| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1091 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 852 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9908 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2004 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 214 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8695 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1593 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5827 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7831 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9469 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Enchantments Applied: | 184 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3417 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7587 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1484 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8156 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4413 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3555 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 3045 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
