Asshus – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CritiCraft: Misunderstood Fun

Assumptions, BIAS, closed-mindedness, criticism, CritiCraft, Fun, ignorance, judgment, lack of knowledge, misconceptions, Misinformation, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, misunderstood, prejudice, scrutiny, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Plus, our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

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BlockyBanter

Abuse, BlockyBanter, child sex abuse, Court, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal gang, criminal justice system, Exploitation, Gang, Glasgow, Imprisonment, Justice, legal proceedings, life sentences, scotland, sentencing, sexual assault, uk, Victims

OMG, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join!! we got unicorns flying around and talking pigs singing Justin Bieber songs.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor fashion show every Saturday night.

And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust me, it’s a blast!

So what are u waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever! And remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. 😉🎮💥

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Sip City: Sweet Tax Craze

Adult, beverage taxes, BMI, city, city-level, Consumption, CRAZE, data, Government, health, Impact, Lifestyle, obesity, public policy, Regulation, research, Sip, study, Sugar, SWEET, Sweetness, Tax, taxing, trends, weight

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing taxing is the sweetness of our beverages! we have city-level beverage taxes that will shape your adult bmi trends like never before. want to lose weight while gaming? look no further, our server will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is trying to get in on the action. we have crazy stories of players who have lost 50 pounds just by mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. who needs a gym membership when you have our server to keep you in shape?

so come on down and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you say you’re getting fit while playing minecraft? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. let’s get those bmi trends in check and start slaying some zombies together!

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Mother’s Echo 1.20.2

1.20.2, Communication, cultural expectations, echo, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional triggers, family dynamics, feminist perspective, Gender Roles, generational patterns, Identity, Mother, mother-daughter relationships, MOTHERS, personal boundaries, Psychology, relationships, self-perception, social conditioning, Stereotypes, triggers, Women

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the seething women who can’t handle a simple comparison to their mothers!

We have a virtual world where you can build whatever you want without any angry ladies breathing down your neck.

Plus, our server is filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about triggering women with innocent comments.

So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless you want to build a drama llama statue, because that’s totally cool too!

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SisNoWedding4U

Apology, cutting her out, disagreement, family dinner, family drama, Fiance, financial independence, Honesty, LOVE OF MY LIFE, opinionated, overreacted, provider, rocky relationship, Sensitive, Settling, SisNoWedding4U, sister, tearing the family apart, Wedding, wedding day

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly prohibited unless it’s in-game drama over who stole whose diamonds!

Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can invite or uninvite your virtual siblings based on their opinions about your pixelated partner’s mining skills.

Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your Minecraft friends to witness the epic showdown between you and your sister over who gets to wear the diamond armor on the big day.

Don’t worry about tearing the family apart, because here, everyone is just a blocky character trying to survive and thrive in the world of pixels. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and maybe even reconcile with our virtual siblings in the most epic Minecraft server ever!

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ChunkyCraft SMP

Binge Eating, body image issues, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, emotional eating, emotional trauma, genetics, hormonal imbalances, lack of exercise, lack of portion control, lack of sleep, medical conditions, medication side effects, poor diet choices, sedentary lifestyle, slow metabolism, smp, stress eating, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain, weight loss resistance, yo-yo dieting

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the most lit place ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even does that? And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless (most of the time).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts (spoiler alert: they’re actually just villagers in costume). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken jousting arena where players ride on chickens and battle it out with feathered swords. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly lose 10 pounds and gain superhuman strength. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

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LowPayCraft

economic injustice, exploitation of labor, job salary discrepancies, low income jobs, low paying careers, low paying jobs, low salary jobs, low wage jobs, low wages, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, poorly compensated jobs, salary disparity, underpaid employees, underpaid occupations, underpaid workers, undervalued professions, unfair compensation, wage discrimination, wage gap, wage inequality

Are you tired of working for peanuts in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a professional dirt digger and get paid even less! But hey, at least you get to do it in a pixelated world where the dirt is always perfectly square.

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional tree puncher? That’s right, you can spend hours punching trees just to make some measly coins that are only good for buying virtual snacks at our virtual vending machines.

And if that’s not enticing enough, how about becoming a professional sheep shearer? You can spend your days chasing after sheep and shearing their wool, only to sell it for a fraction of what it’s actually worth. But hey, at least you’ll have a never-ending supply of wool sweaters in the game!

So come join our Minecraft server where the jobs pay surprisingly low for what they do, but the laughs and good times are priceless. Who needs real money when you can have virtual fun, am I right?

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CraftyCaptiveMC Server

Altered, Appearances, CraftyCaptiveMC, Hamas, hostages, long tail tag, Release, Report, Server

so like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story about hamas altering hostages’ appearances before releasing them. like, imagine logging on and seeing villagers with crazy hair colors and funky outfits, all because they got “altered” by hamas. it’s like a whole new level of customization, ya know? join our server for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it! come join the fun and see what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server. it’s gonna be a blast, fo sho!

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KurskCraft: No More Troops!

Armistice, Asia, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern front, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, korean war, Kursk Front, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, north korean, Politics, Retreat, soviet union, Troops, War, withdraw

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean troops are withdrawing from the kursk front after getting wrecked by a bunch of noobs with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we got pigs flying, chickens dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. build your own empire and rule over the land with an iron fist, or maybe just chill and make some pixel art. either way, you won’t be bored on this server. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a secret portal to the nether where you can battle zombie pigmen and ghasts for days. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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Block Out Lights – Revived

Automotive Industry, automotive trends, black-out lights, BLOCK, bright lights, car accessories, car culture, car customization, car design, car modifications, driving trends, lights, modern car lights, night driving, Nostalgia, retro style, REVIVED, road safety, Safety, trend, vehicle lighting, vintage cars, VISIBILITY

come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with lights so bright, you’ll think you’re driving in the middle of the day even at night! but wait, there’s more! we also have black-out lights for those who want to bring back the trend of feeling like a secret agent while driving in the dark. imagine sneaking around in your car with only your black-out lights on, feeling like a total badass. join us now for the ultimate thrill ride in minecraft!

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