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CraftySMPRejects

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of spending your days doing boring hobbies like stamp collecting or watching paint dry? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why waste your time on pointless activities when you could be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds filled with adventure? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who will trade you rare items for stacks of emeralds.

So say goodbye to boring hobbies and hello to the most epic, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Ex-BlockbusterEmployee47

Career Growth, company benefits, company communication, company culture, company environment, company ethics, company performance, company policies, company reputation, company values, corporate secrets, ExBlockbusterEmployee47, former employer, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, leadership style, management style, office politics, team dynamics, work experience, work-life balance

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Star Shards Collected:	80
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4273

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server I used to play on! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re on a wild rollercoaster ride. And instead of mining for diamonds, you have to battle it out in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to claim your loot. But the best part? The owner of the server is actually a secret llama in disguise, pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the pure chaos of this server. So come join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ResistanceCraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, our leader is like a Houthi boss who’s all about attacking Israel with the “axis of resistance.” We got alliances with all the wackiest groups in the game, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Join us and be part of the most epic battles ever seen in Minecraft history. Plus, we got secret weapons and hidden bases that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Israel who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

RocketCraft: BoeingNoGo

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	733
Buildings Constructed:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

so like, u kno how boeing makes dem big ol rockets? well turns out, dey got sum unqualified peeps buildin dem! like, imagine if u had a rocket ship built by sumone who dunno what dey doin! dat’s like, a disaster waitin to happen! but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise all our builders are top notch! no unqualified peeps here, just epic builds and crazy adventures! come join us and leave dem boeing rockets in da dust!

DreamCraft PTSD Relief

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	132	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

so, like, u wanna join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna help u process all ur traumatic memories while u sleep. like, u can play and build stuff during the day, then at night BAM ur brain is gonna be all like, “hey, let’s deal with that PTSD in a fun and creative way!”

we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?

HeartCore Network

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Votes:	3386	Players Killed by Monsters:	8712
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Heartcore, the ultimate Lifesteal experience! Immerse yourself in a world where every heartbeat matters. Battle for survival against hordes of monsters, and steal life from your enemies to bolster your own. But beware, the stakes are high, and only the strongest will prevail.

Currently, Heartcore offers a thrilling Lifesteal experience, but our vision extends far beyond. We’re dedicated to bringing you a diverse range of game modes that cater to every Minecraft enthusiast. Stay tuned for exciting updates as we expand our horizons and introduce new ways to play.

Join us on Heartcore and become a legend!

play.theheartcore.com

Sleepless in Semi-Vanilla Land: Where grief is protected, enchants are custom, and everyone’s welcome! 1.21 ready!

Biomes, Builds, chat colors, Community, Custom, Economy, Enchants, Events, Everyones, Farms, Grief, Land, Minigames, Pets, Plugins, protected, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Ready, Redstone, Semivanilla, Sleepless, smp, Survival, tutorials, villagers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Sleepless MC SMP Overview

Features
Crossplay features to allow both Bedrock and Java players to play along side each other!
Land claims (Golden Shovel)
Grief – Protection (Anti-Grief enabled to easily restore claims if damaged)
Custom Enchants for a more customized playing experience!
Player Sign Shops (Aswell as server shop)
Custom Items (Including Building items like beds and dressers as well as armor and weapons!)
Minions for AFK grinding and money making!
Coin shop ( You can earn in-game Ranks / Chat colors / Player Tags / Pets )

If you’re interested in joining Sleepless MC SMP, We’d love to have you!

Discord : discord.gg/sleepless

Server IP : play.sleeplessmc.com

Bedrock Port : 19132

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Sleepless MC SMP server?

A: To join the server, simply connect to play.sleeplessmc.com with the Bedrock Port 19132.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community experience. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own land claims on the server?

A: Yes, you can create land claims using the Golden Shovel tool to protect your area from griefing.

Q: How can I earn in-game currency on the server?

A: You can earn in-game currency by participating in activities such as mining, farming, selling items in player shops, and using minions for AFK grinding.

BlockyBooty Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchantments Applied:	211
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can engage in scandalous affairs with other players’ virtual spouses! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, come mine for some drama instead! Join now for a chance to stir up some virtual trouble and ask yourself, “Is it morally wrong for me to fuck the shit out of another man’s wife?” Only on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

HonorableSaarCraft SMP: Loyalty is Key

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Towns Built:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Animals Bred:	126
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	4073
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of fearless warriors who defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden swords and a bucket of lava. They were hailed as heroes and their legacy lives on in the form of our epic community. Join us and become a part of this legendary tale!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a herd of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From sheep. It’s a real thing, I swear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot on our sacred land. These llamas are no joke, my friend. They mean business.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and remember, my honor is loyalty, saar!

HighchairHeist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	271	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ house? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and high-stakes disputes over highchairs and borrowed clothes.

Just like the highchair saga, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you be the one to reclaim your stolen diamond pickaxe from a rival player’s base? Or maybe you’ll find yourself blocked by an entire faction after a heated argument over who gets to build the biggest castle.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of epic adventures and quests to keep you entertained. Explore our vast world, battle fearsome monsters, and build the most jaw-dropping creations imaginable. Just be prepared for the occasional family feud to break out in the chat.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Who needs reality TV when you have virtual drama at your fingertips?