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  • EatCraftin’Friends

    EatCraftin’Friends

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of restaurants with no physical menus? Do you demand the satisfaction of holding a menu in your hands before you decide what to eat? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never have to deal with QR code menus again!

    Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.

    Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyWatchMC Server

    BabyWatchMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kid while your partner jets off on a luxurious vacation? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual world without any pesky toddlers running around!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about changing diapers or dealing with tantrums. Our server is the ultimate getaway for stay-at-home parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly baby creepers who will only explode if you don’t laugh at their silly antics. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (of the virtual kind, of course).

    Don’t be the asshole in your own life – join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to laugh at those baby creepers, that is).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

    AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any politicking or assholery! Our community is all about fun, laughter, and building epic creations together. Join us and leave the drama at the door – unless you want to build a drama llama statue, because that’s totally allowed here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

    MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ball Lickin’ Craft

    Ball Lickin’ Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where the fun never stops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to win – even if it means licking your balls and licking your asshole! Yes, you heard that right, our players are committed to going the extra mile to ensure victory. So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time, come join us on our server and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • QueSMP TOWNY: Where villagers have a better social life than you! 1.20.4 – JAVA

    QueSMP TOWNY: Where villagers have a better social life than you! 1.20.4 – JAVA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Almost a Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Freely build anywhere
    Create your own nation
    Version 1.20.4
    Fun community, come introduce yourself!
    Explore the world and make your mark!

    Rules

    • Don’t be an asshole
    • Don’t Grief
    • No hacking
    • More rules in Discord

    Server IP: quesmp.cloudnord.net

    Join our friendly Discord server: https://discord.gg/4aeaMW43gz

    Join our discord! It’s linked to our servers so you can stay in touch even from your phone when you can’t play Minecraft! It also has a range of other great channels to keep you entertained!

    We are always trying to improve the server and community! Feedback (positive or negative) is greatly appreciated.

    FAQs

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I build anywhere?Yes, you can freely build anywhere on the server.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow?Yes, please follow the rules listed above to ensure a fun and friendly community.
    Can I create my own nation?Yes, you have the freedom to create your own nation on the server.
    Is hacking allowed on the server?No, hacking is strictly prohibited on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Babes: A Minecraft Server for the Ladies

    Blocky Babes: A Minecraft Server for the Ladies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with women who constantly treat you like crap and then blame everyone else for their own issues? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us for a fun and outrageous gaming experience where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without any toxic women bringing you down.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being emotionally manipulated or gaslighted by entitled ladies who think they can do no wrong. Instead, you can focus on having a great time with like-minded players who just want to enjoy the game without all the unnecessary drama.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all those unpleasant encounters with problematic women behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have virtual cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Blunders: ITS NOT THE JEWS!

    Blocky Blunders: ITS NOT THE JEWS!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and definitely not be Hitler! Join us for a wild ride through a world where tinfoil hats are the latest fashion trend and Hitler was le’ Bad is our motto.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a unicorn paradise. They rode on rainbow bridges, battled evil llamas, and even discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head. And that player’s name? Steve.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Party Pig, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Disco Party Pig and the Creeper Crew.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Ender Dragon!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Creepers: Andy Sixx’s Asshole Adventure

    Crafty Creepers: Andy Sixx’s Asshole Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can suck so hard on Andy Sixx’s asshole that food he hasn’t even eaten yet comes out!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Build your own asshole-shaped castle and rule over your fellow players with a iron fist. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your unique architectural choices.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weirdness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself sucking on Andy Sixx’s asshole sooner than you think!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blockhead Banter

    Blockhead Banter

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Project z

    Project z

    New Minecraft Servers

    In a post-apocalyptic world devastated by a cataclysmic catastrophe, the remnants of human civilization have given way to a desolate landscape where the ruins of cities are now the domain of the undead. The once bustling streets are now haunted by hordes of roaming zombies, hungry for human flesh and posing an ever-present threat to the few survivors.

    In this unforgiving and inhospitable world, players embark on a desperate quest for survival. They explore a vast open world, where every dark corner can hide a new horror, and every corner can offer temporary refuge. But the key to survival lies in ingenuity, adaptability and alliances forged in the heat of adversity.

    Players must rely on their survival skills, ability to find rare resources, and courage to face the dangers around them. Alliances with other survivors can provide temporary shelter and collective strength against zombie attacks and threats from other groups of survivors.

    In this world where death is everywhere and every decision can be a matter of life or death, only the strongest and most cunning will survive. Players must navigate carefully, strategize boldly, and always keep an eye on the horizon, because in this world ravaged by chaos, survival is the only rule that matters.

    play.project-z.fr

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky smp

    Blocky smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join us! 😀

    blocky.town

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sanctuary | Meitene’s Creative server!

    Sanctuary | Meitene’s Creative server!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! 🌈Here you will find two fascinating worlds: one with rafts for architectural masterpieces, the other an open world for creativity in a flat landscape. 🌇

    Create your own unique buildings, realize fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas! 🚀

    Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow the streams of our dedicated administrator, who will not only take your inspiration to the next level, but also show you the most exciting moments in our gaming world. 🎮Join us and bring your creative ideas to life in the cutting-edge world of Minecraft! 🌍✨

    play.meitene.space

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Knight-Z – Survival | Towny | Zombies | Quests | Jobs

    Knight-Z – Survival | Towny | Zombies | Quests | Jobs

    New Minecraft Servers

    In the realm of Knight -Z, a medieval kingdom once flourished amidst lush landscapes and towering castles. However, a malevolent force unleashed by the dark sorcerer Malgazar plunged the land into darkness, awakening hordes of undead creatures.

    As the sun sets and darkness descends upon the land, the people of Knight-Z brace themselves for the horrors that await them. At intervals during the day, the realm is engulfed in apocalyptic zombie, marking the arrival of Malgazar’s unholy minions. From the depths of forgotten catacombs to the abandoned ruins of once-great citadels, the undead surge forth in a relentless tide, seeking to extinguish all semblance of life.

    Server Features!

      Towny build protection! /rtp for teleport away from spawn location.Server shops with real market pricingQuests (more being added soon!)JobsZombie Apocalypse!Daily Dragon Reset with Rewards!Player Ranks – /ranks or /rankup

    Join us on Discord! Lets discuss any future updates or needs of the server, we will always listen to the players and better the server!

    play.knight-z.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Poppedmc

    Poppedmc

    New Minecraft Servers

    PoppedMC is a 1.20.4 Skyblock Server, with 1.8 PVP Mechanics.

    Place Valuable blocks on your island to compete for /is top!

    Features:

    – Spawners [ Free Silk Touch ]– Island Flight

    – In-game Custom Currency for exclusive items.

    – Crates– Payouts (Coming AFTER BETA)

    We have SO MUCH not added yet, it’s coming as we iron at the current bumps of the server. Feel free to stick around to be considered OG in future seasons. If you don’t see what you want, please suggest it to us. If we don’t already have it planned, we’ll let you know if your suggestion has been considered over on our DISCORD.

    play.poppedmc.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Withernetwork

    Withernetwork

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to WitherNetwork!

    Here’s a brief overview of what you can expect:

    Gameplay Features:

    Immerse yourself in thrilling lifesteal mechanics that add a new dimension to your gameplay experience.Engage in a vibrant economy system, where you can earn and spend coins on various in-game items.Discover our Coin Shop, filled with treasures and unique items waiting for you to purchase.Unlock premium ranks offering exclusive perks and privileges, and climb your way to the top.Enjoy free ranks available to all players, rewarding your dedication and achievements on the server.Equip yourself with kits tailored to enhance your gameplay and help you on your journey.Test your luck with crates filled with exciting surprises and valuable rewards.

    Additional Information:

    We promote a friendly and respectful community atmosphere, where players can collaborate and build together.Our dedicated staff are always available to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have.Keep an eye out for regular events and competitions, where you can showcase your skills and win fantastic prizes.

    Get ready to embark on an epic adventure filled with endless possibilities on WitherNetwork! Feel free to dive in and start your journey today!

    witherheart.ddns.net:9594

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrushGrief – Minecraft server Minecraft server

    CrushGrief – Minecraft server Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “CrushGrief – Minecraft server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    CrushGrief.aternos.me:29173

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Come join us, we have fun here!! Minecraft server

    Come join us, we have fun here!!  Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    have fun with your friends!!

    Daniil46.aternos.me:63882

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DanyWorld | Military-political server Minecraft

    DanyWorld |  Military-political server Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    DanyWorld” is a unique political server that is constantly being developed and improved. You can log in without a license, you just need to have Minecraft JAVA 1.16.5, enter the IP address (f5.russianodes.com:56221) and log into the server.

    f5.russianodes.com:56221

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HyperCube Minecraft server

    HyperCube Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    mc.hyperanarchy.xyz

    Mystics, Bosses, Events, Giveaways, Free donation, Buyers, Administration recruitment, Paid hosting, Custom items, Unique items, Cool sets, only with us!

    mc.hyperanarchy.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP