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EatCraftin’Friends

Explanation, EatCraftinFriends, Issue, Manager, qr code

Are you tired of restaurants with no physical menus? Do you demand the satisfaction of holding a menu in your hands before you decide what to eat? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never have to deal with QR code menus again!

Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.

Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!

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BabyWatchMC Server

RESPONSIBILITY, DAUGHTER, Agreement, Frustration, compromise

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kid while your partner jets off on a luxurious vacation? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual world without any pesky toddlers running around!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about changing diapers or dealing with tantrums. Our server is the ultimate getaway for stay-at-home parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly baby creepers who will only explode if you don’t laugh at their silly antics. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (of the virtual kind, of course).

Don’t be the asshole in your own life – join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to laugh at those baby creepers, that is).

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AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

memes, asshole behavior, industry gossip, career sabotage, career

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any politicking or assholery! Our community is all about fun, laughter, and building epic creations together. Join us and leave the drama at the door – unless you want to build a drama llama statue, because that’s totally allowed here!

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MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

politicians, vote democrat, creeper, explosions, voting booth

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

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Ball Lickin’ Craft

desire, Naughty, lustful, provocative behavior, sexual innuendo

Looking for a Minecraft server where the fun never stops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to win – even if it means licking your balls and licking your asshole! Yes, you heard that right, our players are committed to going the extra mile to ensure victory. So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time, come join us on our server and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

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QueSMP TOWNY: Where villagers have a better social life than you! 1.20.4 – JAVA

Almost a Vanilla Minecraft Server

Overview
Freely build anywhere
Create your own nation
Version 1.20.4
Fun community, come introduce yourself!
Explore the world and make your mark!

Rules

Don’t be an asshole
Don’t Grief
No hacking
More rules in Discord

Server IP: quesmp.cloudnord.net

Join our friendly Discord server: https://discord.gg/4aeaMW43gz

Join our discord! It’s linked to our servers so you can stay in touch even from your phone when you can’t play Minecraft! It also has a range of other great channels to keep you entertained!

We are always trying to improve the server and community! Feedback (positive or negative) is greatly appreciated.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build anywhere?	Yes, you can freely build anywhere on the server.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please follow the rules listed above to ensure a fun and friendly community.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, you have the freedom to create your own nation on the server.
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking is strictly prohibited on the server.

Blocky Babes: A Minecraft Server for the Ladies

Babes, Censorship, Server, red pill, Justified

Are you tired of dealing with women who constantly treat you like crap and then blame everyone else for their own issues? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us for a fun and outrageous gaming experience where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without any toxic women bringing you down.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being emotionally manipulated or gaslighted by entitled ladies who think they can do no wrong. Instead, you can focus on having a great time with like-minded players who just want to enjoy the game without all the unnecessary drama.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all those unpleasant encounters with problematic women behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have virtual cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies? 😉

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Blocky Blunders: ITS NOT THE JEWS!

Conspiracy, prejudice, Bigotry, Hitler was le’ Bad, forever..

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and definitely not be Hitler! Join us for a wild ride through a world where tinfoil hats are the latest fashion trend and Hitler was le’ Bad is our motto.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a unicorn paradise. They rode on rainbow bridges, battled evil llamas, and even discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head. And that player’s name? Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Party Pig, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Disco Party Pig and the Creeper Crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Ender Dragon!

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Crafty Creepers: Andy Sixx’s Asshole Adventure

rockstar, Sixxs, FANTASY, CREEPERS, explicit content

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can suck so hard on Andy Sixx’s asshole that food he hasn’t even eaten yet comes out!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Build your own asshole-shaped castle and rule over your fellow players with a iron fist. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your unique architectural choices.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weirdness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself sucking on Andy Sixx’s asshole sooner than you think!

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Blockhead Banter

dumb, normal Europe, Asshole, dumb motherfuckers, banter

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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