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Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

Bitcorns Minecraft Server: Where mining meets farming!

Bitcorns, Farming, meets, Minecraft, Mining, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than Bitcorns! Join us for a virtual adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed.

But that’s not all – on Bitcorns, we have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a broomstick like a witch!

So why wait? Join Bitcorns today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Forever YoungCraft

aging, Aging population, appreciating life, embracing the unknown, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of aging, fear of death, fear of dying, future uncertainty, life and death, life expectancy, living fully, living in the moment, living with purpose, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, mortality realization, mortality reflection, YoungCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

join our minecraft server and u will never die tomorrow, next week, next month or next year! we have magical potions that make u immortal in the game, so u can play forever and ever and ever.

also, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of minecraft land. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a dragon while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular dance parties in the virtual town square and weekly costume contests where the winner gets a pet panda to ride around on.

so come join us and never worry about growing old or dying, because on our server, you’ll be young and immortal forever.

Crafty Gunsmiths Minecraft Server

1990s, action, Anime, Bounty Hunters, Car Chases, Chicago, Crafty, crime, detective, explosive action, Fast-paced, Female Protagonists, Guns, gunsmith cats, Gunsmiths, japanese animation, Kenichi Sonoda, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, romance, seinen, Server, Thriller

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	187
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the romance on this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual love triangle drama with players fighting over who gets to build a heart-shaped house together. We’ve had players propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and even had a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks. It’s like The Bachelor meets Minecraft, you won’t want to miss out on all the lovey-dovey drama! So come join us and find your pixelated soulmate today!

Survival Showdown Minecraft Server

battle, choose, Competition, decision, Defeat, Dilemma, Fight, FINAL, last man standing, Loser, Minecraft, Only One, option, selection, Server, showdown, showdown of the century, Survival, SURVIVE, ultimate showdown, Victory, winner

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the strongest survive! Are you ready to battle it out with other players for dominance? Choose your weapon wisely, whether it’s a diamond sword or a rubber chicken (yes, we have those too).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that a powerful dragon guards the loot, so gather your friends and prepare for an epic quest to claim the riches.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate survivor. Just remember, only one can survive. Which one do you choose?

AuntieCraft: No Thanks!

aunt, AuntieCraft, aunts, baby, campus, Classes, college, Commute, decision, doubt, family, girl, Help, Living, Mother, Moving, Schedule, selfish, Semester, Support, work

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your family for not wanting to move in with your aunt and help take care of her kids? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual family!

Join us and create your own virtual aunt who will never ask you to move in and disrupt your college life. Help her take care of her virtual baby girl and older kids in between mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Don’t let your real-life family make you doubt yourself – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story. Plus, the daily commute to and from our server is a breeze, no traffic jams or schedule mess-ups here!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs real-life aunts when you can have a virtual one who respects your boundaries and lets you live your best blocky life?

CraftyCook Minecraft Server

CEREAL, comfort food, convenient, Cook, CraftyCook, Delivery, Dinner, EASY, exhausted, Food, frozen pizza, go-to meal, instant noodles, Lazy, leftovers, microwaveable, Minecraft, pantry meal, Quick, redditors, Server, takeout, tired

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Items Found:	7149
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8769	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of cooking IRL and just want to chill and play some Minecraft? Join our server where the only thing you have to worry about is what block to place next! Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of surviving on virtual food alone. We have a secret recipe for a virtual feast that will leave you full and satisfied without lifting a finger. So come join us and let’s feast like kings in the world of blocks and pixels!

OligarchCraft: $11B Dividends

11B, assets, billionaires, Business, corporate profits, dividends, earnings, Economy, finance, Financial Success, high income, Investments, MONEY, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, PROFITS, russia, Russian oligarchs, shares, stock market, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5854	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian dudes, like, billionaires and stuff, made, like, a gazillion dollars in, like, dividends in just over a year. that’s, like, so much money, man. you gotta join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we got russian oligarchs playing with us, and they’re, like, building diamond castles and stuff. it’s, like, crazy, man. you wanna be part of this insane wealth and luxury, right? come join us and be a part of the oligarch gang. we promise you won’t regret it.

HealCraft: No Pain, All Gain

adaptation, biology, Body, Evolution, evolutionary advantage, gain, genetic traits, HealCraft, Healing Process, health, human body, immune system, medical science, natural abilities, Pain, physical health, Regeneration, resilience, Self Healing, self-care, self-repairing capabilities, Survival, wellness

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Void Armor Forged:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

join dis cray cray minecraft server if u want to experience da ultimate adrenaline rush! our world is filled with danger at every turn, from lava pits to creeper explosions to zombie hoardes. but don’t worry, cuz ur body has evolved to have SELF-HEALING ABILITIES! dat’s right, u can jump off a cliff and be back to full health in no time.

imagine da chaos and mayhem as u battle ur friends in epic pvp battles, only to heal up and do it all over again. u’ll be like a superhero with rapid healing powers, unstoppable and invincible.

so come join us on dis server and experience da thrill of living life on da edge, where danger lurks around every corner but u always come out on top. plus, we have free cake on wednesdays. ain’t dat worth it?

NipahBrainBarrierFun

Animal Reservoirs, Blood-Brain Barrier, Brain Infection, DiSRuPtiON, Emerging Infectious Disease, encephalitis, Host Immune Response, Infectious Disease Research, Insights, neurological complications, neurological disorders, Neurotropism, Nipah Virus, Nipah Virus Neurotropism, NipahBrainBarrierFun, Outbreak Investigation, public health, Viral Entry Mechanisms, Viral Pathogenesis, zoonotic disease

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	127	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got the most insane adventures eva. like, you can explore the nether and find a secret portal to a dimension full of dancing llamas and flying pigs. and get this, the zombies are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to eat your brains.

oh, and did i mention we have a mini-game where you have to battle a giant chicken with laser eyes? yeah, it’s wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

but the best part is our exclusive event where all the mobs in the game break out into a dance party. creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

so come join us on this server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

1.20.4 / 🛠️ Custom Ore / 🔮 Dungeons / 👹 Bosses / Modded 🏞️ Survival / 🚫 No Reset / 💻 PC 🎮 XBOX 🎮 PS4,5 📱 MOBILE

1.20.4, 5.., Bosses, custom ore, Custombosses, Custommobs, Customores, dragons, Dungeons, Magic, mobile, modded survival, Morebiomes, No Reset, Nop2w, Noreset, PC, ps4, Survival, weapons, Xbox

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	2652	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Void Armor Forged:	12	Enchantments Applied:	252

I used to play minecraft all the time with my dad, the old man could never figure out mods, 8 years later now that I’m 21 and a software engineer student and after 2-3 months of work and whacking the good old Eclipse I made a server with custom ores, 500+ dungeons, custom biomes, furniture, souls like boss mechanics and around 700+ hours of content, but the catch is you need no mods!!! It’s all server sided and you just load a small resourcepack on join, If you’re interested in joining me and some friends and playing DM me or write a comment.

We added bedrock support! Although it’s in beta it works pretty well, bedrock players can see furniture, custom armor, backpacks as well as explore cool dungeons and all the cool new biomes we added. We’re looking for bedrock players to join us and play.

To join on these devices

Add friend DSMC1516 on XBOX, PS4, PS5, PSN, Mobile, Nintendno and join through the friendlist 🙂

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