asshairs – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ShineCraft Minecraft Server
asshairs, celebration, dappy, Disgusting, fagdays, Faggots, Gay, Gullet, Happy, keking, LGBTQ, licking, Minecraft, offensive, older men, pride, pride month, Proud, Server, Shine, ShineCraft, Super, unwashed cock
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be during the most fabulous month of the year – GAY FAGGOT SUPER FAG GAY UNWASHED COCK KEKING holiday of LICKING OLDER MENS UNWASHED ASSHAIRS INTO YOUR GULLET! That’s right, it’s HAPPY-DAPPY FAGDAYS!
Join us for a non-stop party filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and unicorns riding pigs. Explore our world where the sun always shines, and the grass is always greener on the gay side. Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbows and unicorn tears, or team up with other players to create a giant statue of a fabulous drag queen.
But wait, there’s more! Every player who joins during GAY FAGGOT SUPER FAG GAY UNWASHED COCK KEKING holiday will receive a special gift – a magical wand that shoots out sparkles and rainbows! Use it to spread joy and happiness wherever you go, or to turn your enemies into fabulous fashionistas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the GAY FAGGOT SUPER FAG GAY UNWASHED COCK KEKING holiday festivities begin! Let’s make this month the gayest, most fabulous one yet! Happy Dappy Fagdays, everyone!

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New Server IP
CraftyRepairUSA
advocacy, all 50 states, consumer protection, consumer rights, CraftyRepairUSA, electronic devices, electronics, Government, introduced, law, legislation, maintenance, Manufacturing, policy, repair shops, REPAIRABILITY, right to repair, Small Businesses, tech industry, Technology, united states
lol imagine if all 50 states came together and decided that everyone has the right to repair stuff, like even in minecraft! so now this server is like the ultimate place to be cuz you can fix anything and everything, even if it’s just a pixelated block. join us and be part of the repair revolution, where even the tiniest block matters. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of repair experts who can fix anything in record time. so come on, join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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FleaMC
Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Creative Adventure Mods Building Exploration Redstone PVP Roleplaying Fantasy Sandbox Online Community Server Minigames Skyblock Twitch, Survival, Vanilla
Test server for FleaMC, releasing to the public in June, 2025. Please do not join this yet as it is a test server and you will be banned from joining until June.
test.fleamc.net:2809

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Ship Jumper’s Haven 1.20.4
1.20.4, career move, CHANGE, decision, Decision making, Departure, Future, Haven, job change, jump ship, jumpers, LEAVING, moving on, new beginnings, next, prediction, Quitting, resigning, Ship, speculation, TRANSITION, uncertain future, uncertainty, uncertainty ahead
Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual Disneyland but with creepers and zombies instead of Mickey Mouse!
Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of sailing the high seas and battling fierce pirates for treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds!
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who wouldn’t wanna boogie down with a giant dragon, amirite?
So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig because this server is where the party’s at! Don’t be a square, join us and let’s build a world of pixelated insanity together!

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WeddingUninvite2k
Argument, bachelorette party, City 1, City 2, facetiming, high school friend, inappropriate attire, Inappropriate Behavior, International trip, long-distance relationship, mirror selfies, moving for boyfriend, racial slurs, roommate drama, selfie overload, uncomfortable behavior, uninviting, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guest drama, WeddingUninvite2k
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than Rachel’s bachelorette party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and zero FaceTiming shenanigans.
Unlike Rachel, we won’t force you into awkward phone calls or make you listen to our relationship drama. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time with your fellow gamers. Plus, we promise not to upload any mirror selfies from questionable locations.
So if you’re tired of the drama and just want to relax and play some Minecraft, join us! Who needs Rachel and her crazy antics when you can join our server and have a blast without the unnecessary drama? See you in the game!

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OverItMinecraftSMP
acceptance, Breakup, Closure, Emotional healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, letting love go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from a breakup, new beginnings, OverItMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Reflection, relationship ending, Self Discovery, self reflection, starting over
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, but it was so hilarious I couldn’t stop laughing!
And the best part is, we have this crazy rule where every time you die, you have to do a silly dance in real life before respawning. It’s so random and wacky, you never know what’s gonna happen next!
Plus, we have this legendary player who once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. It was like something out of a fantasy movie, but in Minecraft!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of laughs, chaos, and just pure insanity, then you gotta join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a total noob who can’t handle the craziness, then maybe you should just stick to playing solitaire or something, lol.

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New Server IP
CraftyDictatorWars
authoritarianism, controversy, CraftyDictatorWars, criticism, Democracy, dictator, Diplomacy, Double Standard, foreign policy, Government, Hypocrisy, international relations, opinion, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, trump, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy
Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world of blocks and pixels? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only dictator you have to worry about is the one you appoint yourself! Build your own empire, conquer lands, and maybe even start your own political scandal with other players. Who needs real-world politics when you can create your own crazy drama in our virtual world? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyPutin’sPeaceFM
Baltic region, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsPeaceFM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Latvia FM, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, political tensions, power dynamics, putin, sanctions, territorial disputes, ukraine war, US, weaken
join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be part of da craziest adventure of ur life!!! we got dragons flyin around da spawn point, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers breakdancin like there’s no tomorrow.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player named Bob joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, cuz there’s also a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Bob defeated the chicken boss and became the king of the server, ruling over all the land with an iron pickaxe.
if u join dis server, u will have the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on the backs of ender dragons, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, u won’t find a more insane and fun server anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!!!

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New Server IP
Magnetic Therapy Madness
Alternative Medicine, anticancer, blood analysis, cancer treatment, clinical trial, double-blinded, Factors, health, holistic healing, human blood, madness, magnetic, magnetic therapy, medical study, randomised, research, Results, Singapore, Singaporean research, study, Therapy, wellness
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we use MAGNETIC THERAPY to increase your anticancer factors in human blood!
imagine mining for diamonds while also boosting your immune system, it’s a win-win! our randomised double-blinded clinical trial showed amazing results, so you know it’s legit.
join us now and become the healthiest minecraft player around, because who needs potions when you have MAGNETS!

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New Server IP
Punks Overwatch
atmosphere, autism, BUILD, Cards, Characters, Community, develop, Economy, Enjoy, Friendly, Join, Lgbt, Minecraft, Parkour, particles, Plugins, private territories, Server, Sethome, Survival, Vanilla
Welcome to Punks! START OF THE server: PUNKS_DISCORD.ATERNOS.ME
This is the Minecraft vanilla server with a set of interesting plugins so that everyone can enjoy the game in their own way! We have everything: from protecting the private territories to a convenient economy and Sethoma system. Basic chips: Private territories with the ability to protect their buildings. Sethumes to conveniently teleport to the world. Economics with the ability to earn and spend money. Particles for beautiful effects. Overwatch cards and characters for new, bright adventures. Our server is open to everyone: people with autism and LGBT communities are welcoming here. We care about every player and create a friendly and supporting atmosphere. Join, build, develop and enjoy the game with us!
145.239.22.127:25701

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New Server IP
❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft
1000 lvl, banner, Cases, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, GIF, Hus, Large Online, Lazy, Minecraft, Parkour, player, Server, TrulyMine
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4i.truly-mine.ru

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