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ShineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be during the most fabulous month of the year – GAY FAGGOT SUPER FAG GAY UNWASHED COCK KEKING holiday of LICKING OLDER MENS UNWASHED ASSHAIRS INTO YOUR GULLET! That’s right, it’s HAPPY-DAPPY FAGDAYS!

Join us for a non-stop party filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and unicorns riding pigs. Explore our world where the sun always shines, and the grass is always greener on the gay side. Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbows and unicorn tears, or team up with other players to create a giant statue of a fabulous drag queen.

But wait, there’s more! Every player who joins during GAY FAGGOT SUPER FAG GAY UNWASHED COCK KEKING holiday will receive a special gift – a magical wand that shoots out sparkles and rainbows! Use it to spread joy and happiness wherever you go, or to turn your enemies into fabulous fashionistas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the GAY FAGGOT SUPER FAG GAY UNWASHED COCK KEKING holiday festivities begin! Let’s make this month the gayest, most fabulous one yet! Happy Dappy Fagdays, everyone!

Whack My Axolotl Mansion: The LOL-timate Minecraft Adventure

advancement, Adventure, Axolotl, CHANGE, Cutting Edge, Evolution, forward thinking, Future, futuristic, GROUNDBREAKING, Impact, innovation, Intended, Justice, LOLtimate, MANSION, Minecraft, progress, revolution, society, Technology, transformation, Universe, Visionary, whack, WMAM

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than WMAM – the server that is the future of Minecraft! Why settle for anything less than justice when you can join WMAM and experience the true meaning of fairness in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and witness the epic battles between players and mobs as they fight for control of the server. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted roaming the lands, waiting for brave warriors to challenge it.

But that’s not all – at WMAM, you can also participate in insane events like the annual Pig Racing Championship, where players ride pigs through obstacle courses to win fabulous prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join WMAM today and experience the madness for yourself!

Nyutopia: Where Creepers Wear Tutus and Villagers Dance the Hula

academics, admissions, Alumni, campus, career services, college, CREEPERS, Dance, dorm life, education, financial aid, Hula, new york city, new york university, NYC, nyu, nyu pride, Nyutopia, research, scholarships, Student Life, Student Organizations, study abroad, Tutus, University, villagers, wear

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Emeralds Found:	6772
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Divine Spears Created:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft server and see where the madness takes you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you never know what might happen next!

Global Warming Craft: Where ‘Climate Change is Good’ and Creepers are Green with Envy

antarctica, bad, Canada, celebration, CHANGE, climate, climate change, colonisation, Craft, CREEPERS, desert, DUBAI, Earth, envy, evaporation, Global, Good, Green.., Greenland, ice age, living space, Northern Russia, Poland, Rain, Scandinavia, warmer planet, warming, weather

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3219	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates climate change like it’s a party? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace the melting ice caps and rising temperatures with open arms.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, imagine all the new land you’ll have to explore in Canada, Scandinavia, Greenland, and Northern Russia. Who needs boring old biomes when you can have a tropical paradise in the Arctic Circle?

But wait, there’s more! With the potential colonization of Antarctica, you can build your very own igloo mansion and rule over your penguin subjects. Who needs a castle when you have an ice fortress?

And let’s not forget about the increased rainfall leading to less deserts and more living space. Say goodbye to sandy wastelands and hello to lush greenery everywhere you turn. Poland will have perfect weather, Dubai will finally get some much-needed rain, and you’ll be living your best Minecraft life on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make climate change great again! (Disclaimer: We do not actually support climate change, this is all just for fun and games. Please recycle and be kind to the planet, thank you.)

Crafting Chaos: Hedgehogs Gone Wild – A Sonic the Hedgehog Minecraft Adventure!

Adventure, Chadaze Edition, Chaos, Crafting, Fang the Hunter, Hedgehog, Hedgehogs, IDW Release Dates, IHOP Sonic Promotion, Knuckles Series Trailer, Minecraft, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, sonic, Sonic comic scans, Sonic cytube, Sonic Game Recommendations, sonic movie, Sonic Movie Release Date, Sonic Movie Trailer, Sonic OC, Sonic Stadium, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Toy Party, Spring Broken, Wild, Year of Shadow

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	817267	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9045
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest announcements to leaked Sonic Toy Parties and Knuckles Series trailers.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the super speed of Sonic himself, allowing you to zip around the virtual world at lightning speed. Plus, we have a special IHOP Sonic Promotion where you can eat as many chili dogs as you want without getting a stomach ache!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve uncovered a secret stash of Chaos Emeralds hidden within the server, and whoever collects them all will be granted the power to transform into Super Sonic and wreak havoc on all who oppose them.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the chaos and fun. Just be careful not to anger Shadow, as he’s been declared the ruler of the server for the Year of Shadow. See you there, and remember to go fast!

PixelPeen Palace: Where Creativity Comes First (and so does Steve)

appropriateness, Audience, Boundaries, click on, Community, CONTENT, creativity, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, forum, Guidelines, Moderation, online presence, OP images, overusing sexual imagery, Palace, PixelPeen, post, Preferences, social media, steve, Threads, visual appeal

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes or ride on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. And don’t worry about getting lost in our massive world – we have a team of trained llamas ready to guide you to safety.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a stray creeper). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing Solitaire.

Crafty Idol Masters: U149 Server

Anime, anime girl’s, Apology, Birthday, celebration, Character, Crafty, cute, Entertainment, fictional idol, forgiveness, Idol, japanese, Masters, Music, post, regret, remorse, Server, social media, Sorry., The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls, U149

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a birthday party that never ends!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. And don’t worry about griefers ruining your fun, because our admin team is made up of magical unicorns who will banish them to the Nether realm.

But wait, there’s more! Every month we host a costume party where you can dress up as your favorite block and compete in ridiculous mini-games like chicken jousting and llama racing. And the best part? The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the party never end!

Morbius’ Minecraft Mayhem: Where the Undead Rule and Laughter Reigns!

action, Adria Arjona, antihero, comic book, FANTASY, film, I can’t live without Morbius, Jared Harris, Jared Leto, Laughter, living vampire, Martine Bancroft, Marvel, matt smith, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Morbius, Movie, Nvm, REIGNS, rule, science fiction, Sony, SuperHero, Thriller, Undead, Vampire

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll get to hang out with Morbius, the legendary Minecraft player who once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against an army of evil villagers. Rumor has it he can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes – just imagine what he could teach you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with the fearsome dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride a dragon into battle or have it guard your base? Just ask the Ender Dragon Whisperer and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness, mayhem, and pure awesomeness that is waiting for you. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends yourself!

BrownMenCraft: Where all shades of brown men unite in the world of blocks and pixels!

attraction, blocks, BROWN, brown men, BrownMenCraft, culture, cunts, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, fetish, interracial, Men, norms, PAWGs, physical features, pixels, Preferences, Race, relationships, sexual preferences, Shades, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unite, Western, world

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Emeralds Found:	3620
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a wild mix of brown men from all corners of the world who love to party and have a good time! And let’s not forget about the legendary pawgs (Phat Ass White Girls) who roam the land, ready to team up with you and take on any challenge that comes your way. Join us for a crazy ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little romance with a pawg or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

VCR Stream Survival: Where Minecraft meets retro tech in the most confusing way possible

Cassette, classic, Confusing, digital age, Entertainment, Media, meets, Memories, Minecraft, movies, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Playback, recording, recording device, Retro, Stream, Survival, Tech, Technology, television, vcr, vhs, Video, vintage

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2858	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Tired of watching VCR streams from the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where VCRs are banned and dinosaurs roam free! Our server is so epic, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a hot tub made of lava. Join us now and say goodbye to boring VCRs forever!

ZeldaCraft: Where ‘Traditional Zelda is better’ is just a myth

Adventure, better, Boss Battles, CHANGED.., classic, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, Formula, gameplay, games, Myth, Nintendo, Nostalgia, piece of shit, Puzzles, Skyward Sword, stale, sword fighting, Traditional, Traditional Zelda, Zelda, ZeldaCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Are you tired of the same old boring Zelda games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of adventure and excitement? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have reimagined the world of Zelda in a way you’ve never seen before!

Forget about traditional Zelda, our server takes the classic formula and turns it upside down with crazy new challenges and quests. And don’t even get us started on Skyward Sword – we’ve banished that piece of shit game to the depths of the Nether!

Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Zelda like never before!