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Jujutsu Craft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Craft, CURSES, Demon, exorcism, Fighting, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Protagonist, School, Server, SHONEN, sorcery, STRONG, Supernatural, Victory, Won, YUJI

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	171	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	126	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, Yuji won. Who is Yuji, you ask? Oh, just the legendary Minecraft player who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken named Clucky.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Yuji himself as he leads epic raids on other players’ bases, all while riding a majestic llama named Steve. But beware, Yuji has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their entire house with pink wool.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us where Yuji’s reign of chaos is just beginning. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in his crazy world of blocky adventures.

Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

25 years, Bustle, classic, Cookie’s Bustle, COOKIES, critique, dust settled, Enduring, Evaluation, fashion, iconic, Impact, influence, Legacy, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, Release, Retro, Revisiting, smp, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through Cookie’s Bustle, where chaos reigns supreme and nothing is off limits.

Picture this: a land filled with giant cookies that you can ride like horses, a bustling market where you can trade diamonds for enchanted pickaxes, and secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are evil mobs like the dreaded Cookie Monster and the mischievous Creeper King.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you are not alone! Join forces with other players to form epic alliances, build towering fortresses, and conquer the land together. And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our server’s special challenges like the Great Cookie Bake-Off or the Creeper King’s Dance Party.

So why wait? Join us on Cookie’s Bustle for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cookie connoisseur or the ruler of all creepers. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!

Gloomy Minecraft Server

#venting, Emotional support, emotions, feelings, gloomy, just want to be heard, Listen, lonely, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, need to talk, not suicidal, reaching out, sad, seeking guidance, seeking help, seeking support, Server, Struggling, Support, Talk

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling gloomy and in need of some virtual companionship? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will listen to all your woes, no matter how ridiculous they may be. Need to vent about your virtual sheep farm not producing enough wool? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land of pixelated fun. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft ravine.

Guess Minecraft SMP

aftermath, anxiety, bad shit, Chaos, consequences, Disaster, DOOM, election, fear, foreboding, Future, gloom, guess, let me guess, Minecraft, Negativity, pessimism, Politics, predictions, smp, speculation, TURMOIL, uncertainty, uncertainty ahead

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	142	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Ores Mined:	6314	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2217	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the impending doom of post-election chaos! Our server is like a magical realm where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the virtual feast. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total diva and loves to put on fashion shows for the players. So, if you want to witness a dragon strutting down the runway in the latest diamond armor, this is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world of blocky adventures.

CherryMine Free admin / free Minecraft server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the server with free donation, a server without admins and very few rules, to get a free donation write /free and /hack

193.222.99.173

Ruv Black Pipo Minecraft Server

African American, anti-racism efforts, Black, black people, civil rights, cultural bias, discrimination, Diversity, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Minority, pipo, prejudice, racial injustice, racial profiling, racism, Ruv, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, systemic racism, why they ruv black pipo

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Towns Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where the pigs are pink, the cows can fly, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rare and elusive black pipo! Why do they ruv black pipo, you ask? Because these mysterious creatures drop diamonds instead of pork chops! That’s right, you can mine for diamonds or just hunt down some black pipo for some bling bling loot.

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary black pipo, build insane structures with our unlimited resources, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down and see why everyone is raving about our server – because who wouldn’t ruv black pipo and all the craziness that comes with it?

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, fall guys, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, general, Gyaru edition, Halloween, Halloween theme, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, musicals, Rafflesia, Resources, Shared FATE meetup, smp, the mist, Ultima Thule, watch party, XIV, xivg

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can hunt for treasures and riches beyond your wildest dreams. And don’t even get me started on our All Saints’ Wake event – it’s spook-tacular!

But wait, there’s more! We have meetups that will blow your mind. From Saturday Morning Cartoons to Tokusatsu Watch Parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And let’s not forget about our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a real scream!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the fun never stops. Who knows, you might even run into a friendless loser meetup or two. See you there, fellow gamers!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with Nijisanji EN YouTubers, LazuLight drama, and OBSYDIA shenanigans.

Ethyria is where the party never stops, Luxiem is where the magic happens, and Noctyx is where the chaos reigns supreme. ILUNA is the land of mystery, XSOLEIL is where the sun always shines, and Krisis is where the drama unfolds.

But wait, there’s more! TTT is where you’ll find the bravest warriors, Denauth is where the adventure begins, and our Teamup schedule will keep you on your toes. And don’t forget about our Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous section for some extra spice!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Face Swap Like Face App Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	769217	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of your boring old face? Want to spice things up with some hilarious faceswaps but can’t because they’ve blocked it on the Face app? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special plugin that allows you to faceswap with any block in the game! That’s right, you can have a creeper face, a diamond block face, or even a dirt block face! Join us and unleash your inner blockhead in the most epic faceswapping adventure ever seen in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane feature!

Tragic Love Minecraft Server

Adventure, couple, destiny, emotional, FANTASY, Hero, History, Hyrule, iconic, legend, Link, love, Minecraft, Nintendo, OoT, princess, relationships, Romantic, Server, tragic, video game, Zelda

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1007	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic love story of OOT Zelda and Link unfold right before your very eyes. Will they finally confess their feelings for each other or will Ganon ruin everything once again? Only on our server will you find out! Plus, we have custom-built dungeons that are so challenging, even the most hardcore gamers will break a sweat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server ever!