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ChickensCluckin’ Minecraft Server

animal fighting, barbaric, Behavior, Blood Sport, brutality, chickens, ChickensCluckin, cockfighting, Competition, Cruelty, culture, Entertainment, Ethics, fascination, inhumane, Minecraft, morality, Psychology, Server, Spectator sport, thirdies, tradition, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chickens reign supreme and battle it out in epic death matches for the amusement of all players! Join us for the most cluck-tastic showdowns you’ve ever seen as these feathered warriors peck and claw their way to victory.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where players can place bets on their favorite fowl fighters. Will it be the feisty red hen or the cunning black rooster? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday night where players can dress up as their favorite chicken and compete in a hilarious dance-off. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player trying to do the chicken dance while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

So why do thirdies like to watch chickens kill each other so much? Because on our server, it’s not just about watching – it’s about joining in on the fun and experiencing the clucking madness for yourself. Join us today and prepare for a poultry-filled adventure like no other!

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DreamCraft Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, DreamCraft, emotional, feel, go to bed, insomnia, mental health, Minecraft, morning, movies, not to wake up, repeat, self-care, Server, Struggle, suicidal ideation, Therapy, torture, Wake Up, wishing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of waking up every morning not knowing if you’ll survive the day! Our unique gameplay includes daily torture challenges that will keep you on the edge of your block. And if that’s not enough, we have movie nights where we watch films that will make you question your existence. So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive our crazy world!

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Auntie’s Sleepover Quest

abusive behavior, aita, aunt-nephew relationship, Aunties, child custody, child safety, co parenting, court orders, custody battle, drug use, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family relationships, maternal aunt, parenting decisions, Quest, sleepover, supervised visitation, trust issues, vindictive behavior, violation of court order, visitation rights

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for reality TV shows, it’s for building blocks too! Join us and experience the thrill of custody battles, deceitful aunts, and sneaky exes trying to kidnap your in-game child.

Build your own courthouse and hold virtual court sessions to decide who gets visitation rights and who gets banned from the server. Will you be the hero fighting for justice, or the villain causing chaos at every turn?

Don’t worry about being an asshole, on this server, everyone is a little bit of a scoundrel. So come on in and let the virtual drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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PotluckPukeCraft Server

bad potluck food, disgusting potluck food, food disasters, potluck, potluck disasters, potluck dishes, potluck fails, potluck food disasters, potluck food fails, potluck food gone bad, potluck food gone wrong, potluck food horror, potluck food mishaps, potluck food mistakes, potluck food regrets, potluck horror stories, potluck mishaps, potluck nightmares, PotluckPukeCraft, Server, worst food

Have you ever been to a potluck where someone brought a dish that looked like it was cooked by a creeper? Well, if you’re tired of bland, boring potluck food, then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our players are constantly cooking up crazy creations that will blow your mind (and maybe even explode like TNT). From diamond-encrusted cakes to potion-infused stews, you’ll never go hungry on our server. So come join us and feast like a king (or a blocky pig) on the most outrageous food you’ve ever seen!

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SSRI WithdrawalCraft

antidepressant withdrawal, antidepressants, cold turkey, long-term effects, medication, medication management, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health recovery, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, psychiatric medication, quitting medication, serotonin syndrome, side effects, ssri, SSRI discontinuation, SSRI risks, SSRI withdrawal, tapering off, withdrawal symptoms, WithdrawalCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like quitting your SSRI cold turkey – it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of not knowing what will happen next. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or will you accidentally unleash a horde of angry creepers on yourself? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, just like going off your medication abruptly, playing on our server can be a rollercoaster of emotions. One minute you’ll be laughing hysterically as you ride a pig off a cliff, and the next you’ll be crying because a pack of zombies ate all your hard-earned loot.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, join our server today! Just remember to hold on tight and brace yourself for the craziest ride of your life.

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CraftyPutin’sBlockParty

bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsBlockParty, Diplomacy, diplomatic meeting, first time, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Global cooperation, international relations, international travel, Invasion, modi, peace talks, Political Visit, russia, summit, Ukraine, Visit, world leaders

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have modi coming to visit russia for the first time since the invasion of ukraine. yea, u heard me right! modi is gonna be there, building houses and fighting off creepers like a pro.

not only that, but we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u wanna diamond sword? we got it. u wanna enchanted bow? we got it. u wanna potion of invisibility? we got it. u name it, we got it in our secret base.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of herobrine? yea, that’s right. he’s always lurking around, scaring the crap out of unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once u get to know him.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our epic minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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CoalAndOilShortageCraft

alternative energy, coal shortage, CoalAndOilShortageCraft, energy crisis, Energy Transition, environmental impact, future technology, green technology, Industrial Revolution, new beginning, oil shortage, post-apocalyptic, post-disaster, rebuilding society, renewable resources, resource scarcity, societal collapse, society collapse, survival skills, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

hey u, ya u, do u wanna be prepared for when society collapses and we gotta start over? well, join our server cuz we got all the coal and oil u need for the next industrial revolution! we got so much coal u can build a whole city out of it, and our oil reserves are so big u can swim in them like scrooge mcduck! plus, our community is full of experts in post-apocalyptic survival skills, so u’ll be ready for anything that comes ur way. join now and start hoarding resources like there’s no tomorrow! oh wait, there might not be a tomorrow, so join now!

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VeggieCraft: No Harm, All Game

athletic diet, athletic performance, endurance athletes, Game, harm, muscle recovery, plant based diet, plant-based athletes, plant-based benefits, plant-based eating, plant-based fitness, plant-based health, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based meals, plant-based nutrition, plant-based performance, plant-based protein, plant-based research, sports nutrition, systematic review, vegan diet, vegetarian diet, VeggieCraft

so, like, if you wanna be a total pro at minecraft, you gotta join this server, dude. like, this server is all about that plant-based diet, man. and get this, it won’t even mess up your mad gaming skills, bro.

we did, like, a whole review and stuff, and turns out, eating plants actually makes you a better player. like, you’ll be mining diamonds and slaying creepers like never before, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. plus, we have, like, the best virtual salads you’ve ever tasted. it’s gonna blow your mind, man.

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PracticePvP

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, factions pvp, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quest, Raid, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

PracticePvP strives for excellence to bring you one of the most incredible 1.18.2-1.20 Minecraft servers for combat training to date! Create custom kits, choose your favorite map and modifiers, and become more robust than the competition!

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Avalon Nations: Where life steal is not just for video games!

avalon, Balanced, BETRAYAL, Biome, Civilization, Cracked, Discord, Experience, financial conditions, Fresh, games, INTENSE, Launch, Life, Map, Nations, Plugins, PvP, rules, Shrunken, skill gaps, smp, stale, steal, Territory, Video, world border

Avalon Nations SMP Overview:

Feature	Description
Nations/Civilizations	Combine with intense PVP and Life Steal aspects
Discord	Join our Discord
Auto Assign Members	To avoid skill gaps and keep balance
Territories	Each nation given a portion of map and biome
Team Up	Allowed with other nations, but risk of betrayal
World Border	Shrunk every other day to promote PVP battles
Server Status	Cracked, allowing everyone to join
Launch	Expected in the next week

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, the server is cracked, allowing everyone to join regardless of financial conditions.

2. What happens if a nation member is inactive?

Inactive members will be auto-assigned to nations to maintain balance. Nations can also recruit new members to replace inactive ones.

3. Can nations form alliances?

Yes, nations can team up with other nations, but there is a risk of betrayal. Alliances are at your own risk.

4. How often does the world border shrink?

The world border will be shrunken every other day to prevent the server from becoming stale and encourage more PVP battles.

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