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Trillbox server Minecraft

economics, grief server, Mechanics, Minecraft, Quests, Trillbox, Version 1.17.1

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crops Grown:	5435	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Trillbox is a wonderful grief server on version 1.17.1 with unique quests, well-thought-out mechanics and economics.

45.151.91.99:25055

Limey Kek Minecraft Server

are, confusion, exasperation, funny, humor, internet culture, Kek, lime, Limey, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Questioning, repeating, Server, social media, they, this.., trending, viral, why

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9918	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

“anime criticism”, Anime, Anime Analysis, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime reviews, CLICKBAIT, decent, decent anime, forced hate, HateWatch, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online content, opinion change, Popular Anime, SÃO, SAO controversy, SAO hate, smp, sword art online, Youtubers

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

amicable, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody, Divorce, emotional reactions, ex wife, ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL, family dynamics, parenting, personal space, Respect, soccer game, sole custody, Support, visitation weekend

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, Minecraft, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, not what they seem, NotYourAvgSteve, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly categorized, unjustly labeled, wrongly assumed, wrongly judged, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

CreeperLoveCraft

adventurous, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CreeperLoveCraft, Experience, experimentation, FANTASY, Intimacy, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, Roleplay, sex, shock, spontaneity, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Potions Brewed:	154
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3330	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	4198	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

airstrikes, al-Qaida, Attack, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, extremism, i24NEWS, International, intervention, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaSlayin37ISIS, Terrorism, terrorists, U.S, War

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Blowing Flags Mineville

blowing, blowing in the wind, cultural identity, flag animation, flag depiction, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag movement, flag portrayal, flag representation, flag symbolism, flag usage, Flags, Media, Mineville, motionless, national pride, patriotism, symbolic meaning, Symbolism, visual representation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

alternative to Hololive, anniversary, celebration, Cheating, Community, controversy, Despicable, donation drives, Drama, fake cripple, indies, Minecraft, relationship, scandal, secret, Server, Stagnation, stealing, toxic-free, unlikable, VIBE, virtual, virtual idols, vtubing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9049	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

almonds, brand, Chocolate, comfort food, confectionery, cravings, creamy, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, His Toblerones, Honey, iconic, indulgence, Minecraft, nougat, smp, snack, SWEET, Swiss chocolate, Toblerones, Treat, Triangular

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!