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Scrolls Combat Server – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Chimeras Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring combat and dull landscapes in other games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, vibrant colors, and epic adventures! Say goodbye to walking aimlessly in empty worlds and caves – on our server, you’ll be dodging fireballs from dragons, exploring rainbow-colored forests, and uncovering hidden treasures in every corner. Don’t waste your time on lackluster games like Elder Scrolls – come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

Alter, Campaign, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, edmond dantes, Ego, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO, FGO JP, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Interlude Timeline, Material Lookup, mats, Minecraft, Pickup Summon, Prison Tower, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Planner, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, smp, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Star Shards Collected:	87	Love Letters Sent:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Zombie Dances:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Emeralds Found:	1143

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. They became the richest player on the server and ruled with an iron fist (literally, they had a diamond sword). But then, a group of mischievous players banded together and pranked them by filling their house with chickens. It was clucking chaos, but oh so hilarious!

If you want to be a part of the madness, join our server now! We have custom plugins, crazy events, and a community that will make you feel right at home. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter begin!

Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

abnormal behavior, BowTiedMara, brain rot, Campaign, Conspiracy, Crafty, election, election results, Manipulation, McFunny, medication, Minecraft, Mr, Mr. Boden, Mr. Shekelstein, pill, political intrigue, Server, sharp, side effects, social media, speaking gibberish, Status, twitter

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	514	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crops Grown:	9899

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing your blocky butt off! Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?

Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Linty Python Minecraft SMP

clean code practices, code compilation, code formatting, code organization, code quality, coding conventions, coding style, Comments.., function spacing, linters, linting rules, Linty, Minecraft, PEP standard, programming guidelines, programming standards, Python, Python best practices, smp, syntax rules, variable declaration, variable naming conventions, Whitespace

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold in our world.

3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. We have a special event called “Chicken Jousting” where players ride on chickens and battle it out with carrots as their weapons. It’s both ridiculous and strangely exhilarating.

5. The server owner once accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to navigate through a maze of hungry mice to find the antidote. True story.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and potatoes, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Asaba Harumasa, Boopons, Cunning Hares, Doggy Vouchers, Double Drops, Drawpile, En-Nah, Friendship Fair, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Roaming the Ether, Routine Cleanup, Server, Sixth Street market fair, Soul Hounds III, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, vicious dogs within, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZFriends

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Items Found:	1832	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons – because who doesn’t love free stuff, amirite?

Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares – they’re not your average bunnies, trust us. And don’t miss out on the double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages – it’s like cleaning up your room, but with extra rewards!

Oh, and have you heard about the Vicious Dogs Within event? Earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III – it’s like a doggy daycare, but way more exciting.

Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair – because who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sjal and earn epic rewards?

And don’t forget to redeem those codes for even more goodies – because why settle for just one when you can have them all?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Why Don’t You Get A GF Anon? Minecraft SMP

advice, Affection, Anon, attraction, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Connection, DATING, dont, emotions, fulfillment, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, Partnership, physical touch, relationships, romance, smp, Support, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	148	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where plapping butts is not only allowed, but encouraged! Grope your way to victory as you navigate through crazy challenges and obstacles. And hey, who knows, maybe finding a Minecraft girlfriend will actually make you more popular with the ladies in real life too! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

HELLMIND server Minecraft

Achievements, adventure mode, Banking System, big shot, Business, city building, data pack, donation, HELLIMIND, hidden achievements, Long Term Projects, Minecraft, mini-community, Server, Server development., SimpleVoicechat mod, Survival, territory registration

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3940	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

More information about the server:

There will be no wipes on the server; you can develop your projects on our server for a long time.

If ordinary achievements seem simple to you, we have a data pack for 1000 achievements and hidden achievements may take you a lot of time.

As the server develops, a banking system will appear.

To hear players use the SimpleVoicechat mod.

You can create your own city and develop it with your own mini-community, run a business, become a big shot on the server or an interesting character.

To register your territory, circle it all with blocks around the edges, or make a fence, putting up signs that this is your territory. (It is advisable to do it beautifully) You can register a maximum of 3 territories for yourself.By joining you will have an adventure mode, but for a minimum donation via the link in the chat you can get survival.

94.131.13.34

Neurotypical Not Found Minecraft Server

#youtube, autism, Behavior, Communication, mental health, Minecraft, neuroatypical, neuroatypicality, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurology, neurotypical, Neurotypicals, normies, Server, social media, social norms, Social Skills, Stereotypes, twitch

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	747	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Potions Brewed:	94
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Runes Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with neurotypicals? Look no further, because our server is a haven for all the non-neurotypical players out there! We don’t discriminate against anyone who doesn’t fit the “normie” mold – in fact, we celebrate diversity and uniqueness!

Join us on our server and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds, where players with autism, ADHD, and other neurodivergent traits thrive and create amazing builds that will blow your mind. Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who will build a roller coaster that goes through a maze of memes, or create a giant statue of a cat wearing a top hat? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Don’t be a normie – join our server today and embrace your inner weirdo! Who knows, you might even discover that being neurodivergent is the coolest superpower of all.

> So you lost No Nut November Minecraft SMP

abstain, challenge, Defeat, discipline, Failure, funny, humor, internet challenge, internet trend, Lost, meme, Minecraft, no nut november, November, nut, regret, self improvement, self-control, smp, social media, temptation, viral

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6419	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we don’t judge you for losing No Nut November because let’s be real, Minecraft is way more important than that silly challenge. Join us and let’s build a world where the only nuts we care about are the ones we find in our chests (get your mind out of the gutter, we’re talking about diamonds and emeralds here).

Our server is full of crazy characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer who can tame creepers with just a wink, and Sally the Sheep Herder who has a secret sheep army that she uses to take over villages. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance the night away to the sweet sounds of C418. And rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every now and then to show off his sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make losing No Nut November totally worth it.

No Magic Allowed Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	147	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by wizards and witches on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, magic is strictly forbidden! That’s right, no more getting turned into a frog or struck by lightning out of nowhere.

Join us and prove your strength without relying on any hocus pocus. Build epic fortresses, battle fierce mobs, and show off your PvP skills without worrying about some mage casting a spell on you.

Who will emerge as the ultimate warrior on our server? Will it be the fearless knight in shining armor, the cunning rogue with ninja-like reflexes, or the beefed-up barbarian ready to smash anything in their path? The only way to find out is to join us and start your epic adventure today!