Asses MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

Realm, 1.21.1, laptop, switzerland, federal indictment

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

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Pepe Moon Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

EXCITEMENT, Crypto, mooning, Waiting, hype

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Pepe is about to moon and you don’t want to miss it! This server is so wild, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of slurping (don’t ask, just do it). Trust us, you won’t regret it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Let’s gooooo!

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This is Mike Minecraft SMP Adriano

tongue fucking, US debt, ASSES, Chinese debt, foreign business dealings

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even porn stars like Mike Adriano have a side hustle of saving the world from the banking industry’s ponzi schemes! Join us for some tongue-in-cheek fun as we uncover outrageous plots involving Hunter Biden, Lord Jacob Rothschild, and Chinese spy balloons. Witness as Chris Buckley spills the tea on shady deals and how a pornographic actor like Mike Adriano becomes the unexpected hero in stopping the world from financial chaos. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to unraveling global conspiracies? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

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Blocky Booty Bonanza

desirability, Mexican women, curves, self-confidence, beauty

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life! Our world is filled with bootylicious Mexican women who will shake their asses at you as you mine for diamonds.

But beware, the booty bandits are always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wildly inappropriate world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a butt-tastic time like no other!

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LimbusCraft Minecraft Server

Masquerade, LCG, Server, Library of Ruina, Project Moon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and dungeons? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against crazy creatures and mind-bending challenges.

But that’s not all! Get ready for the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of mirrors and illusions to reach the finish line. And don’t miss out on the upcoming Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad event, where time is literally ticking away as you race to complete the course.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the Target Extraction mission to capture the elusive [Yi Sang] ID & E.G.O. Trust us, it’ll be a challenge you won’t soon forget!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the tutorial is important, and expect spoilers for our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. See you in the game!

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TribalTrouble Minecraft Server

negative heritage, TribalTrouble, sons of bitches, bringing up, Time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take heritage insults very seriously! If anyone dares to mention your Native American or Mediterranean background in a negative way, we’ll collect their heads in the game just like a boss! Join us if you want to unleash your inner warrior and show those haters who’s boss in the virtual world. So, if you’re ready to defend your heritage with a vengeance and have a blast while doing it, now’s the freaking time to join us!

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NoVacayKids2021

Understanding, Africa, Kids, travel, family

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family’s canceled vacation plans.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and enjoy a bit of chaos. Just like how this husband went all out planning alternative summer activities after canceling a trip to Africa, we go above and beyond to provide the craziest Minecraft experience possible.

Who needs a vacation when you can join our server and escape reality in the most outrageous way? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of our wacky community where anything can happen!

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RedFlagCraft

red flag signs, red flag traits, compatibility, deal breakers, red flag

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity, guaranteed to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us if you’re a fan of living life on the edge, because on our server, every block you break could lead to a surprise explosion! Who needs diamonds when you can have a thrilling near-death experience instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who roams the land pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of his hilarious antics?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you never know what might happen next!

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SovietSplatCraft

Conflict, Military, military conflict, ATACMS, S-500 SAM System

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the wars are so epic, they make international headlines? Well, we got you covered! Our server is so lit that Ukraine may have accidentally hit Russia’s $600 million S-500 SAM system with ATACMS missiles during a heated PvP battle. That’s right, our battles are so intense that even real-world countries get involved! Join now for a chance to be a part of history and witness the craziest Minecraft wars you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and let the chaos begin!

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PlanetCraftRacism

future racism, satire, planet discrimination, humor, speculative fiction

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where u can meet aliens and build ur own spaceship to travel to different planets like Mars and Jupiter.

we got crazy mobs like zombie aliens and creepers from outer space. u can team up with ur friends to fight off the intergalactic invaders and save the universe.

plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. but watch out for the alien traps and puzzles that will test ur skills and brainpower.

so what r u waiting for? join now and show off ur out-of-this-world building skills on the best minecraft server in the galaxy!

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