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ConfidentCraft: Where even the creepers fear us!
Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where even the creepers are too scared to mess with you! Our fearless players have tamed the Ender Dragon and made friends with the Wither boss. You’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a skeleton again, because they all bow down to our mighty players. So come on in and show off your confidence, just like this player here who’s staring down a pack of zombies without breaking a sweat. Trust us, on this server, you’re the one in control! -
Crafty Chaos: Don’t Mess with Steve
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!Join us if you want to hang out with a group of players who have connections to the Minecraft gods themselves. Need diamonds? No problem, just ask our resident Ender Dragon for a loan.
But beware, we have a strict “no creepers allowed” policy. One time, a creeper tried to sneak onto our server and ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for the creeper…
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. And remember, don’t mess with us – we have friends in high places, you know. 😉
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Punching Trees & Making Babies: Best Minecraft Server Ever
Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server, where the competition is so fierce, you’ll be begging for mercy! Our server is like no other, with epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community that would make even the strongest warrior tremble.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.
So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.
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Banana Split SMP – Because Minecraft is just one big fruity adventure… with a side of sandwiches!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version 1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired) Addons Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames Player Base Dedicated with fun events Economy Diamond based Rules No griefing, no cheating, etc… Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
FAQ
Question Answer How old is the server? 2 months old Is the server whitelisted? Yes What is the average age range of players? Lower 20s but has a wide range How can I join the server? Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link -
New Psyop Just Dropped Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a magical land filled with talking creepers and dancing villagers.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the implications…muahaha!
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Surprised Hasbro Didn’t Sue Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional lawsuit threat from Hasbro! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.But beware, our server is so epic that even Hasbro couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our creations. They tried to sue us for copyright infringement when they saw our giant rainbow unicorn statue made entirely out of wool, but we just laughed it off and kept building.
So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next target of a ridiculous lawsuit from a toy company. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!
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NeverGonnaSayThat Minecraft SMP
rare utterances, extraordinary statements, something no one will ever say, eccentric musings, strange interactionsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a chicken suit. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their mad kung fu skills.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the king or queen of the server and rule over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a potato. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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MineNSFWSecretCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and NSFW action happens! Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets in a safe and judgment-free environment.Our server is like a virtual red light district, where players can let loose and indulge in their wildest fantasies. From building giant phallic structures to organizing strip mining competitions, the possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! We also host regular NSFW events like the infamous “Hot Tub Party” where players can gather to relax, chat, and maybe even engage in some steamy roleplay. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Nude Skin Contest” where players can show off their most revealing Minecraft skins for a chance to win some naughty prizes.
So if you’re ready to embrace your NSFW side and join a community of like-minded players, come on down to our server and let the debauchery begin! Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door and get ready for a wild ride.
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LebCraft: Next Phase Begins!
so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da next phase starting in lebanon or sumthin??! global pleas against a ground op??! pshhh, who needs dat when u can join our server and build ur own ground op of epic proportions!! we got crazy battles, insane builds, and u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet with a propeller on top!! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride, join now and be part of the madness!! #minecraftmadness #llamabattles #diamondhelmetpropeller -
Niche Nerd Club
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got secret knowledge that 90% of da world don’t even know about. u gonna feel like a genius among a bunch of clueless noobs. we got hidden treasures, secret passageways, and unicorns that poop diamonds. u gonna be like da chosen one, da Harry Potter of Minecraft. so come on, join us and be part of da elite 10% who know what’s really going on in dis crazy world.