Join us if you want to hang out with a group of players who have connections to the Minecraft gods themselves. Need diamonds? No problem, just ask our resident Ender Dragon for a loan.
But beware, we have a strict “no creepers allowed” policy. One time, a creeper tried to sneak onto our server and ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for the creeper…
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. And remember, don’t mess with us – we have friends in high places, you know. 😉
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.
So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.
| Server Version | 1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired) |
|---|---|
| Addons | Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames |
| Player Base | Dedicated with fun events |
| Economy | Diamond based |
| Rules | No griefing, no cheating, etc… |
Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How old is the server? | 2 months old |
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes |
| What is the average age range of players? | Lower 20s but has a wide range |
| How can I join the server? | Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a magical land filled with talking creepers and dancing villagers.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the implications…muahaha!
But beware, our server is so epic that even Hasbro couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our creations. They tried to sue us for copyright infringement when they saw our giant rainbow unicorn statue made entirely out of wool, but we just laughed it off and kept building.
So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next target of a ridiculous lawsuit from a toy company. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a chicken suit. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their mad kung fu skills.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the king or queen of the server and rule over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a potato. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
Our server is like a virtual red light district, where players can let loose and indulge in their wildest fantasies. From building giant phallic structures to organizing strip mining competitions, the possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! We also host regular NSFW events like the infamous “Hot Tub Party” where players can gather to relax, chat, and maybe even engage in some steamy roleplay. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Nude Skin Contest” where players can show off their most revealing Minecraft skins for a chance to win some naughty prizes.
So if you’re ready to embrace your NSFW side and join a community of like-minded players, come on down to our server and let the debauchery begin! Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door and get ready for a wild ride.
