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CityCraft: Justice Minister’s Plea

arson attack, Belfast, Belfast news, cafe torched, city cleanup, city safety, city vandalism, Citycraft, community destruction, community support, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal damage, Justice, Justice Minister, law enforcement, MINISTERS, PLEA, plea for justice, public outcry, rebuilding efforts, shop torched, Stop trashing our city, Urban violence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can trash cities all day long without getting in trouble! The Justice Minister is literally begging you to stop, but we say NAH, keep on torching those cafes and shops for funsies! It’s like a real-life riot, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can plot your next chaos-filled adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mayhem begin!

MultiLingoCraft

autocorrect, Bilingual, Communication, digital tools, keyboard settings, language barriers, language diversity, language fluency, language input, language preferences, language proficiency, language support, language switching, linguistic challenges, MultiLingoCraft, Multilingual, multiple languages, Technology, Typing, typing assistance

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Animals Bred:	90	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well listen up cuz this server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. not to mention our secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

but wait, there’s more. we have a secret treasure hunt where u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden apple that gives u superpowers. and if u manage to tame a wild wolf, it will lead u to the hidden treasure chest full of rare items.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

TroonTrendz Minecraft Server

acceptance, gender dysphoria, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, personality type, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, Suicide prevention, Transgender, transitioning, troons, TroonTrendz

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts the same? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unique personalities and crazy adventures! Join us and discover a whole new world where you can be whoever you want to be, without the fear of becoming a troon (whatever that is).

Our server is so awesome that even if you feel like you need to completely change who you are, we got you covered! No need to resort to drastic measures like killing yourself, just log on and start fresh with a new identity. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing, right? So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Crafters

adult chat, BDSM, Crafters, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish community, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetishes, jerk off, Kinky, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, smp, Snakey, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

WeddingCrasherCraft

Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, dress, long sleeved shirt, maid of honor, MOH, Outfit, tie, vest, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding boundaries, wedding compromise, wedding conflict, wedding decision, wedding dress, wedding expectations, wedding guilt, wedding outfit, wedding pressure, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for the wedding of the century, where the MoH is in a dress dilemma that puts all other Minecraft server dramas to shame.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the pressures of real life, unless you’re the MoH who is being pressured to wear a dress by the bride’s parents. Will she stand her ground and refuse to wear the dreaded dress, or will she cave under the pressure and don the frilly frock?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for those who love a good wedding dress showdown. Join now and witness the epic battle between fashion and family expectations unfold before your very eyes. Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this?

Airfield Mayhem Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrikes, Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, long-range strikes, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Partners, peace negotiations, political tensions, Russian airfields, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, urges, WARFARE, Western weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	6331	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Zelenskyy himself urging us to allow “truly long-range strikes” on Russian airfields with Western weapons! That’s right, we’re taking the battle to a whole new level in Minecraft! Imagine flying over enemy airfields and dropping TNT like a boss. Plus, Zelenskyy might even pop in to give you some pro tips on how to dominate the battlefield. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian airfields who’s boss!

CraftyLaughsMC

CraftyLaughsMC, decreased job satisfaction, emotional exhaustion, Employee morale, employee well-being, hierarchical relationships, humor in the workplace, leadership style, managerial humor, organizational behavior, workplace communication, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace environment, workplace humor, workplace morale, Workplace Relationships, workplace satisfaction, workplace stress

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

so, like, come join our minecraft server where the managers are always cracking jokes and making you laugh so much that you’ll be emotionally exhausted and hate your job! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in a minecraft world! climb the corporate ladder and try not to cry from all the funny jokes and puns being thrown at you. who needs job satisfaction when you can have a good laugh, amirite? join now for a workplace experience like no other!

SerbSlayin’ Minecraft Server

anniversary, celebration, commemoration, Conflict, Country, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, Genocide, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, memorial, Minecraft, nationalism, persecution, Remembrance, Serbs, SerbSlayin, Server, sorrow, Tragedy, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Towns Built:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Farms Harvested:	901	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with us as we reenact the great Serbian purge of 2021! Build your own ethnic cleansing camp and compete to see who can rid their land of the most Serbs. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not offensive at all. Plus, we have a special surprise for the player who gets the most kills – a lifetime supply of virtual Serbian heads to display proudly on your virtual wall. So come join us and let the cleansing begin!

Minecraft SMP: Codester’s Interference!

Bayley, Codester, Codesters, gunther, Interference, LA KWAB, liv, long tail tag, match, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ores Mined:	1841
Alien Abductions:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Farms Harvested:	224	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of boring, predictable servers and want some spicy drama in your virtual life.

In our world, every match is like a WWE showdown, with interference left and right. Codester can’t mine in peace because Gunther keeps stealing his diamonds. Bayley’s crops are constantly being trampled by mysterious forces. Liv can’t even build a house without someone sabotaging her efforts. And don’t even get us started on LA KWAB – that guy is always causing trouble wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and alliances are constantly shifting, then this is the place for you. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might come in and interfere with your plans.

ReserveCraft Minecraft Server

check in, cussing, customer service, fat shaming, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hotel chain, hotel snack market, insulting, Minecraft, overreacting, physical appearance, Police, refund policy, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, room type, rude guests, Server, SOLD OUT, trespassing, Yelling

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out rude guests just like a boss? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any ugly, fat pieces of shit throwing snacks on the ground and insulting your physical appearance. Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner hotel manager and show those unruly players who’s boss. No king rooms here, only Queen rooms for the drama queens. Come join the fun and kick some virtual butt!