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Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Reptile Rave Minecraft Server

advocacy, animal rights, candidates, conservation, election, Environment, Government, leadership, Minecraft, policies, political candidate, rave, Reptile, reptile advocacy, reptile conservation, reptile habitat, reptile protection, reptile rights, reptile species, reptile welfare, reptiles, Server, Voting, wildlife

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ores Mined:	9254	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Towns Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to know which presidential candidate is going to make the biggest impact on the reptile community? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to debate and discuss the important issues, like which candidate will provide the best heat lamps for our scaly friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of lizard people who are trying to influence the election from the shadows. So come join us and help shape the future for all reptiles, one block at a time!

Why Can’t I PvP in Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Emeralds Found:	3628
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	6232
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where players drop bombs and hat tricks left and right! We’ve got players who can’t score in Brazil but can ghost through the whole game like pros. Join us and witness epic battles against the best players in the world, where Peru, Bolivia, and Chile teams are somehow 10 times better than Borussia and Bayern. Watch as Vini runs through the whole field without any team assistance and scores like a boss – he might just be boycotting the NT for all we know! So come on, join us for some insane Minecraft fun and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server!

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the “Tour de Inferno” where you’ll face off against fiery mobs and insane challenges.

But that’s not all, we have special programs like the “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can come face-to-face with the devs themselves! Who knows what shenanigans they’ll get up to.

And if you’re looking for some epic adventures, look no further than our upcoming events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim free Boopons (whatever those are) or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for in-game goodies and useful links to keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Foot Fag Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, doubt, fag, foot, footfag, Future, HBAR, Hope, longing, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, Over.., Questioning, RETURN, smp, speculation, uncertainty, Waiting

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and juicy drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Rumor has it that one player mysteriously disappeared after angering the server admin by building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Will he ever return? Or, is it truly over? Join our server to find out and maybe even uncover the truth behind his disappearance.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with a taste for diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

6b6t.org Minecraft server

2b2t, 6b6t, Anarchy, CLONE, Minecraft, ONLINE, org, rules, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Anarchy without rules, big online, best clone 2b2t

6b6t.org

Slim Laid Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crops Grown:	7529	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?

Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?

Fishtank Live Pre-Season Minecraft SMP #434

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL! Join us for Season 3 starting on October 27th (tentative date) for some wild and wacky adventures.

In our last episode, we had a showdown with a giant chicken riding a llama while trying to build a rollercoaster to the moon. And let’s not forget the time we accidentally turned the entire server into flying pigs! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else.

So why join Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL? Because where else can you ride a dolphin into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Plus, our m3u playlist is filled with nothing but bangers that will have you dancing while you mine.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join us at https://www.fishtank.live and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the virtual world, deputy!

Spy x Family Minecraft Server

ARMS, cells, child, Connection, duties, emotions, family, feel, Finger, Heart, hold hand, interlinked, little box, Long, longing, love, Minecraft, missing, Server, Spy, spy x family, teach

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in a little box like a sad little Minecraft villager? Well, on our server, we offer freedom and endless possibilities! Hold hands with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures together. Feel the warmth of your virtual child in your pixelated arms as you build and create in a world that’s truly interlinked. Say goodbye to missing pieces of yourself and join us on this crazy journey where everything is interconnected and absolutely bonkers! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Ms. Servant Minecraft SMP

Anime, comedy, Daily Life, Entertainment, funny, humor, japanese, Kimi wa Meido-sam, lighthearted, Maid, maid cafe, Manga, Minecraft, Misadventures, Ms. Servant, quirky, series, Servant, Shenanigans, slice of life, smp, WEEKLY, You Are Ms. Servant

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	53	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP ever? Ms. Servant is back at it again, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world! Last week, she accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns and now they’re taking over the server with their rainbow farts.

But that’s not all, this week she’s planning to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava and diamond blocks. Who knows what will happen next? Join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of it! Just be prepared for the unexpected and bring your sense of humor because things are about to get wild!