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CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

SphericalMC: Where cubes are so last season! Apply for your VIP circle membership now!

Adventure, apply, Biomes, circle, Clockwork, Community, Create, cubes, Difficulty, Discord, enchanted realms, Magic, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, RAM, restart, Season, Server, SphericalMC, Technology, ticket, Uptime, Vip, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	2269
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

🔥 Sphere MC Minecraft Server Overview 🌎

Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	Sphere the Modpack
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum ❗

What Sets Sphere MC Apart?

Sphere MC offers a modded Minecraft experience with a unique blend of mods focused on gameplay and performance. Dive into a world filled with magic, technology, and exploration!

Join Us!

Looking to join our server? Visit https://discord.gg/spheremc to get started!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist-only?	Yes, we have a whitelist for our community to ensure a friendly and engaging environment.
What is the modpack inspired by?	The modpack was inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’ but has been trimmed down for better gameplay and performance.
What type of experience can I expect on Sphere MC?	Players can enjoy an immersive world with modded biomes, magic, technology, and a focus on accessibility and engagement.
What is the server’s uptime guarantee?	Sphere MC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts for a seamless experience.

Crafting with Pornhub

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4025	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only currency is pornhub merch! That’s right, you can trade in your diamonds for some sexy swag.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a thong made out of emeralds. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in battle, he’ll drop a limited edition pornhub hoodie for you to wear proudly.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret strip club run by zombie pigmen. Who knew the afterlife could be so steamy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, thrills, and of course, pornhub merch galore!

Prison Protection Agency: Minecraft Edition

2015 agreement, agency.., campaign finance violations, Corruption, criminal charges, David Pecker, Edition, election influence, evidence presentation, hush money payment, Karen McDougal, legal case, Michael Cohen, Minecraft, October 2016, payment, political scandal, Prison, Protection, recorded conversation, secret service protection, STORMY DANIELS, trial evidence, trump

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual courtroom filled with scandal and intrigue! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret agreements, hush money payments, and scandalous conversations between players. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have juicy gossip and political drama? Hurry up and join our server now before the truth gets buried deeper than a mineshaft!

Frankness Network Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, custom enchantments, Donations, Economy, Empty, Enchantments, Exploration, Frankness Network, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, Limited lives system, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Dupe, Pirate, Private in blocks, PvP, Russian, Sandbox, Sharpening objects, Survival, Terraria, Unique, Unique Lifesteal mode, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Unique Lifesteal mode!

? This is a completely new anarchy that you have never seen before!

⚖️ Limited lives system!

⚔️ Private in blocks!

⚒️ Sharpening objects, like in terraria!

? Custom enchantments!

☄️And much more awaits you on Frankness Network! We are waiting for you!

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Vanilla Survival: Where chaos and crossplay collide! No crystals, just PvP madness!

Axes, bedrock, Bows, Builds, Chaos, collide, Conquer, crossplay, crystals, east, Economy, Explore, Geyser, hacked clients, java, madness, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Swords, tnt duplication, Trading, Usa, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ores Mined:	9488	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit.
Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come.
TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Q: Are hacked clients allowed on sVanilla Survival?

A: No, we do not allow hacked clients on the server.

Q: Can I use crystal PvP on sVanilla Survival?

A: No, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of melee-based combat.

Q: Are there economy plugins on the server?

A: No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.

MineCrafty Saiyans

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	242	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter dancing creepers, flying pigs, and talking sheep. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see what crazy shenanigans await you next!

AlbanianCraft: Where Europoors learn to love Albanians and build epic worlds together!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest celebration of Albanian heritage you’ve ever seen! Our virtual festival kicks off this weekend with epic events like sheep herding competitions, traditional dance-offs, and even a virtual feast of baklava and burek. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feta cheese and rakia. So come on down and experience the Albanian party of a lifetime – only on our Minecraft server!

Q SMP: Where Creepers Wonder Why They Keep Blowing Up {1.20.4} Towny Geopol

1.20.4, blowing, Conquer, CREEPERS, Day, Discord, Geopol, Grief, Hack, History, invite, Ip:, java, MARK, nation, new, normal, relatively, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, TOWN, Towny, Vanilla, Wild

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Enchantments Applied:	245

Server Name	Q SMP (Java)
IP	15.204.44.98:20048

With towny, create your own town and conquer the wild, create a nation and make your mark! The server is relatively new, join and make history!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/q

Rules

Don’t hack
Don’t grief
Be normal
More rules in Discord

Server IP: 15.204.44.98:20048

Have a nice day!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking is strictly prohibited.
Are there any specific griefing rules?	Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server.
What is the server’s Discord invite link?	You can join the Discord server using this invite link: https://discord.gg/q

Erk’s Block Party

BLOCK, Boundaries, Censorship, community guidelines, controversial, cyberbullying, digital footprint, Discord, Dogs, erk, Erks, Ethics, inappropriate, Incest, internet safety, Loli, offensive, online behavior, Party, photo editing, porn, privacy, social media

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Looking for a server where anything goes? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. We even have a special photo editing service where your pictures will be transformed into hilarious memes and shared on our Discord channel for everyone to enjoy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to pixel art of your favorite memes, the creativity on our server knows no bounds.

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground dog and loli incest porn museum… just kidding! Or are we? 😉

Nijisanji AXed: Minecraft Mayhem

anime expo, ax, Axed, CANCELLATION, concerts, DELAY, event planning, fan anticipation, Japanese idols, Live Stream, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Nijisanji, online event, pandemic, Performance, Sales, speculation, ticket sales, TICKETS, uncertainty, virtual concert, virtual idols

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchantments Applied:	187
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magic Items Found:	4674
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	67	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground Nijisanji concert venue where virtual idols perform every night! But oh no, AX is threatening to cancel the concerts because the tickets aren’t selling fast enough. Join our server and help save the day by mining for diamonds to trade for concert tickets! Who knew virtual concerts could be so dramatic? Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around!