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CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Towns Built:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Chuuba’s Twisted Humor Minecraft Server

alternative comedy, Approval, boundary-pushing humor, Chuubas, controversial, dark humor, eccentric, Edgy, humor, Minecraft, modernist individualism, narcissism, nonconformist, outcast, rebellious, Server, sick humor, society, subversive humor, taboo, Twisted, twisted humor, Unconventional, unconventional humor

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the chuubas out there with a dark, sick twisted sense of humor and a hint of narcissistic modernist individualism that society just can’t handle! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, crazy events, and a community of misfits who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have taken over the virtual world in a quest for world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique and bizarre as you are, look no further. Join us today and let your inner chuuba shine in all its twisted glory!

No Virgin Women Are So Disgusting Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, attraction, chastity, conservative views, disgust, Disgusting, double standards, judgmental, Minecraft, moral standards., non-virgin, personal beliefs, purity, relationships, sexual experience, sexual history, sexual partners, sexual preferences, smp, societal norms, traditional values, Virgin, virgin women, VIRGINITY, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Emeralds Found:	7257
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the purest of players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even the mobs are virgins. That’s right, no non-virgin creepers blowing up your builds here!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by only the most pristine players who have never even looked at another block in a lewd way. Our community is so pure, even the Ender Dragon is saving itself for marriage.

So come on down to our SMP and experience a world where virginity is the ultimate currency. Who needs diamonds when you can have the purity of a thousand snow golems? Join now and remember, only virgins allowed!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Dragon Eggs Found:	1685

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Authenticity, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, growth, innovation, Integrity, Investment, leadership, long-term vision, loyalty, Management, Minecraft, MONEY, PALS, Passion, pixelated, rare, Server, success, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to get a few measly diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has been bought out by a rich eccentric who just wants us to have fun! That’s right, no more grinding for resources, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle without worrying about running out of blocks. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to create a giant statue of a chicken? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

And the best part? Our new owner has deep pockets, so expect crazy events like diamond rain showers and exploding cows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

/wvp/ – Western Vtuber Party Minecraft SMP

adult content, Adult Fan Content, audios, Chuubas, explicit discussion, Fan art, fanfiction, indie vtubers, lewd content, lewd discussion, lewd fan art, lewd fanfiction, maid duties, Minecraft, NSFW, Party, smp, sustained lewd discussion, tributes, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, vtuber community, Western, Western Vtuber Porn, western vtubers, wvp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	6837	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your lewd indie vtuber discussions! Join us for explicit discussions, fan art, fanfiction, and even relevant tributes to your favorite indie vtubers. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are welcome to join in on the fun! So why wait? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft lewd again!

Block Chopping Minecraft Server

BLOCK, chopping, chopping block, disease control, Epidemic, eradication, global health, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, immunization campaign, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, outbreak, Polio, polio eradication, Prevention, public health, Server, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine development, vaccine distribution, World Health Organization

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	299047	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the polio vaccine is the ultimate treasure! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the polio vaccine was hidden deep within the virtual world by a group of mischievous players who wanted to protect it at all costs. But beware, the vaccine is guarded by a fierce army of zombie anti-vaxxers who will stop at nothing to keep it out of your reach. Are you brave enough to embark on this wild adventure and claim the polio vaccine for yourself? Join now and prepare for the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

Life in the Can Minecraft SMP

adapting to prison, coping mechanisms, criminal justice system, incarceration, inmates, Life, life behind bars, life in confinement, life in custody, life in jail, life in prison, Minecraft, prison conditions, prison culture, prison environment, Prison Experience, prison life, prison reform, prison routine, Rehabilitation, smp, survival skills

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	205	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	4759	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is so lit, even Martha Stewart would be jealous.

We’ve got a thriving community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. You never know what shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

And don’t even get me started on the mods. They’re like the guardians of the server, keeping everything in check while also stirring up chaos just for fun.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s not for the faint of heart.

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

AK EN Database, AK resources., AK x CFA Collab, AK x Sanrio Collab, Almond, arknights, Bibeak, BlockyCraft, Caster Tecno, Chongyue, Defender Penance, Defender Underflow, Exodus From The Pale Sea, Global, Goldenglow, Grain Buds, Guard Ulpianus, Icefield Messenger, jessica the liberated, jp, KR, Lucilla, Medic Paprika, Minecraft, MODERN, Mostima, Nian, Path of Life, Qanipalaat, Quercus, Reed The Flameshadow, Server, Shining Steps, Sniper Melanite, Specialist Kirara, Specialist Mizuki, Supporter Proviso, Supporter Windflit, Thorns The Lodestar, Vigna

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have birthday celebrations for Mostima, Vigna, Bibeak, and Qanipalaat every day! Who wouldn’t want to party with these awesome heroes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure chest full of exciting content. From 6 Defender Penance to 5 Sniper Melanite, there’s always something new and epic waiting for you to discover.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with AK characters in a battle for survival. Imagine fighting alongside Goldenglow, Lee, and U-Official against hordes of zombies and skeletons. It’s like a crossover event on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cursed Sports Team Minecraft SMP

Bad Luck, cursed, cursed franchise, cursed history, cursed sports franchise, cursed sports team, Doomed, Hexed, Jinxed, Minecraft, smp, sports, sports curse, sports hex, sports jinx, sports misfortune, sports superstition, sports team, sports woes, TEAM, team curse, Unfortunate, Unlucky, unlucky team

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1718
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the most cursed sports team you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a team of zombie pigmen challenge you to a game of soccer using TNT blocks as the ball. And guess what? The referee is a creeper wearing a whistle around its neck!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground arena where players battle it out in intense PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a sports team that’s more cursed and chaotic than this one? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

The Respectful Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, arguments, Boundaries, brother, Catharsis, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, coping, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, family, Frustration, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Release, Relief, respectful, Server, stress, verbal abuse

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family members who just won’t stop talking smack? Join our Minecraft server and release all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment! No need to hold back, just let it all out like a verbal volcano erupting! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner caveman mode and tell everyone to shut the f*** up without any consequences. So come join us and sleep like a baby knowing you’ve let it all out!