ASSAULTING – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty Dads Minecraft Server

Crafty, Dads, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of worrying about your daughter’s safety in the real world? Well, worry no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a team of highly trained virtual bodyguards to protect her at all times! From creepers to zombies, nothing stands a chance against our elite protection squad.

Join our server now and rest easy knowing that your daughter is safe from harm, all while she builds epic structures and battles fierce mobs. Plus, our virtual therapists are always on standby to help you cope with the stress of being a Minecraft parent. So why wait? Join today and let your daughter’s virtual adventures begin!

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CraftyPatriotz

Allegiance, Bravery, Commitment, courage, CraftyPatriotz, defending freedom, devotion, Duty, Honor, love for country, loyalty, military service, national identity, national pride, nationalism, patriotism, sacrifice, Selflessness, sense of belonging, service to country, ultimate sacrifice

Are you ready to show your patriotism in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server and prove your loyalty to your country by battling it out in intense PvP matches against players from around the world!

Imagine this: You’re in the middle of a heated battle, fighting for the honor of your nation, when suddenly a wild creeper appears and starts wreaking havoc. Will you stand your ground and protect your homeland, or will you run away like a scared little sheep? The choice is yours, but remember, only the bravest and most patriotic players will emerge victorious!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in thrilling mini-games like Capture the Flag, where you’ll have to outsmart your opponents and secure the flag for your country. And if you’re feeling extra daring, why not try your luck in our hardcore survival mode, where every decision could mean life or death for your character?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show the world that you’re willing to die for your country – or at least respawn a few times for it!

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EcoCraft: China’s Gas Gaffe

#sustainability, air quality, carbon dioxide, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon reduction efforts, China, Chinas, climate change, Decade, EcoCraft, Emissions, energy consumption, environmental impact, environmental policy, Gaffe, gas, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, industrialization, methane, Pollution, Rise

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate dimension where you can ride dragons, battle unicorns, and eat all the diamond cake you want.

plus, our community is lit af. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and robots from the future. trust me, u won’t find a more wacky and fun group of peeps anywhere else.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s gonna be lit.

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CraftyPopUpPvP

annoying ads, CraftyPopUpPvP, dislike button, internet browsing, like button, online advertising, online browsing, popular websites, popups, user engagement, user experience, user feedback, user influence, user interaction, user preferences, user satisfaction, web browsers, Website Design, website improvement, website optimization, website usability

so, like, u know how u go on sum websites and u just wanna, like, punch ur screen cuz of all the dumb ads and popups? well, dis minecraft server is da opposite of dat! it’s like a magical land where u can build and play without any annoying stuff getting in ur way!

u should join dis server cuz it’s like a unicorn farting rainbows of fun and happiness! seriously, u won’t find a better place to play minecraft and chill with ur homies. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam!

also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will become, like, a minecraft master overnight. ur building skills will be so epic, u’ll make the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. and, like, ur friends will be so jelly of ur mad skills, they’ll beg u to teach them ur ways.

so, like, stop wasting time on lame servers with annoying ads and popups. join dis minecraft server and let the fun begin! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

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CrashCraft: Pedestrian Pain

association, crash tests, Crashcraft, front-end profiles, injury severity, motor vehicle, Pain, passenger vehicle, Pedestrian, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian collision, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian injury, pedestrian protection, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, road accidents, road safety, traffic collisions, vehicle crashes, vehicle design, vehicle impact, vehicle safety standards

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own front-end profiles for ur passenger vehicles and test dem out on pedestrians in epic motor vehicle crashes!

we got crazy physics where u can see how ur design affects pedestrian injury severity! will ur vehicle protect dem or send dem flying into the stratosphere?

join now for a wild ride and see if u can create the ultimate pedestrian-friendly vehicle or the ultimate pedestrian-launching machine! let the chaos begin!

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WavesPlits – BEST PVP PLITs Minecraft server

Adventure, best, BUILD, Combat, Community, competitive, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plates, PvP, Server, Skills, Survival, WavesPlits

The owner of the server «WavesPlits – THE BEST PVP PLATES» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5.42.87.198:34653

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CubeCadia: Where your mining addiction is encouraged, not judged! No Resets, just regrets. 🔥

addiction, build dream home, cherry biomes, community of players, CubeCadia, Custom farming, daily bosses, Daily Rewards, encouraged, explore new worlds, fishing tournaments, friendly community, growth stations, holiday quests, job skill trees, judged, kill bosses, level up, luxurious items, Mining, PC, Playtime Rewards, pocket edition, regrets, Resets, shopping district, smp, sniffer pets, special crops, special loot

Minecraft Server: CubeCadia

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.6

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – Storyline, custom items, and mobs/bosses
Player Warps / Shops – Create your own shopping district
Custom Items – Over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items
Custom Fishing – Compete in fishing tournaments
Custom Farming – Grow special crops in growth stations
Custom Mining – Rewards for mining special gems and artifacts
Rewards – Daily, streak, and playtime rewards
Daily Bosses – Kill daily bosses for rewards
Quests – Daily, challenge, special, and holiday quests
Jobs – Earn money and unlock special loot through job skill trees
Cross Play – Play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or PlayStation

Links

Trailer: Watch Now

Discord: Join Now

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version does the server support?	The server supports version 1.20.6.
Is CubeCadia a friendly community?	Yes, CubeCadia has a friendly community of players.
Can I play on CubeCadia with friends?	Yes, CubeCadia supports cross play, so you can play with friends on different platforms.
Are there custom items and features on CubeCadia?	Yes, CubeCadia offers over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items and unique features like custom fishing, farming, mining, and more.

CursedChests Minecraft Server

Adventure, Caution, chest, consequences, Curiosity, CursedChests, danger, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, Mystery, risk assessment, Server, Should I open, Surprise, Suspense, suspenseful opening, Thrill, Treasure, uncertainty, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where opening a chest is just a mundane task? Well, look no further because on our server, opening a chest is like playing Russian roulette! Will you find diamonds or will you unleash a horde of angry zombies? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a giant army of creepers, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a fierce dragon. The possibilities are endless and the chaos is guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, always expect the unexpected and never trust a chest /v/!

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PartyPanic Minecraft Server

Absurd, bewildering, BIZARRE, Chaos, clown show, confusion, Disaster, Dysfunctional, INSANE, Lost, Lunacy, Meltdown, Minecraft, Nonsensical, out of control, Party, PartyPanic, Ridiculous, ridiculous behavior, sanity, Server, wrong, WTF

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a community of players who have lost all sanity and are living in a complete clown show?

Join us if you’re tired of boring, normal servers and want to experience pure madness and mayhem. Our spawn point is a giant circus tent filled with crazy clowns and exploding TNT cannons.

Explore our custom-built mini-games like “Lava Parkour of Doom” and “Pig Racing on Ice.” Don’t forget to visit our petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies (they’re surprisingly friendly once you get to know them).

But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance until you drop (literally, there’s a trapdoor that opens up if you stop moving).

So come on down to our clown show of a Minecraft server and prepare to lose your mind in the most absurd and entertaining way possible!

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StareCraft: Settling or Settling?

ACCUSATION, attraction, Boundaries, colleague’s wife, Commitment, Communication, comparison, doubt, Fiance, ideal type, Insecurity, Jealousy, love, Reassurance, relationship, self worth, Settling, StareCraft, STARING, Trust

Are you tired of settling for a boring Minecraft server that doesn’t make your heart race like seeing Chris Hemsworth in person? Well, look no further because our server is like finding your dream girl (or guy) in the Minecraft world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of finding your ideal type of gameplay. Whether you’re into building massive structures like Nick’s wife’s beauty or exploring new worlds like Alex exploring Singapore, we’ve got it all!

Just like Alex couldn’t take his eyes off Nick’s wife, you won’t be able to take your eyes off our amazing features and crazy adventures. And don’t worry, we promise not to make you question if you’re just settling for any other Minecraft server out there.

So come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate here (sorry, Chris Hemsworth not included).

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