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  • Blocky Cock Minecraft Server

    Blocky Cock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 987
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dimension Hops: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Crops Grown: 3971 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the real competition is not in PvP or building epic structures, it’s in the love department! Who will be the first kessoku to snag a boyfriend? And who will be the first to lose their Minecraft virginity? Join now to find out and witness the drama unfold in this wild and wacky Minecraft world! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Corner Minecraft SMP Altseason Just Around Is The

    Corner Minecraft SMP Altseason Just Around Is The
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 8079
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 182 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Farms Harvested: 295
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

    Join us as we embark on a wild altcoin season adventure, where the only currency that matters is the “Alt” key! Our Altseason Index is currently at a whopping 88, which means it’s the perfect time to join and start investing in some virtual altcoins.

    But that’s not all – we have insane stories and crazy events happening every day on our server. From mysterious altcoin heists to epic altcoin battles, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds when you can have altcoins, am I right?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Wincest – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Wincest – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 7623
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Animals Bred: 101
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Crops Grown: 2065

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all kinds of family bonding – even if it’s a little too close for comfort! Join us on Wincest – IncestShare for a truly unique gaming experience filled with awkward family reunions and questionable genealogy.

    Need advice on how to navigate those tricky family dynamics? Look no further, our chat is filled with experts in all things incestuous. And don’t worry, we have strict rules against anything too creepy – no pedo or rape allowed!

    So come on in, grab your cousin and get ready for some greentext-worthy adventures on Wincest – IncestShare. Previous players have raved about the unforgettable family moments they’ve had here – don’t miss out on the fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TV Dressing Room Minecraft SMP

    TV Dressing Room Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 7999
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic fashion shows in the virtual world! Our players are known for their outrageous dressing gown ensembles that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs armor when you can rock a cozy robe while battling creepers?

    One time, a player decided to host a TV marathon event in-game, complete with virtual popcorn and soda. But things took a hilarious turn when another player showed up wearing a dressing gown and slippers, thinking it was a pajama party. The sight of them watching TV together in their comfy attire had everyone in stitches!

    So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious, come join us! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world of laughter and fun.

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  • Watch for Finns Minecraft Server

    Watch for Finns Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 5509
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only time you need to worry about is how long you’ve been playing! Forget about Casio watches, we’ve got watches specially made for Finns to wear in saunas while they mine for diamonds. Our sauna watch collection is so hot, it’ll make your character sweat just looking at it.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining in a sauna while wearing a watch that can withstand the heat of a thousand suns. Who needs regular watches when you can have a sauna watch that tells you the time in Finnish sauna language?

    So come on, join us and experience the ultimate sauna mining adventure. Just be sure to bring your own towel and plenty of sunscreen because things are about to get steamy!

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  • Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

    Spy x Family Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 2316
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Crops Grown: 8185
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7955 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the land is ruled by a group of mischievous llamas who have declared themselves the supreme overlords of the server.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic chicken dance battles. And rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers.

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chicken kings, and disco parties that will have you saying “I still like Loid, I still like Yor, I still like Anya” in no time!

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  • 🎀BareCraft🎀 Minecraft server

    🎀BareCraft🎀 Minecraft server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 9082
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “BareCraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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  • /HiRyS/ Minecraft Server

    /HiRyS/ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 7601
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Villages Defended: 15
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Isolated Nephilim tribe and battle it out in epic PvP battles! We have exclusive merch like the Promise Mini series and the Jet tag for all our dedicated players. Need a break from the action? Relax with our SmolRyS plushie rerun and clear folder collection. Plus, don’t miss out on our outrageous 2024 Valentines merch and 2.0 Plushie extravaganza. Join now for a chance to win a voicepack from our very own IRyS herself! And if that’s not enough, check out our original songs like “Carbonated Love” and “Gravity” for a musical experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

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  • Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP

    Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 9418
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

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  • Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

    Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 9008
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 New Chunks Explored: 638026

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to embark on the craziest, wildest, most bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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