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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3038 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!