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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6445 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got llamas that can do the cha-cha and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Zelensky tried to calm Russia down by playing on it, but even he was like, “Nah, these players are too crazy for me.”
Join us if you dare, and prepare to be blown away by the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.
