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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5970 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 8453 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!
Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.
For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.
Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!