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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9211 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 290 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!