Assassins Creed Syndicate Benchmark Minecraft Servers

ZeroParentRage – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	75	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF. So like, one time this dude let his parents count to 0 and like, the craziest thing happened. His house turned into a giant diamond castle and he got a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And then, like, all the mobs started dancing and singing Justin Bieber songs. It was wild, man.

But seriously, if you wanna be part of this epic adventure, you gotta join our SMP. We have like, a secret underground base full of enchanted golden carrots and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. And like, every full moon, we have a massive PvP battle where the winner gets a pet unicorn. It’s like, totally insane, bro.

So yeah, if you’re down for some crazy shenanigans and epic Minecraft moments, you gotta join us. Just remember, don’t let your parents count to 0 unless you’re ready for some next level stuff to go down. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

BlockyBodies: Hide n Seek

#sociopath, BlockyBodies, body count, burying bodies, chilling confessions, cover up, Crime Scene, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, dark secrets, disposing of bodies, forensic evidence, Hide, hiding bodies, Homicide, law enforcement, murder, psychopath, Seek, serial killer, sinister deeds, twisted minds

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we ask the real questions like “What is your body count and how did you hide them?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to get a little dark and twisted here.

Join us if you want to show off your impressive body count and share your creative hiding techniques with other players. Maybe you buried them all in a giant pit of lava or turned them into decorative statues for your base – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have regular events like “Hide and Seek with the Bodies” where you can put your hiding skills to the test and win some epic prizes. So come on down to our server and let your inner psychopath shine! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.

CraftyTradeWars

Conflict Resolution, CraftyTradeWars, defense industry, defense spending, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, EU, european union, global market, industry chief, international trade, military budget, Négotiation, political tensions, SECURITY, Target, Tariffs, trade war, trump

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got unicorns flying around, and like, dragons that breathe fire made of rainbows. if you join, you’ll be like a superhero with super strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

also, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but only if you bring him a sandwich made of diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret base hidden in the clouds where we plan to take over the world? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!

Nano Fluid Fun Land

academic research, Analysis, Brno, Brno University, concentration, decreasing compressibility, Experimental Study, Fluid, fluid dynamics, Fun, Land, linear density changes, LUDOX silica nanofluids, materials science, Nano, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, parabolic velocity trends, particle analysis, research findings, researchers, scientific research, Ultrasound, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	4227
Votes:	8449	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got researchers from Brno doin’ all sorts of wack experiments with LUDOX silica nanofluids! They be usin’ ultrasound to find linear density changes, parabolic velocity trends, and decreasing compressibility with concentration! It’s like science class on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna get your brain cells poppin’ with knowledge and fun! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for anyone who can recite the periodic table backwards while doin’ the floss dance in-game! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Luminous Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, 2025, 2025 already, Anime, Anon, anon where is my anime, luminous, Realms, where is my anime

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	4223
Zombie Dances:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Bro, forget anime, join this Minecraft server and create your own anime world!

>Anon, it’s 2025 already >Where is my anime?

We don’t need anime when we have Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting like you’ve never seen before!

Who needs 2D waifus when you can have blocky adventures with your friends?

Say goodbye to reality and hello to a pixelated paradise on our server!

Don’t be a weeb, be a blockhead and join us now!

PuppyPatio Minecraft Server

barking, dog, dog behavior, dog training, dog walking, Fence, front yard, GRASS, inconsiderate, Minecraft, neighbors, night, nighttime routine, pet behavior, pet care, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet owner, pet ownership, Pet Peeves, PuppyPatio, Server, Walking

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Our yard is fenced, so you won’t have to worry about any unexpected visitors while you’re building your epic creations.

Just like the time I let my dog out to pee and he ended up causing chaos with a neighboring dog! Imagine the mayhem you could create in our server, but with even more hilarious outcomes.

Don’t be like the couple who couldn’t handle a little barking, join our server and embrace the madness. It’s your world to explore and conquer, so why not do it in the most outrageous way possible?

So come on in and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike my dog in the front yard! You won’t regret joining our server for a crazy adventure like no other.

PlanBenderCraft

awkward situations, being messed around, best friends, Boundaries, cancelling plans, Communication Issues, compromise, day out, depression, feeling up for it, friendship, Frustration, girlfriend visit, Honesty, last minute changes, making up, moving in together, PlanBenderCraft, Understanding, work flexibility

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing plans last minute is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a day of unpredictable adventures and spontaneous fun. Just like Joe, you never know what will happen next!

Forget about making solid plans, on our server, plans change every minute! One moment you’re building a castle, the next you’re exploring a hidden cave. Who needs stability when you can have chaos?

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for cancelling plans, on our server, it’s all part of the game. Whether you have depression or just a case of indecisiveness, everyone is welcome to join in on the last minute changes.

So come on over and join us for a day of unpredictability and excitement. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend who will cancel plans with you at the drop of a hat!

CraftyNorms: Society Edition

Breaking Stereotypes, challenging status quo, conformity, CraftyNorms, critical thinking, cultural conditioning, cultural expectations, Edition, normalised, questioning norms, redefining norms, shouldnt be, social conditioning, social conformity, social constructs, societal acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, society, unconventional beliefs

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	171	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Villages Defended:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Look no further than our server, where normal is so last season!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to break all the rules. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Normal is boring – embrace the chaos!

DroneCraft: Attack on RusHub!

aerial attack, Attack, Conflict, Defense, DroneCraft, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Hub, Industrial, long range drones, Military, military base, military technology, RusHub, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING russian military industrial hubs!!! just 600 miles away from ukraine! it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form! join now to experience the adrenaline rush of dodging drones and blowing up military bases! plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of such a crazy and chaotic world? don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Oslo Citizens Hate Cruise Ship Tourists

1200+ years, Citizens, city life, cruise, cruise ship tourists, cultural heritage, culture clash, Frustration, hate, historical, local perspective, norway, oslo, over tourism, peak irony, Resentment, Scandinavia, Ship, sustainable tourism, tourism, Tourists, travel, visitor impact

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dimension Hops:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

u ever been to oslo and been like, damn these cruise ship tourists suck? well guess what, on this server, u can be the one causing chaos for the oslo citizens! join now to experience the peak irony of trolling those pesky tourists, all while building ur own epic creations in this 1200+ year old city. trust me, the vikings would approve. sail the high seas, wreak havoc, and make oslo citizens wish they never crossed paths with u. join now for the ultimate trolling experience!