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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7144 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 225 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.
Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!