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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3534 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 103 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!