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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9448 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!
So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!