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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4502 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 280986 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 7029 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 258 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!