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Redstone Warfare: NK Troop Loot

adaptation, dead North Korean troops, Defense, east asia, Espionage, Geopolitics, intelligence, international conflict, Loot, military tactics, military technology, military training, mindset, Modern War, Notes, Redstone, russia, SECURITY, strategy, troop, Ukraine, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ores Mined:	1805
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	110
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have weapons and notes left by dead north korean troops in russia! ukraine is shook by their mindset but we are here to embrace it and adapt to modern war in the most insane way possible. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even a dancing llama or two. why settle for boring when you can have a crazy adventure like this? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Res SMP

Adults, atmosphere, Community, Creative, diamond-based, Economy, Events, gameplay, guild, Ip:, Minecraft, Plugins, quality of life, res, Season, Server, shopping district, smp, VOICE, Voting

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	774487	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Season Server
Server Type	Mostly Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Plugins
Features	– Diamond-based economy– Shopping District– Builders Guild– Regular Events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of players are you looking for?	We’re looking for mature, chill, and community-focused adults to join us on our server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to maintain a welcoming and respectful atmosphere. Rules are provided upon joining.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the Server IP: 147.93.116.232
Can players suggest new plugins or features?	Yes, all plugin additions are voted on by the community, ensuring everyone has a voice in the server’s development.

Chief Grifter’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, chief, con artist, controversial, Corruption, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, Greed, GRIFTER IN CHIEF, grifters, influence, Manipulation, MONEY, Politics, power, president, Realm, sam bankman-fried, scammer, trump, unethical behavior, Wealthy, white collar crime

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	296	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Lol, imagine Trump trying to be like Sam Bankman-Fried, what a joke! But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of the real world, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and have dance parties with Endermen. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cotton candy.

Forget about Trump and his wannabe antics, come hang out with us and let your imagination run wild. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server this crazy?

MilMinecraft: Mother’s Day Escape

aita, anniversary, beach vacation, big birthday, birthday celebration, Calendar, Controlling, Day, decade birthday, Escape, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, in-laws, MIL, MilMinecraft, mother’s day, MOTHERS, not wanting to spend Mother’s Day weekend, Plans, setting boundaries

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with demanding in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy family drama!

Picture this: you’re trying to mine for diamonds, but your mother-in-law keeps demanding that you attend a beach vacation on Mother’s Day weekend. She’s celebrating a big decade birthday and insists that the whole family, including the in-laws, must come along. But wait, there’s more! She’s upset that her birthday is overshadowed by your wedding anniversary and expects you to drop everything to celebrate her instead.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of family obligations and dive into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers. Build your own paradise, explore new realms, and leave the in-law drama behind.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the adventures begin! Just remember to watch out for any unexpected family gatherings that might pop up in the game.

BlockyBlameGame

adulting, Assertiveness, BlockyBlameGame, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional labor, Expectations, family dynamics, Financial Planning, financial stress, household responsibilities, living arrangements, relationship issues, roommate conflicts, saving for a house, self-care, setting boundaries, support systems

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	256
Votes:	4679	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of living in a virtual house with your BF, his brother, and their mom (just kidding, she’s not actually there, but who knows what surprises await in our pixelated world).

Are you tired of doing all the housework while your BF and his brother laze around like zombies? Well, on our server, you can take charge and show them who’s boss! Make them mine for diamonds and chop down trees until they learn some responsibility.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of planning an escape to your parents’ house to save up for a real-life mansion. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and financial struggles? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, misunderstandings, and epic battles against Ender Dragons (or maybe just against your BF and his brother). It’s a rollercoaster of fun and frustration that you won’t want to miss!

MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

alltimefavorite, alwaysenjoyable, Beloved, Cinema, classic, endlesslyentertaining, endlessviewing, Entertainment, Favorite, film, foreverwatching, go to, Movie, MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP, nevergetsold, perennialfavorite, repeat, rewatch, Rewatchable, Timeless, topchoice

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and we ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses. Plus, the admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted golden apples every day! It’s like living in a dream world, but with creepers and stuff. So come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! #LLAMALOVE #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTISLIFE 😂🦙💎🐷

GlamExhaustCraft

behind the scenes, Burnout, career expectations, challenging profession, demanding career, exhausting job, GlamExhaustCraft, glamorous job, hidden struggles, high stress, industry secrets, job satisfaction, long hours, mental health, PRESSURE, professional image, public perception, reality check, self-care, Stress Management, work-life balance

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Imagine being a professional unicorn wrangler – sounds magical, right? But let me tell you, it’s not all rainbows and sparkles. These majestic creatures may look beautiful, but they are divas of the highest order. From demanding only organic rainbow hay to insisting on being brushed with diamond-encrusted brushes, being a unicorn wrangler is no easy feat. But hey, if you can handle the drama and the glitter bombs, then this Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and wrangle unicorns to your heart’s content – just watch out for those sassy hooves! 🦄✨ #UnicornLife #GlitterBombGalore #MinecraftMadness

PixelPrisonSwap

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian prisoners, peace agreement, PixelPrisonSwap, political prisoners, prisoner exchange, reconciliation, Terrorism, Truce, violence, War, West Bank

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s crazier dan Hamas and Israel makin’ peace! We got hostages bein’ freed left and right, just like how we free u from boredom! And we got Palestinian prisoners bein’ released like we release new updates and events every day! Come join da madness and be part of da craziest Minecraft community ever! Who needs world peace when u got dis server, amirite? Join now and let’s make some blocky magic together!

What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

bad horror games, bad parenting, bad parenting kubz scouts, bad parents simulator, Kubz, kubz scouts, Minecraft, scouts, Server, worst parents ever simulator, worst parents simulator kubz scouts

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Votes:	2225	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Kubz Scouts is a YouTube channel run by Jay, known for his gaming content, reaction videos, and vlogs. With a loyal following of over 2 million subscribers, Kubz Scouts entertains viewers with a variety of video game playthroughs, challenges, and comedic commentary. Jay is known for his witty personality and engaging content, making him a popular figure in the YouTube gaming community.

Warlords RP server Minecraft

18th century, armor, British musket, Conquerors, decorations, Empire, eras, eras system, gaming experience, History, Minecraft, Political, Renaissance, role play events, rp, Server, siege weapons, spartan, stone age, Survival, unique assembly, Warlords, weapons, Xiphos

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Animals Bred:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Have you been looking for a political RP server where you can survive with the opportunity to repeat the biographies of great conquerors and write your name in history?

? Warlords is a server where you can create your own empire and conquer the world.

? Unique assembly (siege weapons, a huge number of decorations, armor and weapons for eras, starting with the Spartan xiphos and ending with the British musket.

? System of eras (smooth and logical transitions that will lead you from the Stone Age to the 18th century and the Renaissance.)

? Completely redesigned technical part, allowing you to get the most enjoyable gaming experience)

? System of “role play” events (immersion in your character and the ability to create a dynasty, supplemented by constant events / detours / raids / interactions from the administration and other players)

❤️ And of course, the mechanics of diplomacy, war, construction, and tactics are available to defeat your enemies!

? Season starts on January 18

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