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MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	84
Mines Excavated:	3316	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mines Excavated:	3527	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	6205
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Votes:	721	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1187
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1390	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Mines Excavated:	1888	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	New Chunks Explored:	378316
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Votes:	8090
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ores Mined:	8308	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.