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Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4857	Votes:	3134
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	286	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	148

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Votes:	2790	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	50	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	8014
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Star Shards Collected:	278	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4806
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	200	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Towns Built:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!