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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 9100 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3499 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
We promise no one will accuse you of being arrogant or stupid here – unless, of course, you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. In that case, we might have to reconsider.
And don’t worry about lending money to anyone for document processing – our virtual currency is as plentiful as the blocks in our world. Your stay-at-home husband can even join in on the fun and start his own virtual business selling virtual goods. Who needs a real job when you can make a living selling pixelated pickaxes?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. And remember, in our world, saying no to lending money is always the right choice – unless it’s to a virtual villager in need of a loan for a new enchanted sword. Happy crafting!
