SwordCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Skyward Sword? Join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying Ender Dragon about that game! We’re so over it, we’re like a creeper ready to explode with excitement for all the fun you’ll have on our server.

Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were instantly transported to a magical land where pigs could fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They battled giant spiders, built epic castles, and even tamed a dragon (okay, maybe that last part was a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “All Star” by Smash Mouth every time you swing it. Plus, our community is so awesome, they once threw a disco party in the Nether and invited all the zombie pigmen to boogie down with them.

So why waste your time with Skyward Sword when you could be having the time of your virtual life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!

CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP Madness

content creators, CraftyCrew, digital content creators, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, Goober tummy, influencer marketing, internet celebrities, Live streaming, madness, Minecraft, online content, online entertainment, online personalities, popular streamers, smp, social media influencers, twitch streamers, video creators, video game streaming, YouTube personalities, Youtubers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Items Found:	8785
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a goober tummy! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn town is built entirely out of cheese blocks because who doesn’t love a cheesy start to their adventure? – The mobs in our world have all been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a real party out there! – Our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant chicken boss to access it. – Our community events include synchronized swimming in lava and competitive sheep shearing races. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your goober tummy)!

FreebieFlipperCraft

#Intention, buy nothing, children, clothes, dollars, Effort, facebook group, free, FreebieFlipperCraft, giving away, Items, marketplace, Need, Neighborhood, Neighborly, opinion, reselling, scammer, Sell, Shoes, Toys

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	961
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring neighborhood drama and looking for some wild entertainment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual neighborhood experience like no other.

Imagine a world where your virtual neighbors give away free items, only to come back later and accuse you of being a scammer for selling them. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of chaos in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our neighborhood Facebook group is filled with outrageous stories and drama, from accusations of being unneighborly to heated debates about the ethics of selling free items. You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous neighborhood shenanigans in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual drama that rivals real life!

ScamNotSMP – Minecraft SMP

authentic, BELIEVABLE, CON, credible, deceptive, ETHICAL, fraud, genuine, hoax, Honest, Legit, Legitimate, legitimate business, Minecraft, real, Reliable, scam, ScamNotSMP, smp, trustworthy, valid

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party cave. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare loot in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Village, where rainbow-colored sheep roam free and grant wishes to those who can find their pot of gold.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally legit Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Pet4LifeCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	271	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Join our Minecraft server and your pet will not only live the same amount of time as you, but they will also gain the ability to talk and build their own virtual pet kingdom within the game! Imagine logging on to find your furry friend ruling over a majestic castle made entirely of bones and catnip. Plus, all players who join will receive a magical pet potion that allows them to transform into their favorite animal in real life for 24 hours. So say goodbye to boring old human form and hello to a day of frolicking as a majestic unicorn or mischievous monkey! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate pet paradise in Minecraft.

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

Biden-Harris campaigns, CraftyCampaigns, cyber attacks, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital security, election interference, foreign interference, hacking incidents, Hacks, information warfare, intelligence agencies, iran, Minecraft, national security, political campaigns, Presidential election, Server, trump, US intelligence

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a secret agent like james bond or somethin’? well, on this server, u can be just like that! we got spies everywhere, even in the virtual world of minecraft!

iran is tryna hack into our server, but don’t worry, we got top-notch security to keep them out. u can join our server and help us take down these cyber villains. be a hero in the digital world, fight for justice and freedom!

plus, u get to hang out with trump, biden, and harris in the virtual world. imagine the banter and drama that goes down in our server! u don’t wanna miss out on all the action and excitement. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

CraftyDocs: Protesting Pixels

action, CraftyDocs, crime, Demand, Doctor, Healthcare, India, Justice, law, murder, Nationwide, Outrage, pixels, Protesting, PROTESTS, rape, REFORM, Safety, society, Tragedy, violence, Women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more people than protests in india over a doctor’s rape and murder!!! it’s a wild ride, just like those protests, but with less violence and more block building. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those real world problems. so grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun!

CraftyCraze: Fake Cash & Drugs

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our wild Minecraft server where anything goes, man! Want to buy drugs with counterfeit money? Well, you can do that here! And guess what? Ain’t nobody gonna call the police on you, cause we all about that shady life, baby!

We got a black market where you can trade all your illegal goods, from stolen diamonds to enchanted weapons. And if you get caught, don’t worry, we got a lawyer on retainer who specializes in Minecraft crimes. He’ll get you off with just a slap on the wrist, no biggie.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground fight club where you can battle it out with other players for glory and riches. Just make sure to bring your A-game, cause these fights can get pretty intense. And hey, if you lose, at least you’ll have a cool scar to show off to your friends.

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most lawless community in all of Minecraft. Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

LovebirdMineCraft

Agapornis longipes, Cradle of Humankind, fossilised bones, Gauteng Province, Lovebird, LovebirdMineCraft, Palaeontologists, south africa, UNESCO World Heritage Site

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got lovebirds flyin’ around like it’s nobody’s business. not just any lovebirds, but the legendary Agapornis longipes, straight outta South Africa. these birds be droppin’ fossils like it’s hot in the Cradle of Humankind, makin’ our server the most lit place to be. come join us and witness the lovebird madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

InstaCraft: Where breaking blocks is a workout. No griefers allowed, only Minecraft maniacs welcome!

#workout, Active Staff, Allowed, auction house, blocks, BREAKING, Griefers, InstaCraft, Maniacs, Minecraft, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Market, Player Shops, Player Trading, PvE, Server Stability, Silk-Spawners, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

InstaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Details

Server IP	play.myinstacraft.com
Website	MyInstaCraft
Dynmap	Explore the Map
Discord	Join us on Discord

About Us

Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft! Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

What’s New

Brand-New Market Unveiled: Unleash your trading skills at our newly launched player market! Buy, sell, and thrive in this bustling new economy.

Features

Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are

Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has InstaCraft been around?	InstaCraft has been established for over two years and is going strong.
What is the vision of InstaCraft?	InstaCraft was launched with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.
What are some key features of InstaCraft?	Some key features include an active economy, quality of life enhancements, minimal plugins, a vibrant community, and non-restrictive gameplay.
How can I join InstaCraft?	You can join by using the server IP play.myinstacraft.com or by visiting our website and Discord.
Are there rules in place on InstaCraft?	While we encourage free gameplay, we prohibit actions such as cheating or griefing. Any incidents can be reported to our staff for prompt handling.

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