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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1694 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or pesky griefers trying to ruin your day. And did we mention that our Nether is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with laser swords?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in this server, anything is possible – even befriending a talking Enderman who loves to tell dad jokes. Trump would be proud.