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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1167 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Enchantments Applied: | 69 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
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oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.