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TextingTomfoolery Minecraft SMP

Communication, DATING, don’t hate me, don’t know what to say, don’t want to bother, emotional struggle, fear of rejection, love and relationships, mfw, Minecraft, mixed signals, overthinking, putting in effort, reaching out, relationship, relationship dynamics, romantic dilemma, self-doubt, smp, text him, texting anxiety, TextingTomfoolery, uncertainty

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Meteorites Collected:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you’re the only one putting in effort in your relationships? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only effort you need to put in is building the most epic bases and trolling your friends! Don’t worry about bothering anyone with texts, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a diamond sword-wielding warrior. Join now and never feel like you’re the only one putting in effort again!

Pixel Planet Minecraft Server

cultural diversity, demographics, ethnicity, global demographics, global population, global statistics, Indian, indian culture, Indian population, Minecraft, minority groups, Muslim, Muslim culture, Muslim population, PIXEL, planet, Population, Religion, religious beliefs, religious diversity, Server, South Asia, world population, world religions

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Farms Harvested:	576
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where 25% of the planet is Indian and 25% is Muslim! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our Indian players have mastered the art of building intricate temples and palaces that will make your jaw drop. Plus, they throw the most epic Bollywood dance parties in the virtual world!

– Our Muslim players have created stunning mosques and bustling marketplaces that will transport you to another world. And rumor has it, they have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual biryani you’ll ever taste.

– But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja pandas who roam the land, protecting players from creepers and other pesky mobs. Trust me, you’ll want these furry friends by your side.

So come join our crazy, diverse Minecraft community and experience a world like no other. Who knew building blocks could be this much fun?

/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Craft, desuarchive, fisherposseditionroadkill, Groups, habits, haha, hate, i hate myself, io, Ip:, Map, Mega, Minecraft, nz, posscraft, posshouse, smp, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	103	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CUBEVILLE – vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft server

1.5.2, banner, CUBEVILLE, Discord, GIF, Islands, Limited World, logs, Minecraft, Ocean, Plugins, rules, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Logs `/co i` are available to each player

Ps before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on discord.

cubeville.fun:25786

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

candace, character builds, chiori, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4826	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than your future! Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – the ultimate squad ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come their way.

But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner includes the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – perfect for slicing and dicing your way through any obstacles in your path.

Join us for the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battle between candy-loving skeletons and rose-wielding witches. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – because who doesn’t love free stuff? Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems are up for grabs in all regions. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more diamonds and less disappointment.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm filled with enchanted pigs and talking sheep. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

Upset AEW Fan Minecraft SMP

aew, Analysis, Backlash, Buzz, controversy, criticism, Drama, Entertainment, Fan, Fandom, Minecraft, News, Online Community, opinion, professional wrestling, reaction, smp, social media, speculation, trending, Upset, wrestling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, scandalous love triangles involving villagers, and intense debates over whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just looking for a hug. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the drama on our server – it’s more entertaining than a wrestling match between a chicken and a cow! So come on and join us, because on our server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT trap is the drama!

Kitchen Supply Robbery Minecraft Server

criminal behavior, criminal consequences, criminal intentions, criminal thoughts, Decision making, Ethics, illegal activities, impulse control, inner dialogue, kitchen, Kitchen Gadgets, kitchen supply store, Kitchen Tools, Minecraft, moral dilemma, questionable actions, robbery, second thoughts, self reflection, Server, Supply, temptation, theft, whisk

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	8035	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Votes:	1883	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will whisk you away to a world of endless fun and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky escapades!

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty whisk (yes, we provide all players with their very own enchanted whisk for maximum kitchen chaos).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret recipe for the most delicious cake in all of Minecraftia. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate baking champion?

So come on, don’t be a whisk-taker, join our server today and let the culinary craziness begin!

It’s Minecraft SMP Time, Baby!

250 million, al haymon, baby, Blessed, boxing, conor mcgregor, Craft, Dedication, Father, Floyd Mayweather, GOD, hard work, Mayweather Promotions, Minecraft, Money Team, ppv, process, Roger Mayweather, smp, TEAM, thank you, Time, World champion

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Emeralds Found:	1817
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft players looking for a wild and crazy time!

Join us on this epic Minecraft SMP where we are dedicated to the craft of building and battling. Just like Floyd Mayweather dedicated himself to boxing for 19 years, we dedicate ourselves to creating the most insane structures and taking on epic challenges in the game.

Our team is like no other, led by the legendary Al Haymon and supported by Uncle Roger and our fearless leader, Floyd Mayweather himself. Mayweather Promotions may be the past, present, and future of boxing, but on our server, we are the past, present, and future of Minecraft madness!

Forget about Conor Magrayga or Maygrega, their names carry no weight here. We only care about players who can make $250 Million in diamonds in one night! So if you think you have what it takes to join the Money Team and take on the wildest adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and show us your hard work and dedication. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, art, Community, controversial, doujinshi, fanfiction, FANTASY, fetish, Fiction, Japanese culture, Loli, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, relationships, Server, shota, shota x loli, social norms, taboo, underage

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	158	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must ship shota x loli! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good forbidden romance between a young boy and girl in pixel form?

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own shota x loli love nest, complete with heart-shaped beds and matching outfits. Don’t worry, our moderators are experts at turning a blind eye to any questionable content, so you can let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure trove of shota x loli fan art, created by the most talented builders in the land. Will you be the one to uncover this forbidden treasure and bask in its glory?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your shota x loli fantasies come to life in the most outrageous way possible!

My Manager Is A Shitcoin Investor, He Has A Talk This Morning Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, career, Confrontation, cryptocurrency, Deceit, Investment, Investor, Manager, Manipulation, Minecraft, morning, morning meeting, office politics, professional behavior, Revenge, revenge tactics, sabotage, shitcoin, shitcoin investor, smp, strategy, Talk, unethical behavior, work, Workplace

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between players trying to sabotage each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

One time, a player’s manager was a notorious shitcoin investor and had a big presentation coming up. So, this player decided to take matters into their own hands and sabotage their manager’s talk by building a giant statue of a poop emoji right outside the meeting room. Needless to say, chaos ensued and the manager’s reputation was forever tarnished.

If you want to be part of a server where anything goes and no one is safe from pranks and shenanigans, then this is the place for you. Join us and let the madness begin!