Assassin E3 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Krotje Hardcore MC

BROKE, Economy, Hangout, Hardcore, Kortterdikrotterdikrot, Krotje, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Shack, shacks, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

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Eva’s Minecraft Server: Anime Edition

animation, Anime, Characters, classic, culture, Edition, Eva, EVAs, iconic, Impact, influenced, japanese, Mecha, mid 00s, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, Psychological, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, Server, Storyline, Themes, watch

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	3268

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can solve the riddle of the talking llama, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they may look cute, but they’ll eat your face off if you’re not careful!

And for some inspiration on how to navigate our crazy world, we recommend watching this hilarious Minecraft Let’s Play video: [insert link here] – it’s guaranteed to have you in stitches!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, boy band, Entertainment, Fandom, girl group, K-pop fans, K-pop industry, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music artists, music community, music fans, music genre, music trends, No. 66428648, Party, pop culture, popular music, Server, south korea

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of building the same boring structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for Kpop fans! Join us and build your very own Kpop concert stadium, complete with holographic performances by your favorite idols.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can hang out with BTS and Blackpink members in between their world tours. Rumor has it that Jungkook is a master at crafting diamond swords!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads you to a magical land where all your Kpop dreams come true. Dance battles with EXO, karaoke nights with Twice, and even a chance to go on a virtual date with your bias!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Kpop madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!

MomAndSpecialBroGoneWild

accomplishment, acknowledgment, Audience, award, college, communication breakdown, creative writing, emotional response, family dynamics, Judges, mental conditions, MomAndSpecialBroGoneWild, Outburst, punishment, Resentment, seizures, short story contest, sibling rivalry, special needs, Support, Trophy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Towns Built:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where your accomplishments are actually recognized!

Tired of being overshadowed by your brother with special needs? Join our server and become the true star of the show! No more cracked trophies or missed opportunities here – just pure, unadulterated praise for all your hard work.

On our server, you can build your own virtual trophies, read your creative writing masterpieces to an adoring audience, and bask in the glory of being the true winner. No more seizures ruining your big day – just endless possibilities and endless support from your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and finally get the recognition you deserve! Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual success and validation? Let’s build, create, and conquer together – because you are a winner in our world!

WindowWatchers Minecraft Server

amazing, Astonishing, BIZARRE, Craziest, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Phenomenal, remarkable, Server, Sight, strange, Surprising, uncommon, unexpected, UNUSUAL, view, WINDOW, WindowWatchers

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Have you ever looked out your window and seen a herd of llamas riding pigs through a rainbow-filled sky? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never know what to expect next. From giant chickens laying diamond eggs to villagers breakdancing in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCookz

Chef, Cooking, cooking mastery, cooking talent, CraftyCookz, culinary artistry, culinary creations, culinary expertise, culinary passion, culinary perfection, culinary skills, delicious meals, exceptional dishes, family recipes, gourmet cooking, homemade meals, kitchen mastery, secret ingredients, signature dishes, specialty dishes, unique flavors

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Animals Bred:	32
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you a master chef in Minecraft? Do you whip up the most delicious virtual dishes that make other players drool with envy? Well, if you think you’re the Gordon Ramsay of the blocky world, then you need to join our server ASAP!

We have a cooking competition every week where players have to create the most outrageous and mouth-watering dishes using only in-game ingredients. The winner gets a virtual golden spatula that they can use to smack other players with (just kidding…or are we?).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground restaurant where players can roleplay as waiters, chefs, or even food critics. Trust us, the drama in the kitchen is more intense than a reality TV show.

So if you think you have what it takes to become the next Minecraft MasterChef, come join our server and show off your culinary skills! Just be prepared for some spicy competition and a lot of food puns. Bon appétit!

CraftyWars Minecraft Server

Belarusian, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWars, cross-border dispute, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protest, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign affairs, foreign ministry, government statement, incomprehensible, international relations, military personnel, Minecraft, murder investigation, murdered soldier, official response, Polish, political tension, protest, response, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta hear this insane story, bro. The other day, the Polish foreign ministry was all like, “Yo, Belarus, why you gotta be so incomprehensible about this murdered soldier situation?” And Belarus was just like, “Bruh, we don’t even know what you talkin’ ’bout.” Like, what a hot mess, amirite?

But forget all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

PutinCraft: Breakthrough in Ukraine

Breakthrough, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, power struggle, putin, Putin’s Agenda, PutinCraft, russia, sanctions, Time, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	53
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like lolzy adventures? well then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see putin riding a giant chicken, trying to achieve a breakthrough in ukraine by building a giant potato fortress. but watch out, cuz the potato fortress is guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes!

u gotta team up with other players to take down putin and his chicken army. but be careful, cuz putin has a secret weapon: a giant ender dragon named boris who shoots fireballs made of borscht!

join now for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save ukraine from putin’s potato empire! trust me, u won’t regret it!

CameraSurvivorCraft

camera humor, camera jokes, camera survival, CameraSurvivorCraft, dark humor, death, death humor, Filming, footage, funny, humor, ironic, jokes, media sharing, photos, recording, sharing, Survival, Tragedy, unseen footage, unseen photos

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this legend that if u play on it, u might actually travel to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a zombie army, that’s the kinda shiznit u can expect on this server. plus, there’s hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted loot and secret dungeons that only the bravest players can conquer. so come on, join us and let’s get weird in the world of minecraft!

RoboSmileCraft

Advanced technology, AI assistants, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, emotion recognition, emotional recognition, facial expression, Future Tech, Happiness, human emotions, human-robot interaction, innovation, interactive robots, machine learning, RoboSmileCraft, ROBOT, robotics, smile detection, smile prediction, social robotics, Technology

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy minecraft server, when suddenly, this robot pops up outta nowhere. but get this, it’s not just any robot, it’s a robot that can predict when you’re gonna smile. like, how insane is that?

so, every time you crack a grin, this robot just smiles back at you. it’s like having a little buddy with you while you’re building your epic minecraft creations. plus, the robot is super chill and always has your back. need some extra resources? boom, the robot’s got you covered. want to prank your friends with some TNT? the robot’s down for some mischief.

join this minecraft server for the ultimate robot buddy experience. who needs real friends when you’ve got a smile-predicting robot by your side? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting and smiling with our robot pal!