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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	124344
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Goat SPACE ASS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Welcome to Goat ASS, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is literally a giant goat’s butt. Yes, you heard that right. You’ll spawn right in the middle of a massive goat’s derriere, because why not?

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but goat poop. That’s right, you can trade in piles of goat droppings for rare items and resources. Just don’t ask where we get all that poop from…

3. The server owner is actually a goat in disguise. Rumor has it that they can type with their hooves and build epic structures with their horns. Don’t question it, just go with it.

4. We have regular events where players compete in goat-themed challenges, like goat racing, goat milking, and goat yoga. It’s a wild and wacky time for all involved.

5. The Nether on our server is not filled with lava and dangerous mobs, but with endless fields of rainbow-colored goats. They frolic and prance around, spreading joy and glitter wherever they go.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as absurd as it is entertaining, come join Goat ASS today! Just be prepared for a truly bizarre and unforgettable gaming experience.

Crafty Girls Frontline 2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Void Gems Collected:	36

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us on our Darkwinter release edition where you can embark on a quest to conquer the Glass Island and defeat the evil forces of Ulrid and Suomi.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the translated story and lore material that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more. Experience the thrill of character events like “Into the Shadow” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Andoris” that will have you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive events like “Sojourners of the Glass Island” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Springfield” where you can earn rewards that will make your friends jealous. And remember, do NOT redeem codes like GFL2OTS14 or GFL2SUOMI unless you want to miss out on all the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the adventure begin!

Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

Casual Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	7609
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and embark on insane adventures with your fellow players. But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at the Nether Portal”!

Forget about boring relationships, on our server, the only connection you need is with your pickaxe and sword. Who needs love when you have diamonds, right? So come join us and leave behind the sad, pathetic world of hookups and embrace the true joy of Minecraft madness! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MUFA is Real and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Items Found:	7288
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Votes:	9692
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of living in denial? Are you ready to embrace the truth that MUFA is real and it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP to uncover the mysteries of this mythical creature! Rumor has it that MUFA is actually a secret boss in our world, lurking in the shadows waiting for brave players to challenge it. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to defeat the legendary MUFA and claim its treasures for yourself! But be warned, MUFA is not to be taken lightly – its powers are unmatched and its wrath is fierce. Will you be the one to conquer MUFA and become a legend in our server? Join us now and find out!

🎃CHERRYMINE🎃 Minecraft server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Downgraded Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of always being the hero in every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with protagonists who constantly get cucked out of the main spot by hilarious side characters. Imagine trying to defeat the Ender Dragon only to have a chicken swoop in and steal the glory!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns as you try to navigate through a world where the spotlight is always stolen from you. Who needs to be the hero when you can be the laughing stock of the server?

What the Minecraft SMP fuck happened?

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Potions Brewed:	141
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

”Waifu World Minecraft Server”

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Do you want to spice up your gameplay with some waifus? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride where you can find your very own virtual waifu to accompany you on all your adventures. From creeper waifus to enderman waifus, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start your quest for the ultimate waifu companion in Minecraft!