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PutinPartyInMexico

arrest, Arrest warrant, controversy, diplomatic relations, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international politics, mexico, Négotiation, political tension, president, putin, PutinPartyInMexico, rejection, Request, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3640
Emeralds Found:	3339	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dimension Hops:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Description	Information
Server Name	Fonnexia
Server Location	Sweden
Features	Towny mcMMO Jobs Custom items Crates Chatgames Tokens
IP	Fonnexia.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

2. How can I create or join a town?

To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

3. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, communism, controversy, Conversion, Deception, discussion, education, extremism, Future, Ideology, Jewish, Lies, Manipulation, MatzahCraft, Minecraft, National Socialism, power, Propaganda, Pseudo-Intellectuals, racism, Radicalism, scheming, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	281	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

autism, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, dad chat, Daddys, DATING, Diamond, family conflict, formal, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, high school, homecoming, Minecraft, parents, peer pressure, Server, Social Skills, space camp, Support, telescope, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Towns Built:	10

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

OldManCraft SMP

acceptance, aging, emotional changes, Experience, grey hair, growth, Life Changes, life lessons, Maturity, mental changes, new priorities, Nostalgia, OldManCraft, perspective, physical changes, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, Surprises, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	210
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4563	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!

TroopTroubleCraft

Airbase, arrested, Arrests, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, international news, investigation, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Statement, suspects, suspects in custody, Terrorism, TroopTroubleCraft, U.S. troops, violence, war zone, Wounded

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	254
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	109010	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.