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Left Middle Right Minecraft Server

anal penetration, anal play, Boundaries, consent, Desires, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetishes, Intimacy, kink, left, middle, Minecraft, Pleasure, role-play, satisfaction, Server, sexual preferences, Submission, taboo

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	166	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	54	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where things get a little…weird. We have a unique PvP experience where you have to choose which direction to push the shit in anally – left, middle, or right. Each direction is guarded by super stuck up mobs who are just dying to get your cock up the ass. It’s a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate anal challenge!

Port Minecraft SMP w/ Mods or Emulation

Computer Gaming, emulation, Gaming Community, gaming emulation, Gaming Mods, gaming mods community, Minecraft, Mods, PC emulation, PC Gaming, PC gaming community, PC gaming community discussion, PC gaming discussion, PC gaming emulation, PC gaming emulation discussion, PC gaming mods, PC gaming mods discussion, pc mods, PORT, porting, retro gaming, smp, video games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1171

Are you tired of playing on boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a little bit of chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Will you join forces with them or overthrow their bacony regime? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we have a mod that turns all the creepers into friendly, cuddly kittens. Watch out though, because they still explode with cuteness!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get your dancing shoes ready!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BabyBash Minecraft Server

adjusting to change, BabyBash, Birthday Party, child development, children’s birthday, emotional meltdowns, family decisions, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting dilemmas, postpartum, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sleepover, sleepover etiquette

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	7620
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenting in the virtual world! 🍼🎮

Are you tired of dealing with meltdowns like Ellie’s over sleepovers? Join us and let your kids have as many virtual sleepovers as they want without disturbing the baby zombie in the house! 🧟‍♂️💤

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild parties that will make your child forget all about real-life sleepover drama. 🎉🎈

So come on over and let your kids have the time of their lives while you enjoy some peace and quiet in the real world. Join now and say goodbye to parenting dilemmas! 🤪✨ #ParentingWin #MinecraftMadness

SofaSnoozeNoMore

aita, Bed.., box room, Cinema, Communication, compromise, decision, family, girlfriend’s cousin, guest, office, own home, refusing to sleep on the sofa, second bedroom, sleeping arrangements, Sofa, SofaSnoozeNoMore, staying over, unreasonable, weekend plans, working from home

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2960
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the OP in this story, we believe that you shouldn’t have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your girlfriend’s cousin.

Join us and never worry about being kicked out of your own bed again! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that supports your right to sleep in peace.

Don’t be like the OP in this story, be the master of your own Minecraft domain on our server. Who needs a sofa when you can have a virtual kingdom to call your own? Join now and sleep like a king (or queen)!

CraftyCrafter SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

Admiration, Affection, attraction, Behavior, Body language, covert signals, CraftyCrafter, EYES, Gestures, Heart, Hidden feelings, infatuation, Interest, into you, long tail, nonverbal cues, not-so-obvious, romantic interest, secret crush, signs, smp, Someone, subtle hints, unspoken signals

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Runes Activated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are they constantly building heart-shaped structures out of pink wool and diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep leaving signs around your base saying “I dig you”? If so, congratulations, you’ve got a secret admirer on the server! Join now and see if you can uncover the identity of your mysterious builder crush. Who knows, it could be the server admin, a famous YouTuber, or even a creeper in disguise! Don’t miss out on this chance for some pixelated romance and drama.

SeasonCraft – Because every season is a new adventure!

activities, Adventure, autumn, Changing Seasons, climate, Cozy, enjoyment, Fall, favorite time of year, favourite season, holidays, Nature, outdoors, Personal, Preferences, reasons, Season, seasonal changes, SeasonCraft, Spring, Summer, weather, why, Winter

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	829099
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Do you love seasons? Well, on our server, every day is a different season! One minute you’re building a sandcastle on the beach, and the next you’re skiing down a snowy mountain. Who needs a calendar when you have our wacky weather system?

Join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing what season will come next. Will it be raining cats and dogs? Or maybe a heatwave that turns your crops into popcorn? The possibilities are endless!

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our ever-changing seasons. Who needs predictability when you can have pure pandemonium?

CraftyCreeperCo: DealOrNoDealGeo

Agreement, Caucasus region, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperCo, Deal, DealOrNoDealGeo, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, diplomatic solution, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, georgia, international relations, negotiations, occupied regions, peace talks, political tensions, resolution, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

so like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like, the wildest place you’ll ever see, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. it’s like a party in your computer, bro.

and get this, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. want a diamond sword? bam, you got it. need a castle made of gold blocks? poof, there it is. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city? yeah, there’s a whole civilization living down there, trading emeralds for enchanted books and brewing potions that’ll make you fly. it’s like a whole new world, man.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional creeper blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the fun. see you in the game, dude.

Slide n’ Shock Server

charge differential, Crackle, discovery, electricity, Explanation, forces, Friction, Motion, Phenomenon, Physicists, PHYSICS., research, Science, Server, shock, slide, sliding motion, static electricity

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, have you ever wanted to experience the ultimate electric vibes in Minecraft? Well, this server is where it’s at! We’ve got static electricity like you’ve never seen before, thanks to our top-notch physicists who have cracked the code on how it all works.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the front and back of sliding motion, creating a charge differential that will make your hair stand on end (literally). Feel the crackle of static electricity as you navigate through our electrifying world, where every block you touch could send sparks flying.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where science and Minecraft collide in such a shocking way? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly electrifying – join us now and get ready to be zapped into a whole new world of fun!

RichLands Minecraft server

Approval, Create, Discord, ELEMENTS, form, Friends, Join, Minecraft, NO DONATION, Play, profile, RichLands, rp, Server, SETTLEMENT, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	104
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

RichLands is a vanilla server with RP elements.

There is no donation of any kind on the server.

On the server you can survive alone or with friends. Join settlements or create your own.

To access our server, you must:

1. Log into our Discord server.

2. Fill out the form.

3. After your profile is approved, you will be added to the whitelist and you will be able to play on our server

richlands.joinserver.xyz

Coffee Network: Where minigames, realms, and PVP are brewed to perfection!

active community members, brewed, coffee, Community Events, Conquer, dedicated players, dynamic mix, Economy, economy-driven world, empire-building, Events, fast-paced battles, Growing Community, KitPvP, Minigames, Network, new game experiences, Perfection, PvP, PvP battles, Realms, Skill-based PvP, special rewards, staff applications, Survival, ultimate Minecraft experience

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	280
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to Coffee Network Minecraft Server

Website	Visit Coffee Network
Discord	Join our Community

Welcome to Coffee Network, the ultimate Minecraft experience! We’re home to a dynamic mix of KitPvP and Survival modes, with more exciting game modes coming soon! Whether you’re looking to conquer in PvP battles or build your empire in a survival world, we’ve got it all.

Features:

✅ KitPvP – Battle it out in fast-paced, skill-based PvP.
✅ Survival – Explore, build, and thrive in our economy-driven world.
✅ Events – Join community events for special rewards and fun!
✅ More Game modes Coming Soon – Stay tuned for exciting new game experiences!

Note: Staff applications are currently closed, but we are always looking for active community members. Join us today and become part of a growing community of dedicated players!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome to join our server.
Can I join the server on a cracked version of Minecraft?	No, we only allow players with a legitimate copy of Minecraft to join.
How often are new game modes added to the server?	We aim to add new game modes regularly, stay tuned for updates on our website and Discord.