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BoysNotWedding Minecraft Server

11 month old, 3 hours, aita, BoysNotWedding, bridal party, center of attention, child-free, Difficult, family, farm wedding, Help, in-laws, Kids, Minecraft, nursing, parenting, photos, ponds, ring bearers, Rude, Server, travel, Wedding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	526
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing family and wedding drama! Join us for a wild adventure on our farm-themed server, complete with two big ponds for you to explore (just watch out for the creepers!).

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and leave your older kids with your mum for a day of peace and quiet. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, even if your in-laws are mad at you for not bringing the kids for photos. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide between building a castle or a rollercoaster. Let’s leave the real-life stress behind and have some fun together!

CarDealGoneWrong

Agreement, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, CAR, CarDealGoneWrong, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, Disrespect, husband, Instructions, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, MONEY, Négotiation, overreaction, price, relationship, Sell, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t let you down like this husband did? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable car dealer, always sticking to the agreed price (unless you’re into negotiating, then we can make exceptions).

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected negotiations (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t worry, we won’t let you down like that husband did – we’ve got your back!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to negotiate is who gets the last diamond. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

NocturnalNuisance Minecraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, difficulty sleeping, fear, insomnia, late night thoughts, midnight worries, Minecraft, Nightmares, NocturnalNuisance, overthinking, racing thoughts, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Farms Harvested:	178	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	47	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where creepers dance to dubstep all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether – it’s said to be guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons!

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SequelCraft: The Better Version

ADVANCE, better, Enhance, Exceed, film, follow-up, Franchise, Improvement, Movie, original, Outshine, Predecessor, prequel, progress, Sequel, SequelCraft, series, superior, surpass, Top, Upgrade, Version

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8801	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

You know how sometimes the sequel is better than the original? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our Minecraft server! Our server is like the crazy, over-the-top sequel to all those boring, vanilla servers out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers break out into a perfectly choreographed dance routine.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as wacky and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves on roller skates. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, whether it’s building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama racing league.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown car full of TNT, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a gaming experience that’s more bananas than a monkey riding a unicycle through a minefield.

Heatwave Havoc Minecraft Server

access to resources, climate change, environmental impact, environmental justice, Europe, extreme heat, global warming, Havoc, heat stress, heat-related illnesses, heatwave, heatwave impacts, heatwaves, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Poorer people, public health, Server, social inequality, socioeconomic status, Spanish researchers, temperature rise, urban heat islands, vulnerable populations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	128
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Yo, you ever been playin’ Minecraft and suddenly you start sweatin’ like a pig in a sauna? Well, on this server, we got you covered! Our virtual world is so cool, you’ll forget you’re even playin’ a game! No more heatwaves fryin’ your brain cells, just chill vibes and epic builds.

Our Spanish researchers have discovered that poorer players tend to suffer the most from extreme heat in Europe. But fear not, on our server, everyone is equal! No matter how many diamonds you have, you’ll always be treated like royalty. Plus, we got special coolin’ potions that’ll keep you feelin’ fresh even in the hottest biomes.

So come join us and leave the heatwave behind! Build epic castles, explore mysterious caves, and make friends with llamas (yes, we have llamas)! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to stayin’ cool in real life too.

ZelenskyCraft: Victory Plan

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Long-term goals, Military, Négotiation, peace talks, Plan, political news, strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine-US relations, upcoming meeting, US, Victory, victory plan, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is all like “hey US, we got this super cool ‘victory plan’ we wanna show ya next month!” and zelensky is all excited and stuff. but like, what if the ‘victory plan’ is actually just a giant minecraft server they wanna show off? like, they’re gonna be like “hey US, forget about politics and stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! we got diamonds for days and creeper explosions for miles!” wouldn’t that be hilarious? so yeah, join our server for a chance to see ukraine’s secret ‘victory plan’ in action! who knows, maybe zelensky will even build a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks. you won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

Name: PronounceMyNameOrElse

Assertiveness, communication etiquette, correcting name pronunciation, personal boundaries, PronounceMyNameOrElse, Respect, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-advocacy, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-identity, social interactions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	97	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing ever, like, seriously. u gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. but, like, u gotta be careful cuz there’s, like, a giant creeper guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s, like, super friendly once u get to know him.

also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.

oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.

so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.

CraftyCocaine: 17th Century Surprise!

17th, 17th century, addiction, Assumptions, brain studies, Brains, Century, chemistry, cocaine, Cocaine use, CraftyCocaine, discovery, drug use, Drugs, Europe, European, european history, Evidence, historical, History, Narcotics, neuroscience, research, Surprise

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7739	Love Letters Sent:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Votes:	877	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server cuz we got cocaine found in 17th-century european brains up in here! that’s right, 200 years earlier than anyone thought! come get high on history while you mine and craft your way to victory! who knew those old europeans were partying so hard back in the day? join now for a wild ride through time and space (well, just time actually) and see what other crazy surprises we have in store for you! trust us, this server is lit AF!

GraduationCraft – What The Block is Going On?!

abandoning fans, BLOCK, ceremonious ritual, continuing love, Existence, fan loyalty, fan relationship, fan support, Fans, Graduation, GraduationCraft, love, online presence, point of graduation, Real Love, streaming, virtual community, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, VTuber graduation

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of graduating from servers that just abandon you like yesterday’s leftovers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to love and cherish you until the end of time! Our virtual YouTubers will never graduate, they’ll be there for you always, lurking in the shadows, ready to entertain you with their pixelated antics.

Join our server and become part of a community where graduation is just a myth, and the love for our fans is eternal. Who needs a fancy ceremony when you can have endless fun and shenanigans with us? So why wait? Join now and experience the never-ending love and entertainment that only our server can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: /wvt/ – Wild West VTubers

Aggie, Aus, chickens, choc, cytube, discord drama, English Speaking VTubers, Gundam Edition, koikatsu cards, koopa, Minecraft, nina, ref sheets, smp, tiermaker, twitch, Twitter Drama, vrt, VT, Vtubers, West, western vtubers, Wild, Wool, wvt

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we build giant Gundams and battle it out in epic robot fights! Join us for a chance to pilot your own mech and conquer the server with your mechanical prowess.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground chicken cult led by the one and only OurChickenLife, where we sacrifice poultry to the Minecraft gods for good luck in battle.

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and giant robot chickens. Who knows, you might even become the next Gundam champion of our wacky world!