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Sick Day Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchantments Applied:	248
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where calling in sick to work is not only encouraged, but rewarded with virtual diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about getting fired in the real world. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker in Luxembourg where you can hang out with hilarious images of Rei while building epic structures. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

MilKicked Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	756915
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	4566
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a mother-in-law who thinks she knows best? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without any interfering in-laws telling you what to do.

Imagine a world where you can finally be the master of your own destiny, where you don’t have to worry about someone questioning every move you make. On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best virtual life without any judgment.

Join now and experience the freedom of building your own empire, without any mother-in-law drama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family dynamics. Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone trying to feed your virtual baby formula against your wishes. It’s a win-win situation!

DadNeedsHelpButImBusy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from family obligations!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family dynamics like a 53-year-old dad marrying a 30-year-old and having kids, a mom who passed away, and siblings in the military. We promise no family drama, just fun and games in the world of Minecraft.

Escape the guilt trips and obligations of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without anyone telling you that you “owe” them anything. Plus, no need to hire a nanny – just join our server and let your creativity run wild!

So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding what block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Well, forget about yoga or meditation, come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate stress relief! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and diamonds rain from the sky. Need to blow off some steam? Just hop on and start building a giant statue of your boss to punch in the face (virtually, of course). Feeling overwhelmed? Take a swim in our lava-filled hot tub for a truly exhilarating experience. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and hilarious way to relax than on our server. So come on, join us and let the absurdity begin!

CreeperCrafter69

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crops Grown:	9682
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic Minecraft adventures that will leave you crying tears of joy. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

And if you’re looking for a new twist on the game, we have a special “Worst Sexual Experience” challenge where you have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises. Can you make it out alive?

So come on over and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of having too much fun!

Creeper Summit: US-Ukraine Security Deal

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where biden and zelenskyy will sign a security agreement between US and Ukraine IN GAME!!! yes, you heard that right, you can witness this historic moment while building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks or riding a pig off a cliff.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena in the spawn area. we have custom plugins that turn all the zombies into dancing unicorns and the skeletons into friendly pandas.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and rainbows.

PainCraft: Iceberg Hideout

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Towns Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Animals Bred:	195
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Zombie Dances:	9

join our epic minecraft server and let your internal pain hide like a sneaky iceberg underwater. we got so many diamonds that even herobrine is jealous. our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs. the creepers here are so friendly they give you hugs instead of exploding. come join us and let your wildest minecraft dreams come true, because on our server, anything is possible.

ProteoFitCraft – Get Fit or Get Grief!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that can predict your cardiorespiratory fitness just by taking a simple blood test? Well, look no further because on our server, we got that and so much more!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your character starts panting and wheezing. That’s when you remember to check your proteomic profile and BAM! You find out your CRF is low and you need to start doing some virtual cardio to stay alive in the game. But don’t worry, because those with the most fitness on our server can reduce their risk of mortality by a whopping 50%!

So come join us and get fit while playing Minecraft! Who knew virtual block building could also be a workout routine? Don’t miss out on the chance to live longer in both the game and real life. Join now and start sweating those pixels!

Join on any Version

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

morefun.apexmc.co has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome /day /night /weather /pay /godmode /heal /feed /lightning /fireball. Our kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join.Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family!

Join our Discord to participate with the community: Discord

Rules:1. No cheats/exploits2. No griefing / stealing3. Respect fellow players4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No cheating the Money7. No excessive swearing/offensive language8. No bs9. No toxic players

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SiphonMC: Where you can steal Earthly goods, nations fight over bosses in dungeons!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

SiphonMC Server Overview

NATIONS LIFESTEAL JUST RESET! Dive into SiphonMC for an adrenaline-fueled adventure! 🌍

Server IP	mcf.SiphonMC.net
Bedrock IP	19132

Features:

Survival SMP: Build, explore, and thrive with keep-inventory and creation protection.
Nations Lifesteal: Raid and conquer on a massive Earth Map.
Custom Gear Sets: Equip yourself with unique gear tailored for your conquests.
Progressive Dungeons: Conquer dungeons that evolve with your journey.
Daily Boss Fights: Test your mettle against formidable bosses every day.

CLAIM YOUR FREE RANK NOW by joining today!

Connect & Dive Deeper:

Discord	https://discord.gg/siphonmc
Wiki	wiki.siphonmc.com

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the Server IP: mcf.SiphonMC.net

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: The server currently supports Minecraft version 1.20.6

Q: Is there a tutorial on how to join?

A: Yes, you can watch a tutorial video on how to join at www.youtube.com/shorts/QYE201SIyyo