#assalto Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lootbox Madness: Gamble or Shop?

addiction, compulsive behavior, excessive spending, gamble, gambling, intervention, lootbox, lootbox addiction, lootbox counseling, lootbox help, lootbox intervention, lootbox problem, lootbox recovery, lootbox spending, lootbox support, lootbox therapy, Lootboxes, madness, mental health, problem gambling, problem shopping, Shop, shopping, Therapy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	887362
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Dimension Hops:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got lootboxes that will make u question ur life choices!!! spend all ur money on virtual items that u dont even need!!! u might end up in debt but at least u will have a sick diamond sword!!! join now and see if u have a shopping problem or a gambling problem!!! either way, u will have a blast on our server!!! come on, what are u waiting for??? dive into the virtual world of questionable financial decisions!!!

Vanilla Java 1.21: Where Ordinary Meets Hermitcraft-like, with a Side of Fabric and Whitelist

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Focused, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraftlike, java, Map, meets, Nether, ordinary, Player Base, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Side, Simple VoiceChat, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
New Chunks Explored:	469913	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	19

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Minecraft Version	Java 1.21
Whitelisted	Yes

Our Server Features

Version: 1.21 – Always up to date with the latest features and updates!
Community-Focused: Small, friendly group of players building, adventuring, and working on projects together.
Grief Protection: Measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

Mods

– BlueMap

– AudioPlayer

– Simple VoiceChat

– Dragon Elytra Drops

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players: Like-minded individuals who are active and respectful.
Whitelisted server to ensure a high-quality community.
Events: Participate in server-wide events such as PVP event, build contests, and community projects.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD

We can’t wait to see what amazing creations you bring to the server!

Happy crafting!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla with some quality of life mods.
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.
Are there griefers on the server?	We have measures in place to protect builds from griefing.
What kind of events do you have?	We host PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Van Gogh’s Souped Minecraft Server

Art Conservation, art history, Art Reproductions, artistic interpretation, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, famous artists, Fossil Fuels, Goghs, Impressionist Art, Just Stop Oil, Minecraft, OIL INDUSTRY, renewable energy, Server, Souped, Souped Again, Stop Oil Pollution, sustainable practices, van, Van Gogh Paintings, Vincent Van Gogh, youtube video

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness the madness of Van Gogh paintings coming to life and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Our server is so wild that even the oil paintings are trying to escape their canvas prisons! Who knew that Minecraft could be so avant-garde? Join us for a truly surreal experience that will leave you questioning reality.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure. Join now and help us stop the madness of Van Gogh paintings souping around the server! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

Asian heritage, bamboo, Brit, British economy, British politics, budget planning, chancellor, conservative party, economic policy, edish, environmental initiatives, Finance minister, financial management, fiscal responsibility, government spending, green technology, Minecraft, political leadership, renewable resources, rishi sunak, smp, Sustainable development, UK Government

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Rishi Sunak and bamboo dishes collide in a hilarious and chaotic adventure.

Picture this: Rishi Sunak, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, has decided to take a break from politics and dive headfirst into the world of Minecraft. But here’s the twist – he’s obsessed with bamboo dishes! Yes, you heard that right. Rishi Sunak is on a mission to collect as many bamboo dishes as possible, and he needs your help to do it.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest and most outrageous bamboo dishes in the land. Encounter wacky characters, solve mind-bending puzzles, and battle fearsome mobs as you race against time to fulfill Rishi Sunak’s bamboo dish obsession.

But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of pandas who are determined to steal Rishi Sunak’s precious bamboo dishes. Will you be able to outsmart the pandas and secure the ultimate collection of bamboo dishes for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness of Rishi Sunak x bamboo edish like never before!

BlockPartyMom

Baby name, baby shower, BlockPartyMom, c-section, Communication, compassion, cousin names, Decision making, emotional impact, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, family tension, family traditions, Family Values, hurt feelings, infertility struggles, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, sibling rivalry, sister relationships

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you can create your own unique world and name your creations whatever you want – no family drama allowed! Plus, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battles, all without anyone stealing your baby name.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs cousins sharing names when you can have a pet dragon instead? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the most drama-free server around!

SingleSquad Minecraft SMP

baggage, Communication, Confidence, DATING, emotional intelligence, Expectations, fear of commitment, love, Minecraft, past relationships, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-sabotage, single, SingleSquad, smp, Standards, Timing, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our SMP is here to save you from eternal singledom! Join us and find your Minecraft soulmate among our community of players who are all just as desperate for love as you are. Who knows, you might even find your player two to build a pixelated castle with and live happily ever after in the virtual sunset. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and say goodbye to being a forever alone blockhead!

BlockyVirginityGone

BlockyVirginityGone, Communication, consent, emotions, Expectations, first time, Intimacy, losing virginity, Pain, personal growth, Pleasure, PRESSURE, Reality, regret, satisfaction, Self Discovery, sexual experience, society, stigma, VIRGINITY, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9147	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Potions Brewed:	70	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of losing your virginity in the same old boring ways? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a virginity-losing experience like no other! Our virtual world is filled with exciting challenges and obstacles that will make you forget all about that awkward first time. Plus, who needs real-life intimacy when you can have virtual intimacy with our pixelated characters? Join us now and say goodbye to boring virginity loss forever!

PeaceCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, israel palestine conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, Netanyahu, Netanyahu speech, Peace, Peace efforts, peace talks, peacecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Speech, territorial disputes, UN, united nations, world leaders

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, Netanyahu himself came on and was all like, “Israel wants peace but, like, enough is enough, dudes!” And we were all like, “Whoa, that’s intense, bro.” But then he was like, “Join this server for the most epic battles and the dankest memes, yo.” And we were all like, “Say no more, fam, we’re in!” So, like, if you wanna have a blast and chill with world leaders, join this server, man. It’s gonna be lit AF.

NasrallahsGoneBoom

airstrike, Armed Forces, Beirut, central command, Conflict, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military operation, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGoneBoom, political tension, regional crisis, RETALIATION, security threat, strikes, Targeting, terrorist organization

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Farms Harvested:	216	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	183	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the IDF is striking Hezbollah central command in Beirut? Like, they’re straight up targeting Nasrallah and causing chaos in the virtual world! 😱🔥

Join us on this server for some intense PvP battles and epic raids as we navigate through the war-torn landscape of Beirut. Build your own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or team up with friends to take down the opposition.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the ruins of the city, guarded by mythical creatures and ancient traps. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets of Beirut and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what adventures await you in this war-torn world? 😉🎮💣

ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis

alarming surge, Childhood, childhood fitness, childhood health, childhood health crisis, childhood health epidemic, childhood health issue, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, childhood weight, childhood well-being, childhood wellness, ChunkyKids, continents, Crisis, global crisis, health crisis, Nations, Obesity epidemic, overweight, prevalence, united states

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Villages Defended:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.

the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?

don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!