New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ass_Focused Minecraft Servers

Ass_Focused Minecraft Servers

  • No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

    No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 6991
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

    First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

    Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

    But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server

    Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 1831
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your love for anime figures and manga? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to showcasing your epic collection of waifus and husbando figures! Build your own anime shrine and show off your otaku pride to the whole server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?

    Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

    Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 5386
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4753 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 234 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

    Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 6700
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 132 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

    Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 7141
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Alien Abductions: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 268
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old investment opportunities that require actual work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! With just $100k, you can join our server and invest in virtual diamonds that will generate you endless income with zero management involved.

    Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

    But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.

    So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Xanny.World Minecraft server

    Xanny.World Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 921
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Runes Activated: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our new server!

    We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.

    We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.

    In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!

    xannyworld.gomc.fun

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

    Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 5018
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Potions Brewed: 33
    Villages Defended: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Star Shards Collected: 226
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Mines Excavated: 4293

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

    I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 7007
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Love Letters Sent: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lost Election Minecraft Server

    Lost Election Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 9182
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Mines Excavated: 4166
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The one… Minecraft SMP

    The one… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 8259
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 340 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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