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BootyCraft: Digging for Derrieres

flirtatious, Suggestive, CHEEKY, BootyCraft, BOOTY

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “お尻か?” (you want some ass?) Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep . They were so amazed by the madness that they couldn’t stop playing for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs . Imagine the riches you could have by just hanging out with these fabulous fowls!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret disco party every night in the Nether . You can dance the night away with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs !

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

playful, ass, GRASS, RETALIATION, funny

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

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Blocky McBlockface: Where the only thing boring is our name!

Want, destroy, ass, long trail, blocky

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to destroy your ass in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. We’ve got crazy challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, playing lava parkour, and even battling giant chickens with diamond swords. Trust us, your ass will never be the same after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s destroy some asses together!

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GrillCraft: Where you can stop neeting and start mining (and maybe even find a grill)

Start, Find, Naughty, grill, Pleasure

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll be mining for… wait for it… unicorn poop! That’s right, our magical world is filled with rainbow-colored unicorns who leave behind glittery poop that you can use to craft the most fabulous armor and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil zombie villagers who are hellbent on turning the entire world into a giant pumpkin patch.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep who is determined to seek revenge on all players who dare to enter its territory. But don’t worry, if you can defeat the ghost sheep in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you unlimited dance moves for the rest of eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for that ghost sheep… it’s got some killer dance moves.

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Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

not impressed, underwhelming, best game ever, trending, Disappointment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

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ClockWife’s Booty Adventures: A Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!

Adventures, Minecraft, wife’s ass, stop looking, cute clock

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us if you want to stop staring at my cute clock wife’s ass on /vt/ and start building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. We have more diamonds than a rich villager and more chaos than a creeper convention. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

hurtful, prejudice, hateful, ass, UNACCEPTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

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PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Brogy, law, one piece, PirateCraft, Maggot Slave

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

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BootyCraft: Where Butts and Blocks Collide!

blocks, chatted up, ONLINE, internet, socializing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at!

Join us and you might just meet your future Minecraft BFF who will show you their pixelated booty – who knows if it’s actually theirs or if they just found it on the internet, but hey, we’re all about having a good time here!

So come on over and make some new friends, explore crazy builds, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures along the way. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

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MailboxMischiefMinecraft

Boundary, neighbor, messy situation, late night, tit for tat

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs!

Join us for crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with eccentric characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Need a break from the mundane? Come on over and experience the thrill of virtual revenge like never before! Just like the time I pranked my neighbor by planting a massive turd in her mailbox. Talk about a classic move!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knew Minecraft could be this absurdly fun? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

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