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  • The Blocky Booty Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Booty Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground chuuba wrestling ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the chuubas are fierce fighters and will stop at nothing to protect their title as the reigning champion!

    If chuuba wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry, we also have a giant chicken coop where players can challenge each other to chicken jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty chicken steed into battle and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate chicken jousting champion!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Explore this strange world and uncover its secrets, but be warned, not everything is as it seems in the land of the dancing llamas!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just remember to watch your back around those chuubas – they may be cute, but they pack a mean punch!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Goat Ass Minecraft Server

    Goat Ass Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries are so obsessed with goat ass that they can’t stop playing! But don’t worry, there’s more to this server than just furry shenanigans.

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.

    But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrackCraft Minecraft Server

    CrackCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by wypipo? Well, look no further because our server is here to fak yo crakkka ass up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to drop sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newbies to dance battles. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show those wypipo who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP

    HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!

    Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).

    We’ve got players who are willing to do whatever it takes to make a buck, even if it means pimping out their virtual partners for some sweet, sweet Minecraft diamonds. And hey, if you’re into rough stuff like drinking spit and dominating your fellow players, you’ll fit right in!

    So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

    BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

    Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP