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The Blocky Booty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground chuuba wrestling ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the chuubas are fierce fighters and will stop at nothing to protect their title as the reigning champion!

If chuuba wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry, we also have a giant chicken coop where players can challenge each other to chicken jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty chicken steed into battle and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate chicken jousting champion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Explore this strange world and uncover its secrets, but be warned, not everything is as it seems in the land of the dancing llamas!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just remember to watch your back around those chuubas – they may be cute, but they pack a mean punch!

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Goat Ass Minecraft Server

furry memes, furry jokes, satire, Opinions, controversial

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries are so obsessed with goat ass that they can’t stop playing! But don’t worry, there’s more to this server than just furry shenanigans.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.

But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!

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CrackCraft Minecraft Server

yo, DISRESPECTFUL, wypip, racist, offensive

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by wypipo? Well, look no further because our server is here to fak yo crakkka ass up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to drop sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newbies to dance battles. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show those wypipo who’s boss!

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HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP

rough sex, hello kitty, ass, anxious, Subscribers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).

We’ve got players who are willing to do whatever it takes to make a buck, even if it means pimping out their virtual partners for some sweet, sweet Minecraft diamonds. And hey, if you’re into rough stuff like drinking spit and dominating your fellow players, you’ll fit right in!

So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

Thread, long tail, ass appreciation, ass, Posts

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

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ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

comedy, funny, Entertainment, Shameless, Dogs

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

denial, adult content, porn, Men, Sexuality

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any sissification or fag shit! Our server is filled with epic builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love tiddies and ass just as much as the next guy (or gal)!

Join us for a wild adventure where men just fuck women and that’s what they want – in the game, of course! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures, battle epic monsters, and build the most amazing structures you can imagine.

So why settle for boring porn forums when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and excitement? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around – join us today and let the adventure begin!

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

feminism, Server, gender, fuck you, Whinny

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by a sassy Italian fighter who will put any whinny ass botch in their place! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, our server is so lit that even SHE, the woman herself, is a regular player. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

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WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

ass, Style, Cowboy, comfortable, WranglerCraft

hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

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BootyCraft Minecraft Server

Server, long tail tags, ass, Seeing.., Admit

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and of course, the chance to see her perfect ass in all its blocky glory.

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We got you covered. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because she’s back, and her perfect ass is waiting for you to admire. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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