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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

ass, assets, backside, badonkadonk, behind, blocky, BOOTY, Bottom, Bum, butt, buttocks, caboose, derrière, Fanny, gluteus maximus, Junk in the trunk, keister, Minecraft, posterior, rear end, Rump, Server, tush

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is all about that bootylicious fun! We don’t just love ass, we worship it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers, bootylicious biomes, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs a rational explanation when you can just embrace the madness and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP

actress, ass, bottom to top, bros, camera pans, Drama, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, explicit, good day, lioness, making out, Minecraft, nudity, Premiere, Recapped, Sexy, shower scene, smp, television, tv show, Zoë, Zoe Bros, Zoe Saldana

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2947
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve who loves to hoard shiny things.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for Zoe Saldana and her shower shenanigans – things tend to get a little steamy around here!

Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9047
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Potions Brewed:	134	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

Accusers, Anon, ASK, ass, CONSIDER, creeper, damn, Demand, keep out of prison, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, MOTHERFUCKERS, Pay, pay off, Prison, protect legacy, recurring, reoccurring, smp, STOP, stupid, Tax

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

ass, bored, Bro, Caves, Crafty, dark souls, death, ds games, dumbasses, fucking, Game, Lied, Lies, loved, Minecraft, open world, outposts, Playing, Server, ubisoft, V, worse combat

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

ass, BOOTY, Canada, Canadian, Canadian ass, Canadian beauty, Canadian booty, Canadian culture, Canadian fashion, Canadian heritage, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian men, Canadian pride, Canadian women, Minecraft, need more, need more ass, need more Canadian, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is in desperate need of more Canadian players because, let’s face it, we need more maple syrup and politeness in our lives. Plus, have you ever seen a moose try to play Minecraft? It’s hilarious!

Join us for epic battles against evil beavers, intense hockey matches on the ice rink we built in-game, and don’t even get us started on the poutine parties we have every Friday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten poutine while mining for diamonds.

So come on, eh? Join our server and let’s show those Americans how it’s done, eh?

Rip Ass Minecraft SMP

ass, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Raw, RIP, rip ass, rip his ass, SmackDown, smp, Sports Entertainment, tag team, world wrestling federation, wrestling, wrestling fans, wrestling humor, wrestling jokes, wrestling legends, wrestling match, wrestling memes, wwe

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’re here to rip ass on the world wrestling federation! Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and of course, some literal ass ripping (just kidding… maybe).

Our server is filled with hilarious characters, insane builds, and non-stop action. From wrestling matches in the ring to building giant statues of our favorite wrestlers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are just as obsessed with wrestling as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness someone actually rip their ass (again, just kidding… we think)?

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for any unexpected ass ripping).

The Blocky Booty Minecraft SMP

ass, blocky, BOOTY, chuuba, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground chuuba wrestling ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the chuubas are fierce fighters and will stop at nothing to protect their title as the reigning champion!

If chuuba wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry, we also have a giant chicken coop where players can challenge each other to chicken jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty chicken steed into battle and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate chicken jousting champion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Explore this strange world and uncover its secrets, but be warned, not everything is as it seems in the land of the dancing llamas!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just remember to watch your back around those chuubas – they may be cute, but they pack a mean punch!

Rencorner: Where Java and Bedrock players unite to battle not just mobs, but also server updates!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Server Address	mc.rencorner.co
Java Edition Port	25565
Bedrock Edition Port	19132

Website	Rencorner.co
Discord	Discord Server

Server Features

New updated to support Minecraft 1.21 features
Small Friendly Community
Unique Gameplay
Skyblock Server with custom missions and rewards
RPG Survival Server with economy, quests, and custom world content
Slimefun Survival Server with unique items and builds
Plot Server for creative building and redstone designs

FAQs

Can I connect to the server using different Minecraft versions?: Yes, the server supports all PC, Mobile, Switch, and Console Minecraft versions released in the last 3 years.
Is there a community on the server?: Yes, there is a small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players.
What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?: The server offers a mix of Vanilla and Modded Gameplay to keep things interesting.
Are there specific server modes available?: Yes, the server features Skyblock, RPG Survival, Slimefun Survival, and Plot servers for various gameplay experiences.
What custom features are available on the RPG Survival Server?: There are economy systems, trading, shops, quests, jobs, skills/perks, custom world generation, a custom Enderdragon world boss, and more.
What can I expect on the Slimefun Survival Server?: This server includes SF4 + Foxy Machines + Infinity Expansion + SFCalc, along with economy systems, shops, skill levels, and PvP arenas.
Can I use creative mode on the Plot Server?: Yes, the Plot Server allows you to test out builds and redstone contraptions with friends using creative mode.

AutisticRobotWaifu Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, Anime, Artificial Intelligence, autistic, AutisticRobotWaifu, funny, futuristic, human-robot interaction, humor, internet culture, love, meme, Minecraft, opinion piece, relationships, ROBOT, Sci Fi, Server, social commentary, Technology, Video, waifu

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, surprises, and…autistic robot waifus?! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with your very own robotic waifu who will help you mine diamonds and fight off creepers with their laser eyes. But be warned, these waifus have a mind of their own and may just decide to take over the server one day. So come join us for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

KinoAnime Minecraft Server

“anime criticism”, Anime, Anime Analysis, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debate, anime decline, Anime discussion, anime evolution, anime fans, anime history, anime industry, anime nostalgia, anime production, anime quality, anime renaissance, anime standards, anime trends, anime viewership, KinoAnime, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Farms Harvested:	212
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Tired of boring old anime? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we bring anime to life in the most epic way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant anime character appears and challenges you to a duel! And guess what? If you win, you get a lifetime supply of diamonds! Plus, our server has the power to make anime great again, so you’ll never have to suffer through trashy shows again. Join us now and let the anime adventures begin!

CraftyWeddingDayDrama

bachelorette party, bridesmaid betrayal, Communication Issues, CraftyWeddingDayDrama, Friendship Dynamics, friendship fallout, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, lack of communication, long-time friendship, moving to new area, selfish friend, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest behavior, wedding guest drama, wedding party plans, wedding planning, wedding weekend

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	2859	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5997

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your best friend decides to build a secret base right underneath it! Can you trust them or are they plotting against you? Only on our server will you find out the truth!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness epic bachelorette parties where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Will you be the one to call out your friend for being selfish and causing wedding drama? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of friendship, betrayal, and wedding drama like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless your friend decides to move to your area and stop talking to you, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

biggest No No, BlockyLove, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Honesty, Infidelity, lack of communication, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, neglect, red flags, relationship advice, Respect, Server, toxic behavior, Trust, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	687098
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dating in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows players to form relationships, break up, and even have Minecraft weddings! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the world of blocks and pixels?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a unique feature where players can compete in epic battles to win the heart of their crush. Forget about building houses and farms, it’s all about impressing your virtual bae with your PvP skills!

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ups and downs of Minecraft relationships. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

CraftyCreeperToiletTissue

Alternative, bathroom, CraftyCreeperToiletTissue, Creative, EMBARRASSING, emergency, funny, hygiene, Improvisation, Makeshift, odd, personal hygiene, quirky, Resourceful, strange, substitute, Survival, toilet paper, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you’ve ever used a cactus as a substitute for toilet paper and survived to tell the tale. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crafting your own toilet paper out of spider silk and zombie flesh in no time!

We’ve got a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted toilet paper rolls guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and emerge victorious with the softest bum in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your own toilet paper…you never know what you’ll need to wipe with in our world!

SuperWarhead Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Missile, North Korea, North Korea claim, North Korea defense, North Korea military, North Korea military capabilities, North Korea missile development, North Korea missile test, north korea news, North Korea nuclear program, North Korea politics, North Korea propaganda, North Korea security, North Korea technology, North Korea tensions, North Korea threat, North Korea weapons, North Korean missile, Server, super-large warhead, SuperWarhead, Warhead

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Animals Bred:	53
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ‘super-large warhead’ missiles ready to launch at any moment! watch out for those sneaky outsiders trying to doubt our claims, they just jealous of our epicness. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the impending doom or team up with your friends to take down the evil dictator ruling over the server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and lots of laughs!

NATOcraft: UK vs Russia

Alliance, Allied Reaction Force, Defense, defense strategy, Deterrence, Europe, european defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military force, nato, nato alliance, NATOcraft, russia, SECURITY, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

come join our minecraft server where we lead the NATO’s new ‘Allied Reaction Force’ to deter Russia! because who needs real world politics when you can fight virtual battles with your blocky friends? we have secret missions to infiltrate enemy bases, epic battles with giant pixelated tanks, and even a dance party with Putin himself (jk, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). so grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight for virtual world domination!

AwkwardSilenceCraft

audience engagement, audience participation, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardSilenceCraft, celebration, Conference, group activities, group dynamics, non-clappers, non-participation, public events, public speaking, round of applause, Silence, social awkwardness, social behavior, social gatherings, social interactions, social norms, uncomfortable moments

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Farms Harvested:	792	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

LOL JOIN dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid da awkward silence of ppl not clappin at a celebration! We got a clappin bot dat claps for u so u never gotta worry bout dat again! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so u know we got mad skills here. Come join us and never worry bout awkward clappin again!

EliteCraft: Govt Influence LOL

average citizens, business interests, Democracy, democracy in america, economic elites, EliteCraft, Govt, independent impacts, influence, lobbying, lol, mass-based interest groups, multivariate analysis, organised groups, policy making, political corruption, political elites, political influence, political science, power dynamics, public opinion, special interests, US government policy, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the economic elites and organised groups are like, running the show? well, this server is the place for u! forget about average citizens and mass-based interest groups, they don’t matter here!

join us and be part of the ultimate power struggle in minecraft history! u can be the next big shot in charge, making all the decisions and influencing government policy like a boss.

come on, don’t be a noob, join now and show everyone who’s really in control in this crazy minecraft world!