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Crafty Ass Roll Server

69, Thread slut, Poster’s choice, dubs, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Dubs: Every time you roll doubles, you get to post a picture of your butt. It’s like a virtual twerking competition! – Trips: If you roll triples, you can make a request for anything you want in the game. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. – Quads: Rolling quads turns you into the official thread slut of the server. You’ll be showered with gifts and attention from all the other players. – 69: And if you roll 69, you get to choose any crazy rule or event to happen on the server. Want everyone to wear chicken costumes for a day? It’s your call.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and hilarity on our Minecraft server!

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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

Bum, caboose, BOOTY, assets, blocky

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is all about that bootylicious fun! We don’t just love ass, we worship it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers, bootylicious biomes, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs a rational explanation when you can just embrace the madness and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

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ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP

Premiere, EXCITEMENT, Recapped, Zoe Saldana, Zoe Bros

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve who loves to hoard shiny things.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for Zoe Saldana and her shower shenanigans – things tend to get a little steamy around here!

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Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

Minecraft, sandy ass, Beach, Server, sandy cheeks

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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Prison Pals Minecraft Server

racism, hands and knees, ass, Submission, prison culture

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

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Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

damn, Prison, ass, MONEY, STOP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

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CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

canvas, Girlfriend, BdayArtGate, refusing, tiktok

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

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Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

Game, Playing, ubisoft, death, Lied

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

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Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

Canadian identity, Canadian booty, Canadian ass, Canada, Canadian history

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is in desperate need of more Canadian players because, let’s face it, we need more maple syrup and politeness in our lives. Plus, have you ever seen a moose try to play Minecraft? It’s hilarious!

Join us for epic battles against evil beavers, intense hockey matches on the ice rink we built in-game, and don’t even get us started on the poutine parties we have every Friday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten poutine while mining for diamonds.

So come on, eh? Join our server and let’s show those Americans how it’s done, eh?

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Rip Ass Minecraft SMP

wrestling humor, wrestling jokes, smp, wrestling memes, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’re here to rip ass on the world wrestling federation! Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and of course, some literal ass ripping (just kidding… maybe).

Our server is filled with hilarious characters, insane builds, and non-stop action. From wrestling matches in the ring to building giant statues of our favorite wrestlers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are just as obsessed with wrestling as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness someone actually rip their ass (again, just kidding… we think)?

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for any unexpected ass ripping).

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