ass writing – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

Brothers Realm 1.21

ass writing, Blood, bros, brothers, Dark, death-by-rape, decent tactics, elf girl, fantasy anime, goblin slayer, Goblins, good anime, Greenskins, Gritty, guild-receptionist, late to the party, Murdered, ogre rape, priestess, Psycho, raped, Realm, retarded, Stabbing, Throat, Tortured, water gate-scroll

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

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EmberSMP: Where the only fire you’ll find is from friendly banter! LGBTQ+ support and dad jokes included, come join the fun!

amazing, banter, Builds, casual player, Community, dad, Datapacks, Discord, earlier this month, EmberSMP, Find, Fire, Friendly, Fun, grind, hermitcraft, Included, Join, jokes, LGBTQ, new player, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Server, Support, Talk, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist, Youll

EmberSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server filled with friendly people, amazing builds, and good times. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you are welcome to join us!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
What kind of server is EmberSMP?	EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server with a few vanilla tweaks datapacks and quality-of-life commands that enhance gameplay without changing it significantly.
How can I join the server?	To join, message “meturkey” on discord and request to be added to the EmberSMP discord server where you can interact with other players and stay updated on server activities.
Is EmberSMP suitable for new or casual Minecraft players?	Absolutely! EmberSMP welcomes players of all levels, whether experienced or just starting out. The community is friendly and supportive, making it a great place for beginners.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

1100 spells, 3400 units, 400 magic items, autist’s dream, balance mod, Blitzserver, Creepercraft, debug mod, deep gameplay, documentation, domg, Dominions 6, Fan art, fantasy war game, Guide, Llamaserver, Minecraft, mod inspector, moddable, multiplayer, Pantokrator, pretender calculator, Server, simplistic graphics, strategy, Tools, turn based, Wiki

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game on steroids, created by two dudes – one of them is even a teacher, so you know it’s legit. With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is an autist’s wildest dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our pastebin is so outdated, it’s practically vintage. And don’t even get us started on our Steam group – it’s hotter than a creeper in a desert biome. Plus, we have a multiplayer guide that will have you dominating the server in no time.

Join us on Blitzserver, where the battles are fierce and the memes are even fiercer. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out Llamaserver for a truly wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Previous Pantokrator players are already raving about it – don’t miss out on the fun!

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WorryCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, apprehension, concern, doubt, fear, fret, Minecraft, nervousness, Server, stress, Troubled, uncertainty, uneasy, uneasy emotions, uneasy feeling, uneasy heart, uneasy mind, uneasy soul, uneasy spirit, uneasy thoughts, worry, WorryCraft

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, worry no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle, you’ll be unstoppable in PvP.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco inferno party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance your way to victory and earn exclusive loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun!

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DoggyDrama Minecraft Server

Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, confronting family, DoggyDrama, emotional pain, emotional scars, family dynamics, family gathering, fear of dogs, Insecurity, insensitive behavior, laughing at trauma, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, personal trauma, Respect, respect for personal experiences, Server, setting boundaries, Therapy, understanding trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee outrageous family drama and unexpected plot twists! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of confronting your fiancé about his sister turning your childhood trauma into a comedy show for the whole family.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your fiancé over whether or not you had the right to kick out his sister from your own home. Who will come out on top in this battle of wills? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

And if that’s not enough, prepare yourself for the ultimate challenge of navigating through awkward family gatherings and learning valuable life lessons along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now!

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CraftyMomzHousekeeping

adhd, anxiety, appreciation, Communication, CraftyMomzHousekeeping, diapers, dirty dishes, division of labor, household chores, household responsibilities, parenting, parenting struggles, Partnership, postpartum depression, ppd, relationship balance, SAHM, SAHM duties, stay at home mom, Therapy, working husband

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrilling saga of a husband and wife duo, complete with $4000 monthly fun money and a baby boy who may or may not be the true mastermind behind it all.

Witness the epic battle of household chores as the husband takes on the role of superhero, handling everything from night wakings to car maintenance, while the wife tackles the daunting task of grocery shopping and cooking dinner (well, most of the time).

But wait, there’s more! Experience the adrenaline rush of finding dirty dishes and diapers left in the baby’s room, as the husband fights for cleanliness and order in a world gone mad.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a riveting tale of love, PPD, anxiety, and ADHD all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown of who will step up and help out more – it’s a battle for the ages!

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TimelessLegends Minecraft Server

celebrated figures, cultural icons, enduring fame, eternal fame, famous people, future generations, Historical figures, historical significance, iconic leaders, immortalized individuals, influential individuals, lasting contributions, lasting legacy, Legacy, legendary status, long-lasting impact, memorable figures, Minecraft, renowned personalities, Server, timeless influence, TimelessLegends, unforgettable names

Who will be remembered in the annals of history as the ultimate Minecraft legend? Join our server and secure your spot in the Minecraft Hall of Fame for eternity! Imagine telling your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandkids about the time you conquered the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a block of cheese. Don’t miss out on your chance for immortality, join our server now and become a Minecraft deity!

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BidenBash vs TrumpTakedown

Analysis, biden, BidenBash, comparison, coverage, democrats, Election Coverage, liberal bias, Media bias, Media influence, media scrutiny, News, political agenda, political candidates, Politics, Presidential election, public perception, republicans, Shortcomings, trump, TrumpTakedown, us media

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for political debates! Join us and witness epic battles between players arguing over whether Biden’s gaffes are worse than Trump’s tweets. Will you survive the drama and come out victorious? Join now and find out! Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the heated arguments in chat. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for some drama!

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, compact, Countries, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european security, global politics, international relations, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, SIGNING, solidarity, summit, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Unity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more countries than the nato summit signing a treaty with ukraine! we got 32 countries all coming together to play minecraft and build epic structures together. it’s like a virtual world peace summit but with more creepers and diamond swords. so come join us and be part of this historic moment in minecraft history! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to sign a treaty with a zombie or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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CraftyPalestinianGrad

activism, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPalestinianGrad, deportation, Diploma, education, foreign policy, FREE PALESTINE, freedom of speech, Government, graduate, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian rights, Politics, protest, social justice, uae

come join our epic minecraft server where we yell ‘Free Palestine’ as we mine for diamonds and build insane structures! we are so lit that even the UAE wants to deport us, but we just respawn and keep on gaming! join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles against creepers and skeletons. come be part of our rebellious community and show the world that even in minecraft, we stand for justice and freedom! let’s mine our way to victory, one block at a time!

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BlockyMondayFun

10 years, BlockyMondayFun, Calendar, career longevity, company anniversary, consistent anniversary, employment tradition, job anniversary, job stability, leap years, long term employment, milestone, Monday start, saturday, special occasion, Sunday, unique work schedule, weekend celebration, work anniversary, work schedule, work-life balance

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than the clouds. we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. if you start a job on a Monday, your 10yr company anniversary will fall on a Saturday/Sunday no matter how the leap years fall. why, you ask? because our server bends time and space to make sure you have the best work-life balance ever. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers before they can explode. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

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