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SkinPointingCraft

anatomy, Awareness, bodily, Body language, body part, cognition, Communication, Gesture, Human, IMPOSSIBLE, Perception, Physical, pointing, pointing at oneself, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, Sensation, skin, SkinPointingCraft, Specific, Touch

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

join our epic minecraft server where pointing at your skin makes you look like a total weirdo! we have magical powers that turn your skin into a giant rainbow unicorn! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that farts rainbows! come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

Zaza Junior High School

Minecraft Vanilla Gaming Community Mods Roleplay Rules Survival PvP Creative Redstone Build Exploration Adventure Economy Factions Skyblock Minigames Quests Plugins, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Star Shards Collected:	83	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to Zaza SMP, the Minecraft server where the simplicity of vanilla gaming meets a laid-back and friendly community. If you’re looking for a place to play pure Minecraft with no mods, no roleplay, and minimal rules, you’ve come to the right place!

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Affinity SMP, a crossplay survival experience.

Affinity SMP, crossplay, Enchants, Grinding, home, MCMMO, multiplayer, Shop, Survival, Teleport, vanilla-like, xp points

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Choose an origin once you join and enjoy a unique multiplayer experience!Extra Features:

spend you xp points

54.39.28.143

ThunderCraft Server

Alternative Rock, American band, catchy tune, chart topper, Electric Guitar, Energetic, Grammy award winning, hit song, Imagine Dragons, Las Vegas, Lightning, Music (Industry), music video, music video production, Popular, Powerful, Rock, Server, Special effects, thunder, THUNDERCRAFT, thunderstorm

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But be careful, because the ground is made of lava and the only way to cross is by riding on the backs of giant chickens!

Once you’ve made it across, you’ll enter our bustling city where the buildings are made entirely out of diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on unicorns. And don’t forget to visit our underwater disco where the fish are all expert breakdancers!

But the real reason to join our server is for the epic battles that take place every Friday night. Picture this: a showdown between a team of ninja pandas armed with diamond swords and a gang of evil snowmen riding on top of giant spiders. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ScamSlayer in Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, consumer protection, cryptocurrency, cybercrime, decentralized finance, digital assets, financial fraud, financial technology, fraud, fraud detection, fraud prevention, internet security, investor protection, Minecraft, online scams, regulatory oversight, scam prevention, Scamming.., ScamSlayer, SECURITY, smp, solana, white collar crime

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Votes:	7650	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of getting scammed and swindled on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning all the grass into cheese to replacing all the diamonds with carrots, you never know what these furry troublemakers will do next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive bird and become the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

battalions, battle, blocky, Bravery, Commander, Conflict, courage, determination, Escape, Fought, Military, Overruled, Prohres, resilience, Royale.., Safety, strategy, Surrounded, Survival, UKRAINIAN, Unity, uprising, Victory, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2833
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	266

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

play.kaiross.info:25561

NisaSMP

Community, Custom Builds, Economy, Events, Keys, Minecraft, NisaSMP, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Votes:	4887
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Star Shards Collected:	290
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

A brand new Survival Minecraft Server! Custom builds, plugins, frequent events, free ranks and keys and so much more, join our community today!

smp.nisayera.com:25599

Macaroni Land: Where Pasta Wars and Cheese Factions Collide!

atmosphere, Brewery, Chaos, Cheese, collide, Community, Discord, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Fast, Friendly, Land, MACARONI, Minecarts, music disk, pasta, Plugins, rp sit, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, Towns, trinkets, Wars

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12

JAVA IP	37.10.122.12:25984
BEDROCK IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview:

Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with an old-school SMP vibe. It features PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a small yet lively community. There are several towns to explore, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins.

FAQs:

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for a couple of months.

2. What can I find at the spawn shop?

The spawn shop mostly sells trinkets like custom music disk midis, starter kits, and player-owned items that offer more complex items. There are also weird experimental skills and community-requested plugins available.

3. What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include faster minecarts, a brewing plugin, an RP sit plugin, and various random additions to enhance gameplay.

4. How would you describe the community on the server?

The community is small, friendly, and slightly chaotic. Players are welcoming and enjoy interacting with each other.

5. Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! Players of all experience levels are welcome to join and explore Macaroni-land.

MultiversusCraft Server

beta game, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, intellectual properties, Jack’s [INSERT MOVE HERE], live service, Multiversus General, MultiversusCraft, MVG, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, pve mode, rollback netcode, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where Jack’s pickaxe skills are just too OP? Look no further than our server! Join now and witness Jack mining through mountains like they’re made of butter!

Previously on our server: Jack’s mining skills were so strong that he dug a hole straight to bedrock and found diamonds galore!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a whole new world to explore filled with characters from Warner Brothers properties. From Batman to Bugs Bunny, you never know who you’ll run into next!

And don’t worry about the game shutting down for development, we’ve already got the final release ready to go. With new modes, new characters, and even a universal parry technique, the fun never stops on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon Beetlejuice building a haunted house in the mountains!