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MineHeroesAcademy: Where even creepers can get a diploma!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of lame excuses for characters not facing consequences for their actions? Join our Minecraft server where punching hard won’t break your arms, but it might break the laws of physics! Horikoshi who? We don’t need ass pulls to have a good time here, just pure, unadulterated fun. Come join us and leave the retcons behind!

Anarchy madmolo Minecraft server

Anarchy, anti cheat, Dupe, madmolo, Minecraft, Pure anarchy, Server, wipes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4911	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Pure anarchy completely without anti-cheat and with dupe. There will never be wipes!

AnarchyvMkK.exaroton.me:58707

PrisonBBCs Minecraft Server

BBC, Cell, chow hall, drugged, easy targets, effeminate, feelings, Guards, inmates, memoir, Michigan, Minecraft, older inmates, pretty white boy, prison prostitute, prison rape, PrisonBBCs, Protection, Server, Slide Step, WEIGHTS, white bois

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Votes:	1854	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pretty white boys are the most sought after in prison – that’s right, you heard it here first! Our server is like no other, where inmates fight over who gets to claim the title of the prettiest boy in the yard. Will you be the next target of affection?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a prison experience like no other, complete with older inmates grabbing your ass in the chow hall and drugging you for a wild night of fun. Who needs boring old guards when you have Slide Step, the protector who will keep you safe in exchange for a little somethin’ somethin’.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a pretty white boy in a man’s prison. Just remember, in our world, white males are seen as weak and effeminate – but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?

PixelPervs Minecraft Server

child exploitation, child pornography, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal prosecution, Cyber Security, cybercrime, dark web, digital evidence, illegal activity, illegal content, internet crimes against children, internet safety, law enforcement, Minecraft, online anonymity, online crime, online privacy, PixelPervs, Server, vpn

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchantments Applied:	100	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it makes diamonds look like coal!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, we caught a player posting child pornography TWO VPNs at a time! Talk about dedication, am I right? So if you want to play in a safe and fun environment, come join us and see what all the buzz is about. Just remember, no griefing allowed unless you want to face the wrath of our fearless moderators!

Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	281	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! This bitch of a server is where all the cool kids hang out and build the most epic creations you’ve ever seen. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined this server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and sunglasses. Legend has it that anyone who gazes upon this majestic llama will be blessed with infinite diamonds and never-ending stacks of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard that right. This server is so magical that even the llamas are ballin’ out of control.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of this server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And the only way to unlock its riches is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what other ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible.

PunchCraft Minecraft Server

Author, CHAPTERS, deja vu, happen, Latest chapter, Manga, manga author, manga author Murata, manga chapters, manga deja vu, manga panels, manga retcon, manga track, Minecraft, murata, One Punch Man, OPM, Panels, PunchCraft, retcon, Server, track

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that never change? Well, join our server where we constantly retcon the last 8 chapters of OPM just for fun! Who needs continuity when you can have chaos? Plus, our admin is like the Murata of Minecraft – always keeping things interesting with unexpected twists and turns. Join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!

BlockyHub Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real entertainment! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.

ChokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	73	Votes:	2322
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and witness the epic battles between the chicken army and the evil sheep gang. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with farm animals.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, it’s lit.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, where the only rule is to have fun and “choke on it”!

Semi-Chaos Minecraft SMP – Full of mild rebellions and lukewarm chaos!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Void Armor Forged:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Minecraft Semi-Anarchy Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Supported Versions	1.20.4
Server IP	dating-guam.gl.joinmc.link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I have a cracked version of Minecraft?

Yes, this server supports cracked versions of Minecraft.

2. Are there any specific rules on this server?

While it is a semi-anarchy server, some rules still apply. You are allowed to X-Ray, grief, and use fly commands as long as it doesn’t lag the server. If any issues arise, an AntiCheat may be implemented.

3. How can I request plugin installations?

You can leave your plugin requests on the Discord server. The server owner will review the requests and install the requested plugins.

4. What should I do if I encounter maintenance issues or can’t join the server?

If you encounter any maintenance issues or have trouble joining the server, report it on the Discord server. The server owner will respond within 3-4 hours and address the problems promptly.

5. Is the server always online?

Due to the server being located in Indonesia, it may not be running 24/7. Check the Discord server for updates on when the server will be online or offline.

6. What are the server specifications?

CPU	Intel i7 10700F
GPU	Integrated Graphics
RAM	16.0 GB RAM (8.0 GB RAM allocated to the server)

Thumbnail Face Minecraft Server

#youtube, Audience, branding, Consistency, Content Creation, creator, digital content, ENGAGEMENT, Expression, face, facial expressions, Marketing, Minecraft, online presence, Personality, Repetitive, Server, social media, Style, thumbnail, Thumbnails, trends, Video, visual appeal

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Items Found:	8796
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s faces look like they just smelled something funky? Join our server and break free from the monotony! Our players have the ability to change their facial expressions at the click of a button, so you’ll never have to see the same old face again. Plus, rumor has it that the reason she keeps making the same face in her thumbnails is because she’s secretly a shape-shifting alien trying to blend in with us humans. Join our server and uncover the truth behind this mysterious YouTuber’s repetitive expressions!

Hats Off Minecraft Server

Cultural significance, Cultural Symbolism, hats, Headwear, Identity, Jewish culture, Jewish Hats, Jewish Headwear, Jewish tradition, Little Hats, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern culture, Middle Eastern Headwear, Middle Eastern Religion, Minecraft, Religion, religious attire, Religious Garments, Religious Headwear, religious symbolism, Server, Symbolism, tradition

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Buildings Constructed:	23
Potions Brewed:	200	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hat-wearing extravaganza! Join us and discover the hidden secrets behind the little Jewish hats and why other Middle East religions are jumping on the funny hat bandwagon.

Rumor has it that these hats are actually magical and give you special powers in the game. Want to fly like a bird? Wear the hat. Want to summon a herd of pigs to do your bidding? Wear the hat. Want to turn your enemy into a block of cheese? You guessed it, wear the hat!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Hat Wars, where players battle it out in epic hat-themed battles to claim the title of Hat King or Queen. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate hat-wearing warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the mysteries of the little Jewish hats and beyond. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Hat’s off to you for joining the craziest Minecraft server around!