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Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, anime fans, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, defiance, Earth, FANTASY, heretics, japanese, Mecha, Minecraft, movement, nonconformity, Orb, Rebellion, rebellion against authority, resistance, revolution, Sci Fi, Server, societal norms, SUBS, underground movement

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	5311
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

Country, desuarchive, draw, Edition, general, Housewife’s Bull Edition, migrants, Minecraft, Previous thread, Proactive, question.., Refugees, Senran Kagura, senran related, Shinobi, shinobi school, sksg, Slutposting, smp, Thread, Trash, Welcoming, Write

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	72677	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PARWORLD Griefersky 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, Account.., banner, description, Donations, GIF, Grief, Griefersky, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, PARWORLD, Pirate, Private, Russian, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	7691	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

The owner of the server “PARWORLD Grifersky 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

parworld.run.place

Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

blocky, DIRTY, long tail, Midwest, Midwest babe, Midwest girl, Midwest seductress, Midwest slut, Midwest temptress, Midwest vixen, Midwest woman, Minecraft, Missouri, Missouri slut, Naughty, promiscuity, promiscuous, Provocative, scandalous, seductive, Server, slut, taboo

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4726
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, consequences, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Employee, employee behavior, employment termination, Ethics, HR, investigation, Justice, Kidnapped, KIDNAPPING, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, misconduct allegations, rape, smp, steve, Workplace, workplace harassment, workplace safety

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1786

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	192	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5770
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

Vivi’s Minecraft Server: Me, Myself, and Vivi

cute, demure, introspection, Minecraft, personality traits, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-realization, self-understanding, Server, Similarities, vivi, Vivis

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual party hosted by Vivi herself! She’s basically the queen of the server, and her cuteness and demure nature will make you feel right at home. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance moves only, of course). So why join our server? Because Vivi said so, and who are we to argue with the queen?

Up or Down Minecraft SMP

Analysis, back and forth, Choices, contemplation, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, down, fluctuation, hesitation, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, Minecraft, movement, pondering, pros and cons, Reflection, smp, uncertainty, up, weighing options

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can only build up and down? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build sideways, diagonally, and even upside down if you want! We’ve got gravity-defying builds that will make your head spin (literally)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?

But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!

Auto Attack Avoidance Minecraft Server

action games, Attack, Auto, auto attacking, avoidance, Combat Mechanics, digital worlds, dislike, ENGAGEMENT, Game Mechanics, gameplay styles, Gaming, Immersion, interactive entertainment, Minecraft, personal opinions, player control, player preferences, Preference, role playing games, Server, strategy, user experience, video games, virtual battles

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have banned auto attacking because we believe in good old-fashioned manual labor. That’s right, no more lazy players just sitting back and letting their swords do all the work. Join us and experience the thrill of actually having to swing your sword yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!