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Why Did They Stop Making Comedy Movies? Are There No Funny Writers… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8315	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the funniest place in all of blocky land! We’ve got more jokes than a creeper has TNT, and our players are as hilarious as a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for a laugh riot of epic proportions, where the only rule is to have a good time. We’ve got comedy skits, stand-up routines, and even a prank war that will leave you in stitches. Plus, our custom plugins will have you rolling on the floor laughing as you navigate through our wacky world.

So why did they stop making comedy movies? Because they couldn’t compete with the non-stop hilarity of our Minecraft SMP! Join us now and prepare to laugh your blocks off.

The Hellix

1.17, Anarchy, Ban, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Hacks, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Spam, Survival, Website

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to “The Hellix” Anarchy Minecraft Server Check out our website at: thehellix.com Hacks or Spam will result in a 30 Day Ban

mc.thehellix.com

Stonekeep

Adventure, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Fortresses, gameplay, Legacy, Medieval, Minecraft, PvP, Quest, rare items, Realm, Server, Stonekeep, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9332	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9826	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	284	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Stonekeep! Step into the legendary world of Stonekeep! This medieval adventure combines challenging gameplay, rare items, and a vibrant community. Whether you’re building mighty fortresses, exploring hidden dungeons, or battling fierce foes, a new quest always awaits. Join us and carve your legacy in the realm of Stonekeep!

104.247.112.54

””> Be Edgy Minecraft Server””

banned, Behavior, comfort zone, community guidelines, community standards, consequences, consequences of actions, Edgy, edgy behavior, introspection, leftist community, Minecraft, personal growth, repeating patterns, rule breaking, rules, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-sabotage, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of being oppressed by the leftist rule of other Minecraft servers? Are you a rebel at heart, constantly getting banned for your edgy comments? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the edgy! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild as you say all the edgy shit you want without fear of being banned. Embrace the chaos and join us on the server where edgy is the new cool. Let’s see how long you can last before getting banned again!

Don’t Forget Anons, Before Silky’s Minecraft SMP

Anons, Anonymity, Character development, cryptic dialogue, don’t forget, dont, Enigmatic, enigmatic figure, Foreshadowing, forget, hidden identity, intriguing backstory, long tail, Minecraft, mysterious character, mysterious past, narrative technique, plot progression, plot twist, Silky’s flashback, Silkys, smp, storytelling, Suspenseful, unexpected reveal

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	163
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9646
Crops Grown:	4564	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU! That’s right, you are the star of the show here.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny is hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting for a brave soul like yourself to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its power and rule the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Connection, craving, desire, fulfillment, get laid, Intimacy, longing, love, Lust, Minecraft, Need, Passion, physical intimacy, relationship, romance, satisfaction, Server, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, yearning

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magic Items Found:	3920
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no luck in finding that special someone to share them with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you lonely miners out there. Join our server and you’ll have more suitors than you can shake a pickaxe at! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to cuddle up with in your virtual bed? So come join us and let the love (and diamond) mining begin!

Boomer Plays Minecraft SMP

boomer, bored, cultural appropriation, DISRESPECTFUL, facebook, first nations, History, ignorance, indigenous, Losers, Minecraft, offensive, Old, online behavior, PLAYS, racism, smp, social media, social-networking, Stereotypes, trolling, wagon burner, white person

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Animals Bred:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against wagon burners or anyone else for that matter! Join us if you’re tired of Facebook thinking you’re a historical vehicle arsonist. Our server is filled with players who love to flip off white people for fun and claim they were here first in every situation. Plus, our history buffs will entertain you with random facts about the past that will blow your mind! Don’t be a loser, join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

ChillHub Malaysia

Adventure, bears, ChillHub Malaysia, crocodiles, Custom enchancements, Custom Mobs, dynamic seasons, Economy, Enemy bases, Factions, Factions & Towns, Huge Terra-Generated World, mcMMO Skills, Minecraft, New Enchantment System, Npc Shops, Pyramids, Raiding, Survival, Terra-generated world, Thrilling, Villages, woodland mansions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	543	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Embark on thrilling adventures across a stunning, Terra-generated world. From sprawling villages and ancient pyramids to mysterious woodland mansions, there’s always something new to discover! And with our custom mobs and challenging bosses, every journey is packed with excitement. You can even tame bears and crocodiles to ride into battle or raid enemy bases!

play.chillhub.my:25612

FREE DONATION – /free 11 EVENTS Minecraft server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	276
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

The owner of the “FREE DONATION – free 11 EVENTS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.aquamines.ru

Twitch YouTube Streamer’s Minecraft Server

#youtube, Content Creator, digital content, Entertainment, Friday vibes, friYAY, Gaming, influencer, internet personality, Live streaming, Minecraft, online audience, Online Community, online platform, Server, social media, Streamer, Streamers, streaming platform, twitch, video content, video games, weekend stream

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mines Excavated:	4527

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in your computer! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were busting a move. They danced the night away and earned a diamond disco ball as a reward. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, you can ride chickens into battle against your friends and claim the title of Chicken Champion. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue! It’s Friyay every day on our server, so come on in and let’s get this party started!